Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. 11:15 - Apr 2 with 14886 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth | In an unusual move that may be perceived by many as a diplomatic insult President Joe Biden of the United States will not be attending the coronation of King Charles III later this year. It has been suggested that the doddery old fool is still smarting from being made to sit all the way back in the thirteenth row during the funeral of Queen Elizabeth II although the White House denies this claiming “The President had no problem sitting so far back. It’s not as far to walk and there’s less chance of him falling over or doing or saying something stupid which makes him look like the complete idiot he undoubtedly is. He was happy to be away from the public glare to be able to close his eyes and remember the late queen in his own way. He definitely wasn’t sleeping. The noise that sounded like snoring was the rumble of the London traffic in the distance and the dribble that appeared to be coming out of his mouth were actually tears running down his face as he was so upset. Anyone who says otherwise is clearly spreading fake news and is a far right communist conspiracy theorist.” It has been reported he is going to send his wife Jill in his place. It is unclear who will be wiping the presidents arse while she is away but a spokesman for the president said on Tuesday that “plans are in place to clean up this issue.” Some commentators have suggested this snub to be damaging to the so-called “special relationship” that has existed between the two nations for the last century. But what do you reckon? I really want to know what you reckon. Write what you reckon here. | |
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Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 19:39 - Apr 29 with 1066 views | Dr_Winston | It's all a bit silly. Don't think any other European Monarchy even bothers with a Coronation. Still, day off work so can't complain too much. | |
| Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. |
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Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 20:39 - Apr 29 with 1023 views | SullutaCreturned |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 19:39 - Apr 29 by Dr_Winston | It's all a bit silly. Don't think any other European Monarchy even bothers with a Coronation. Still, day off work so can't complain too much. |
It's all a bit silly because the idea of a monarchy is all a bit silly. I'll take the day off though. | | | |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 20:43 - Apr 29 with 1019 views | Fireboy2 |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 16:38 - Apr 29 by Wingstandwood | An upcoming coronation where the world's media and press will yet again attend in mass by coming from every corner of the world. And there will be worldwide interest and viewing figures that will yet again be absolutely staggering and mind-blowingly impressive by sheer number(s). G.S.T.K!!!! |
How much is it going to cost him? Oh yes, nothing, its us who will be paying for it. [Post edited 29 Apr 2023 21:49]
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Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 20:53 - Apr 29 with 999 views | Dr_Winston |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 20:39 - Apr 29 by SullutaCreturned | It's all a bit silly because the idea of a monarchy is all a bit silly. I'll take the day off though. |
Can't argue with that. | |
| Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or f*cking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. |
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Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 11:17 - Apr 30 with 942 views | felixstowe_jack |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 20:39 - Apr 29 by SullutaCreturned | It's all a bit silly because the idea of a monarchy is all a bit silly. I'll take the day off though. |
A bit like having a President like the USA who seem to find two stupidest people in America to stand for election and whoever wins in divides the USA in half. At least our monarcy is supported by most people in the UK. Imagine if we had Corbyn and Farrage standing for President. | |
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Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 13:40 - Apr 30 with 910 views | Joesus_Of_Narbereth |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 17:41 - Apr 29 by felixstowe_jack | Hardly a snub. No US President has ever attended a coronation just as no British Monarch has ever attended a Presidential inauguration. |
That’s a bit of a misnomer though. For most of the coronations since the formation of the USA the only method of travel would be a boat trip that takes weeks. Transatlantic flight was still in its infancy even when Elizabeth II was coronated. A president travelling to London under those circumstances would be a significant journey. The ease, safety and convenience of travel has increased exponentially in the last seventy odd years. Biden could hop on a plane, sleep all the way in his own suite, land in Heathrow in just a few hours and be home again in time for the Jimmy Kimmel show. | |
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Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 14:13 - Apr 30 with 903 views | onehunglow |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 13:40 - Apr 30 by Joesus_Of_Narbereth | That’s a bit of a misnomer though. For most of the coronations since the formation of the USA the only method of travel would be a boat trip that takes weeks. Transatlantic flight was still in its infancy even when Elizabeth II was coronated. A president travelling to London under those circumstances would be a significant journey. The ease, safety and convenience of travel has increased exponentially in the last seventy odd years. Biden could hop on a plane, sleep all the way in his own suite, land in Heathrow in just a few hours and be home again in time for the Jimmy Kimmel show. |
Not sure Joe could hop on a scooter | |
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Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. (n/t) on 17:07 - May 4 with 815 views | Kilkennyjack | Anyone having a party ? 🤣🇬🇧 [Post edited 4 May 2023 17:09]
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Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 17:46 - May 4 with 800 views | felixstowe_jack |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 13:40 - Apr 30 by Joesus_Of_Narbereth | That’s a bit of a misnomer though. For most of the coronations since the formation of the USA the only method of travel would be a boat trip that takes weeks. Transatlantic flight was still in its infancy even when Elizabeth II was coronated. A president travelling to London under those circumstances would be a significant journey. The ease, safety and convenience of travel has increased exponentially in the last seventy odd years. Biden could hop on a plane, sleep all the way in his own suite, land in Heathrow in just a few hours and be home again in time for the Jimmy Kimmel show. |
Even Eisenhower who was the most pro British American president did not attend the Queens coronation . | |
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Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. (n/t) on 18:21 - May 4 with 786 views | union_jack |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. (n/t) on 17:07 - May 4 by Kilkennyjack | Anyone having a party ? 🤣🇬🇧 [Post edited 4 May 2023 17:09]
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Why is that such a funny question in your mind? | |
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Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 18:31 - May 4 with 778 views | onehunglow |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 17:46 - May 4 by felixstowe_jack | Even Eisenhower who was the most pro British American president did not attend the Queens coronation . |
He wasn’t that pro British over Suez | |
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Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 16:49 - May 12 with 703 views | pencoedjack |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 17:24 - Apr 28 by Kilkennyjack | Are you threatening me ? |
I’m pretty sure no one threatens you they just laugh at you. You are the forum idiot. | | | |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 16:56 - May 12 with 700 views | Gwyn737 |
I’m not sure it is. For any President going forward, Ireland will be far more important to them than the UK. They need to appeal to the ‘Irish’ vote to get in, and economically the EU is more important than the UK. | | | |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 17:13 - May 12 with 688 views | cockett_jack |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 16:56 - May 12 by Gwyn737 | I’m not sure it is. For any President going forward, Ireland will be far more important to them than the UK. They need to appeal to the ‘Irish’ vote to get in, and economically the EU is more important than the UK. |
Take the point but how important is the Irish vote outside of New England and PA? Just can’t believe the audacity and childishness of it for an American president towards the UK even if the ‘special relationship’ has always been a bit of a fantasy. You can’t imagine Obama having said something like that. | | | |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 17:22 - May 12 with 662 views | Gwyn737 |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 17:13 - May 12 by cockett_jack | Take the point but how important is the Irish vote outside of New England and PA? Just can’t believe the audacity and childishness of it for an American president towards the UK even if the ‘special relationship’ has always been a bit of a fantasy. You can’t imagine Obama having said something like that. |
Good point on the ‘Irish’ spread and tbh I don’t know the answer. I’m sure I read somewhere that over 30 million yanks identify as Irish but I’m not sure what that means by state. As for the economy, I’d have thought Obama would have put the EU first by virtue of size, special relationship or not. | | | |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 01:15 - May 13 with 631 views | Kilkennyjack |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 17:13 - May 12 by cockett_jack | Take the point but how important is the Irish vote outside of New England and PA? Just can’t believe the audacity and childishness of it for an American president towards the UK even if the ‘special relationship’ has always been a bit of a fantasy. You can’t imagine Obama having said something like that. |
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Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 12:53 - May 13 with 601 views | cockett_jack |
Biden to snub Coronation of King Sausage Fingers. on 01:15 - May 13 by Kilkennyjack | Obama is a rebel â˜˜ï¸ |
Mediocre effort even by your trolling standards | | | |
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