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Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... 09:36 - Dec 4 with 6970 viewsNorthernr

Ear all abaght how triffic Sean Dyche is, 'ow 'ard the Premier League is, and just 'ow close Gareff Bale was to retiring from the game altogether out of shitness until 'Arry rescued the situation and turned his ole career araghnd from 1045ish. Kevin Bond on piano.

Sits down, stares into space. "I was miles away there..."

Usual team news. Those injured before, are still injured. Those fit, still fit. "We're 'aving a light morning this morning." Everybody is ok.

Not much in it between the promoted teams. Burnley very much the same team as last year. Sean done an amazing job. Top top fella. Right of our 11 on Tuesday were in the Championship with us last year - Sky monkey interrupts, brave - Leicester wo league comfortably and they're down with us. very much the same team as well. None of us have changed that much. We're going ok. Away form not good enough (#Poirot). Seven or eight teams in the scrap.

Is Danny Ings better than Charlie Austin?

I watched Danny Ings, saw an awful lot of him at Bournemouth, good player, good goalscorer, good movement, good player, both good players. Fentastic. Triffic.

Leicester was a massive game. Now Burnley. Going to Swansea always difficult, very very 'ard, close, tight, points in it, results on Tuesday were fine, some teams lost and some won and some got a point. (Thanks 'Arry).

Fck my the Sky man likes his own voice. A five minute question about sacking managers of promoted teams.

Different division, different standard, different resources, very 'ard. Nigel and Sean 'av done amazing jobs, fentastic, not adrift, right in amongst it. Nobody bulle proof, what can you do? You can only do your best in life, if it's not good enaff that's life. Nobody wants to be stuck near the bottom, but the teams at the top 'av the best players. Southampton fentastic, play Man City get done free nil. Sergio Aguero, 60m 70m, different level, very difficult, very 'ard.

Been in the game a long time, it's 'ard. Nigel laid back calm guy, don't know if he's responded to a fan or not, 'ard not to at times. Doesn't deserve any abuse, find that difficult to understand. I've never 'ad it wiv my 'ome fans, been very lucky, don't worry abaght it too much.

Today's Sky question is about Christmas parties.

Not into it for footballers. Everybody has a camera on their phone. We;re in relegation battle and we've got to concetrate. Monday night meal for all the staff but as far as going out for a jolly up that's not for me. Playas 'avent mentioned one to me. They understand pitfalls of going out. Close your eyes, somebody has a picture of you looking drunk, not right. I can't be doing wiv it.

Woman with a wild and dangerous question of her own about away games.

Nobody down the bottom 'as too many wins away from 'ome. The games we've played all against clubs in top six seven or eight. Not easy, very 'ard, 'av struggled. Got to find a system to get us results, we've tried everything, every system in the book we've tried, closer last few weeks, late goal at Newcastle, late at Swansea, late penalty at Chelsea. We'll get a result away from home when you least expect it.



Sean done an amazing job, fentastic fella, great enthusiasm, knows the game, excellent knowledge, very positive fella, always believes they'll get a result. He's done smashing.

Got goals in the team with the little boy Ings, bit like Charlie, good goalscorers. We're at home, been playing well at home, excellent. Man City scored seven at Southampton and Sunderland, we were leading late in the game and deserved to win.

Oooh me feed's gone down.

Good.



Looks like it's gone permanently. Joe Jordan picking up Adam Hulme by the lapels and telling him to "feckin sort it oot ya wee prick" doesn't seem to have worked.

You get the general gist. We're not very good away from home but it's 'ard. We're very good at home so we'd prefer to talk abaght that. Nigel Pearson and Sean Dyche have done fentastic jobs. The injured players are injured and the ones who are not injured are not injured. 'Arry doesn't believe in Christmas parties or The Twitter.

Bondy says, let's get out of 'ere.





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Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... on 15:15 - Dec 4 with 1581 viewsBklynRanger

"You can only do your best in life, if it's not good enaff that's life. Nobody wants to be stuck near the bottom, but the teams at the top 'av the best players."

I'll have to watch that 'Women know your limits' clip a couple more times to counteract the lines above.
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Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... on 15:18 - Dec 4 with 1574 viewsQPRDave

Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... on 15:05 - Dec 4 by Northernr

Ok well that's your opinion and that's fair enough - be dull if we all thought the same. Judging from your recent posts you don't think too much of me and that's also fair enough, although as I always say if you actually met me you might think differently - you clearly haven't, as I don't have a northern accent for a start.

Other people disagree with you about this thread judging by the response it gets each week so I'll probably keep doing it, and labeling it really clearly so if you don't like it you won't click on it by accident.

If Harry did talk with a northern accent, if we were managed by Mick McCarthy, I'd send it up in the same way. Same if he talked like Brendan Rodgers, always babbling on about the collective and the whole and feeling as one as a team together as a unit the Men of Liverpool.

As Pinner says, this pre-math interview, pre-match press conference is a nonsense, all cooked up because Sky have air time to fill. Essentially they're talking about something that hasn't happened yet, and doing their best not to make any headlines - so they're actually deliberately trying to make them un-reportable and boring.

If we just covered it like every other site and took it seriously we'd just be like every other site, why would anybody come here? Same reason the match previews read like they do, and the match reports are deliberately longer than anything you'll read elsewhere, and the message board isn't seperated out into different rooms or filled with loads of moderators. Otherwise what's our unique selling point? Why would anybody click on LFW if it wasn't different from elsewhere?

The site, the reports, the previews, this thread, the message board - they're all easily avoidable if it's not your thing. We've even got an ignore user function, so if I really do get on your tits that much just stick me on ignore and nothing I say on here will appear on your view of the site.

Just click on the bits you do like and avoid the bits you don't, it's not 'ard.

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F**k ...that told me..
Fair enough, that is very good explanatory post.....I'll say no more
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Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... on 15:28 - Dec 4 with 1541 viewsLancsBushRs

Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... on 15:18 - Dec 4 by QPRDave

F**k ...that told me..
Fair enough, that is very good explanatory post.....I'll say no more


You need to work on your northern accent too...
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Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... on 15:48 - Dec 4 with 1490 viewsQPR442

Not much between the promoted teams? well there should be as we have spent sh'te loads of money on players.
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Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... on 15:56 - Dec 4 with 1462 viewsShotKneesHoop

Anyone that takes the shyte that Bagpuss spouts at these Sky News At Bollox o'clock as a gospel serious news item - and thinks that it does not deserve the parodying that Norffff gives it - well, they need to take a reality check.

Partly Sky Spurts fault for demanding the Pressers happen and then planting their own reporters to ask PMQ style questions to Bagpuss who loves doing Cameron / Dalai Llama style answers.

I'd rather see Northern's cryptic, funny comments on the ludicrous answers from 'Arry than watch any current away performance on a dodgy feed.

Anyone like QPR Dave who thinks Norfff's reports on the Pressers are disrespectful should be looking at a Manure or Chelscum fan site. QPR Dave and the like can't be proper fans; who don't like being treated as idiots by the banal bollox that comes out of 'Arry's Norff end Saarff.

Gor Blimey Guvnor, you're a proper card, you is.
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Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... on 15:56 - Dec 4 with 1465 viewsBklynRanger

Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... on 15:48 - Dec 4 by QPR442

Not much between the promoted teams? well there should be as we have spent sh'te loads of money on players.


'Football's easy when you've got good players' but at the same time it's 'difficult' and 'very 'ard'.

The man's a quantum physicist or summat.
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Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... on 16:13 - Dec 4 with 1424 viewsShotKneesHoop

Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... on 15:56 - Dec 4 by BklynRanger

'Football's easy when you've got good players' but at the same time it's 'difficult' and 'very 'ard'.

The man's a quantum physicist or summat.


I reckon "summat" wins the choice, hands down, of what 'Arry is .......

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... on 00:09 - Dec 5 with 1243 viewsJuzzie

If anything is boring it's the dull, predictable 'pressers' not these threads. The presses are as predictable as the number of shots on goal for us and the opposition during an away game.
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Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... on 08:40 - Dec 5 with 1165 viewsShotKneesHoop

Ooo wants to ear what 'Arry finks? Presser time.... on 00:09 - Dec 5 by Juzzie

If anything is boring it's the dull, predictable 'pressers' not these threads. The presses are as predictable as the number of shots on goal for us and the opposition during an away game.


That's why Clive does such a good job of exposing all the Sky Mumbo Jumbo that Bagpuss trots out week after week. It's all so predictably crass and total bollox.

They'll be asking 'Arry about the wevvah next -

"Fentestic summah in Sendbenks,triffick bunch of ledz cum rand from the Lane, opened sum party sevens, basked in the old current bun, then 'ad the ole barbie out on the decking, but it tooks ages for Sandra to catch fire."

Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me!

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