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So what does everyone on here do for a living 08:43 - Jul 3 with 42489 views

rrrspricey

...or pretend to do when the're actually spending their days trawling through the sh1t posted on here

I work as a Project Manager for a private medical insurer in sunny Tunbridge Wells

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 13:55 - Jul 3 with 2992 views

toboboly

Im a hard core porn star and amateur dwarf thrower. Filth, pure filth.

Some of you may recognise me from Stab Hags 5, Jeremy's Piles 2, Erect Horizon, Bad Spanker 11 and Dwarf Tossing - An Introduction.

Sexy Asian dwarves wanted.

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 13:58 - Jul 3 with 2983 views

TheBlob

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 13:55 - Jul 3 by toboboly
Im a hard core porn star and amateur dwarf thrower. Filth, pure filth. Some of you may recognise me from Stab Hags 5, Jeremy's Piles 2, Erect Horizon, Bad Spanker 11 and Dwarf Tossing - An Introduction.

Were you that hermit in the cave in Rubber Family Robinson?

Can I have your autograph?

Poll:

So how was the season for you?

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:06 - Jul 3 with 2967 views

izlingtonhoop

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 12:13 - Jul 3 by eghamranger
I'm in the Sweeney!!

ugh!

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:11 - Jul 3 with 2947 views

essextaxiboy

I drive Essex persons backwards and forwards to the airports all day

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:17 - Jul 3 with 2927 views

DaBurgh

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:11 - Jul 3 by essextaxiboy
I drive Essex persons backwards and forwards to the airports all day

must take ages getting rid of the smell of Hugo Boss and Joey Essex perfume from the back of the cab

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:19 - Jul 3 with 2920 views

nedflanders

Work from home as a Football Odds Compiler for an online sportsbook - so i get to watch football all day, ........unless Stoke are playing West Ham....

So what does everyone on here do for a living (n/t) on 14:19 - Jul 3 with 2920 views

whiffer

Insurance broker.

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So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:22 - Jul 3 with 2912 views

cyprusmel

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 11:58 - Jul 3 by Mytch_QPR
Nice one, Mel. 'Lar knacker', or 'Knickers Here'?

Small village up in the hills overlooking Polis, the quiet end of the Island.

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:24 - Jul 3 with 2903 views

westberksr

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 13:55 - Jul 3 by toboboly
Im a hard core porn star and amateur dwarf thrower. Filth, pure filth. Some of you may recognise me from Stab Hags 5, Jeremy's Piles 2, Erect Horizon, Bad Spanker 11 and Dwarf Tossing - An Introduction.

do you start every conversation with...

"Hi I'm Troy McClure, you may recognise me from........."

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:26 - Jul 3 with 2899 views

kingsburyR

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:19 - Jul 3 by nedflanders
Work from home as a Football Odds Compiler for an online sportsbook - so i get to watch football all day, ........unless Stoke are playing West Ham....

Why cant I have a job like that?

Dont know why we bother. .... but we do!

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:29 - Jul 3 with 2894 views

francisbowles

My younger daughter told Brown Owl that I was an air hostess!

Actually I am a Purser with our 'national (former)' carrier with almost 36 years in the company. I have led my life in a haze of jet lag and night flights and chasing my tail every time I was home for two or three days between flights, trying to have a family life and getting to Loftus Road. Have slowed down a little these days as my daughters drive themselves, I have reduced hours and been a sole season ticket holder for the last four seasons, previously I shared one with another Purser R, and have only missed four home matches in that time and attended a few away as well. My wife, who I met on the job (so to speak!), is a converted R and comes to a several matches as well

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:36 - Jul 3 with 2868 views

westberksr

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:29 - Jul 3 by francisbowles

could be worse, could have said you were a trolley dolly!

Mrs West is ex crew but hasn't managed to catch the footy bug, did find that during our early years when she still flew it was great for a bit of peace and quiet to go to matches when she was working at weekends.

75% is about the perfect contract on the old terms; i've loads of clients and friends still flying (and quite a few that have had enough and left), most on those terms now.

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:36 - Jul 3 with 2867 views

THEBUSH

Structural Designer, mainly to do with Offshore Oil Rigs.

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:48 - Jul 3 with 2841 views

nedflanders

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 14:26 - Jul 3 by kingsburyR
Why cant I have a job like that?

I get that a lot!!

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 15:08 - Jul 3 with 2801 views

FredManRave

I work in marketing/promotions in a Casino. It took a while to get past seeing the tragedy (imo) of seeing people wasting their days and money they don't have gambling, ie, losing money but the actuial job I do is great, I love it. Very chilled, no real pressure or stress although the money is shite and the hours are non office, so all very different from being the City banker that I was in my previous job (life).

I think what comes to light from reading this thread is that Bosh67 and Mytch should collaborate on a script with A40Bosh doing the screenplay for DiscoDroids life story. I'd watch it, though probably from behind the sofa.

	I've got the Power.
Poll:	MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 15:24 - Jul 3 with 2772 views

QPRMUSO

I am a sales director for a pro audio company but would much rather be a professional musician. Almost did once but noticed many of my Muso friends and (top players) didn't have two pennies to rub together. I was booked to do cabaret on the SS Canbera in 82 and just before the cruise it was called up as a hospital ship for the Falklands - an omen.

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 15:33 - Jul 3 with 2752 views

Holser

Work at Heathrow loading catering onto British Airways flights out of T5 and chatting up the trolley dollies...female ones thats is.

80's F block

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 15:35 - Jul 3 with 2751 views

BostonR

Global Real Estate Director for a blue chip company.

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 15:36 - Jul 3 with 2746 views

toboboly

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 13:58 - Jul 3 by TheBlob
Were you that hermit in the cave in Rubber Family Robinson? Can I have your autograph?

Alas not me I'm afraid. I can autograph a profylactic and send it over?

Used or pristine?

Sexy Asian dwarves wanted.

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 15:36 - Jul 3 with 2747 views

londonscottish

IT software for banks.

Poll:

Do you love or hate the new Marmite ad?

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 15:48 - Jul 3 with 2723 views

HantsR

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 10:35 - Jul 3 by Mytch_QPR
When I left sixth form college I had A levels in Art, Computing and French. I was qualified to paint French computers, but there was little demand in this sector. Do you believe that all estate agents lie? If you do, and I pander to your beliefs, then I am not an estate agent. In Surrey. In a perfect world, I would like to be bosh67 and write for a living. Maybe there is still time...

I thought it was only me that had a mix like that? Art, Maths and French in my case. painting by numbers was the obvious choice given the first two!

However, got degree in Land surveying.and became Chartered Surveyor and International Project Manager. Would have preferred to be an artist but wanted to be paid to travel and work around the world!

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 15:49 - Jul 3 with 2721 views

Bluce_Ree

I'm the King of Rock. There is none higher.

(Sucker MCs should call me sire).

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 16:07 - Jul 3 with 2694 views

A40Bosh

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 15:24 - Jul 3 by QPRMUSO
I am a sales director for a pro audio company but would much rather be a professional musician. Almost did once but noticed many of my Muso friends and (top players) didn't have two pennies to rub together. I was booked to do cabaret on the SS Canbera in 82 and just before the cruise it was called up as a hospital ship for the Falklands - an omen.

The opening line of any "full time" muso playing in our band upon arriving at a gig is

"Hiya.........What time are we being fed?"

They will never buy food on Saturday morning/lunchtime to eat that day if they are playing at a function that is feeding them for free later that night.

Poll:

With no leg room, knees killing me, do I just go now or stay for the 2nd half o?

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 16:18 - Jul 3 with 2661 views

blacky200

Technical Author for a major Motorcycle, ATV, Utility Vehicle and Jet Ski company.

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 16:22 - Jul 3 with 3326 views

karl

So what does everyone on here do for a living on 09:16 - Jul 3 by Discodroid

when not in a roll neck , smashing through ladies bedroom windows from a chinook, machine gunning my telephone number into their wall with a gloch and bearing chocolates, im harriet harmans speech writer and diane abotts sex slave .

i also audit the meat racks for a clean bill of health under the harsh dictat of kieth vaz.

my voluntary work is taken up with finding any one insane enough to go to yevette coopers coffee mornings with an immigrant inicitave at percy ingles over a black forest gateau.

i work with troubled yoof.

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I have to ask, were they troubled before you worked with them?

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