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Death
at 15:15 18 Oct 2024

Johnny Winter used to play one.

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Guitar playing thread
at 15:08 18 Oct 2024

Rory's Strat went for $1.1M(including buyer's premium.
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Growing old etc PROSTRATE
at 14:13 16 Oct 2024

Two fingers up me bum this morning from concerned Doc.
A simple handshake would have sufficed mate.
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FA Cup
at 14:44 13 Oct 2024

Cray Wanderers went out to Tonbridge 0-1 at their (packed out) new ground.
Blast,never will get to see them in the First Round and on t'telly.
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Growing Old Part 704 - Coffee
at 20:27 11 Oct 2024

Can't function without a couple of cups of Guatemalan in thr morning.
Definitely age related..Like wiring your nipples up to the mains.
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Rodneeeeeeee!
at 12:44 11 Oct 2024

Happy birthday Rodders.
March 4th 1967.Oh yeah.
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Line up of QPRs worst ever eleven
at 10:58 7 Oct 2024

Brian Williams.
My fingers trying to refuse typing that name.
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Rammed if you do, Rammed if you don't - Derby Vs Qpr Match Thread
at 20:56 6 Oct 2024

Just about sums it up.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GZI3h4SW8AAc9V5?format=jpg&name=small
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Rammed if you do, Rammed if you don't - Derby Vs Qpr Match Thread
at 18:01 5 Oct 2024

So how long before we get the firdt"Marti out" threads?
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National Poetry Day
at 20:47 4 Oct 2024

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Random irritations..
at 20:15 3 Oct 2024

Can't find King Edwards spuds anywhere.Need them to go with my Cumberland Hostages tomorrow night.
[Post edited 3 Oct 20:18]
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Random irritations..
at 19:31 1 Oct 2024

Well the governmen registry site crashed today under the weight of applications but not before I declared two packets of breast fillets,6 portions of homemade Tandoori Tikka, a KFC Boneless Box,A turkey crown and lastly the plastic duck for my bath.
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If aliens exist would they speak Swahili?
at 17:04 30 Sep 2024

Just remember "Klaatu Barada Nikto".
Could save your life one day.
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Random irritations..
at 11:21 30 Sep 2024

You've got until wednesday to register your chicken(s).
If you don't it's another excuse for Thr Old Bill to smash your back door in and hand out a 2 year jail sentence.
The world has gone albumental.
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Welsh League / Cup
at 11:16 30 Sep 2024

Terrible standard of football,almost a free pass against thelikes of Aberystwyth.Would love to see R's down at Aber or Newtown.
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Kaboom!I
at 14:43 27 Sep 2024

If this thing goes up with the equivalent power of a 20 kiloton nuclear bomb
It might spark off the US ammo ship Richard Montgomery lying off Sheernes.
The tsunami would devatate both sides of The Channel and probably go up the Thames.
It is estimated it would cause £8m worth of improvements to the Isle Of Sheppey

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/ship-russia-maltese-explosives-fertiliser-kent-margat

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Corny Joke Warning
at 14:33 27 Sep 2024

Englishman: "That your dog?"

Welshman: "Aye"

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'

Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”

Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doing all right."

Welshman: (look of shock)

Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”

Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman: "That sheep's a fukking liar!!
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Deafened by Speakers in Upper Loft
at 11:07 25 Sep 2024

I remember that one.We could hear it clearly from our garden in my old gaff in Orpington.
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Deafened by Speakers in Upper Loft
at 21:01 24 Sep 2024

There's something so fundamental in dozens of Decibels where you feel the stuff as well as hearng it,
But not when it's' playing Taylor fecking Swift obviously.
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Deafened by Speakers in Upper Loft
at 20:40 24 Sep 2024

Bet it wasn't as loud as Stevie Ray Vaughan 1982 at The Hammersmith Odeon.
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