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Corny Joke Warning
at 21:58 23 Feb 2025

I suppose if Ben Gunn became a “long time lurker, first time poster”, we'd ask him what is his favourite cheese.
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Corny Joke Warning
at 21:48 23 Feb 2025

I was arrested once for trying to steal an elephant.
My brief got me off though, it was a trumpety, trump, trump trumped up charge.
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The Morgan - Varane - Field midfield
at 21:36 23 Feb 2025

I suppose “horses for courses” would be the phrase used in this instance.
I haven't really got a clue, but perhaps a few Colback characters would've helped.
By the same token, could you say a few tricky clever players should've run rings around 'em ?
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Portsmouth Reflection
at 22:18 22 Feb 2025

My alcohol-drenched memory isn't the best, but wasn't there a couple of seasons some time when Palace needed a win to stay up and we just capitulated ( apart fron Holloway, as player), and a few seasons later, Vicky Verky, we needed a win and Palace phoned it in to use modern parlance.
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Away form?
at 21:46 22 Feb 2025

As my uncle's brother used to say “talk's cheap, money buys 'ouses”
As skipper, Cook would have the right to question the ref and may well have done so off camera.
On the other hand it may have made matters worse with a ref like this one.
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Away form?
at 21:31 22 Feb 2025

Thanks Brian
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Away form?
at 21:22 22 Feb 2025

Thanks to QPR+ I now see all matches and can only remember one match where Varane played really well.
I suppose Morgan is a bit callow to play every week. I think he's only on loan and I guess we're rather unlikely to sign him up.
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Pompey and Circumstance Match Fred
at 15:57 22 Feb 2025

A cuppa whisky
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Pompey and Circumstance Match Fred
at 22:41 21 Feb 2025

Not too worried about Hayden, it's that other midfielder they have - a real dynamic box-to-box, do-or-dier midfielder…can't think of his name.
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Pompey and Circumstance Match Fred
at 20:31 21 Feb 2025

Glad Pompey have pulled round.
I used to holiday in the IOW a bit a few years back, going over on the hovercraft from Southsea. So I spent a fair bit of time in Portsmouth & Southsea. Brickwoods, Charles Gale & Burts beers.
2-2 would be fine.
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Friday Choons - Drums
at 09:21 21 Feb 2025



Sorry, just seen Ramsey's post
[Post edited 21 Feb 9:47]
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Friday Choons - Drums
at 09:18 21 Feb 2025

Ear drums ?
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Time to admit one's failings
at 22:54 20 Feb 2025

I don't want to hurt your failings.
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Time to admit one's failings
at 21:54 20 Feb 2025

Ah, Eastenders - the jewel in BBC's crown. What's their motto again ?
Moron Shall Speak Unto Moron.
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Good Luck Jeff! (n/t)
at 20:32 19 Feb 2025

Anyone old enough to remember the cartoon characters Mutt 'n' Jeff that cockneys used as rhyming slang for “deaf” ?
No, I thought not.
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If only we had scored two more against Derby...
at 22:20 18 Feb 2025

The 2 saddest words - If Only.
3 saddest - It's Too Late.
4 saddest words - Queens Park Rangers Nil.
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1975 ish We score 7 and our players console keeper on his debut
at 22:01 16 Feb 2025

I remember.. I think it was v Burnley but can't really recall much more. Help !
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Marti - Glasgow Rangers.
at 21:41 16 Feb 2025

Blimey…when I saw this thread I had to crack open another bottle of Nelson's Revenge.
Not that I need my arm twisting.
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Frey/Chair caption comp.
at 22:24 15 Feb 2025

‘how many times do I have to tell you, this is one of the key issues and central questions facing Championship clubs today’
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Partisan crowd
at 10:58 15 Feb 2025

When we erroneously got the Derby commentators, one of them said he was pleased the ref wasn't being swayed by the partisan crowd. Obviously meant as an insult but came out as a cmpliment.
They were crap comms - luckily we only had to endure it for some minutes !
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