| PANIC !!!!!! 18:55 - Jun 29 with 2357 views | johncharles |
As I get older (73) I find that when I need a pee I NEED A PEE. Tonight I’m making a marinade for kebabs and I need a pee. It’s a chilli and ginger marinade. Do I try to finish the marinade or do I wash my hands thoroughly and go for a pee and start again or do I try to make it through and leg it for the lavvy ?
Clue * have you ever touched your willie with ginger or chilli your Hands ????? |  |
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| PANIC !!!!!! on 18:57 - Jun 29 with 2344 views | Esox_Lucius |
Discodroids pays a woman to do it for him  |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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| PANIC !!!!!! on 19:00 - Jun 29 with 2329 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
I hate to think of the state of your keyboard/phone screen
Man up FFS you never had a burning willy before..... oh that for some other reason... |  |
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| PANIC !!!!!! on 19:07 - Jun 29 with 2303 views | johncharles |
| PANIC !!!!!! on 19:00 - Jun 29 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
I hate to think of the state of your keyboard/phone screen
Man up FFS you never had a burning willy before..... oh that for some other reason... |
I don’t have those problems at my age. Not sleeping around much anymore. 🤣 [Post edited 29 Jun 2020 19:11]
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| PANIC !!!!!! on 19:16 - Jun 29 with 2269 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
| PANIC !!!!!! on 19:07 - Jun 29 by johncharles |
I don’t have those problems at my age. Not sleeping around much anymore. 🤣 [Post edited 29 Jun 2020 19:11]
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Chilli and ginger is no substitute for sex but can come close if you like it a bit spicy | |
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| PANIC !!!!!! on 19:21 - Jun 29 with 2264 views | DannyPaddox |
The best advice I heard re COVID 19 and washing your hands wasn’t this “sing two verses of happy birthday” nonsense it was “imagine you’ve just been chopping fresh chillis and now you’re about to have a wÃ¥nk” - notice how thoroughly you wash your hands.
Actually the advice was you’ve just been cooking with chilli and now you’ve got to change a contact lens. Similar principle. |  | | |
| PANIC !!!!!! on 19:21 - Jun 29 with 2264 views | Boston |
Well Mr Charles, it ‘depends’. |  |
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| PANIC !!!!!! on 19:29 - Jun 29 with 2226 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
Do it like a "lady" sit, piss, drip dry. | |
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| PANIC !!!!!! on 20:38 - Jun 29 with 2156 views | Boston |
| PANIC !!!!!! on 19:29 - Jun 29 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
Do it like a "lady" sit, piss, drip dry. |
...or as we say around here, ‘the Baz’ | |
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| PANIC !!!!!! on 20:58 - Jun 29 with 2111 views | colinallcars |
This is an elegent thread isn't it ? |  | | |
| PANIC !!!!!! on 21:02 - Jun 29 with 2097 views | stowmarketrange |
Don’t they say at our age to never pass a toilet without using it,Don’t waste an erection and never trust a fart? |  | | |
| PANIC !!!!!! on 21:06 - Jun 29 with 2078 views | 2Thomas2Bowles |
| PANIC !!!!!! on 21:02 - Jun 29 by stowmarketrange |
Don’t they say at our age to never pass a toilet without using it,Don’t waste an erection and never trust a fart? |
I have all 3 nailed down now.. the fart sometimes... well... | |
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| PANIC !!!!!! on 21:17 - Jun 29 with 2044 views | stowmarketrange |
| PANIC !!!!!! on 21:06 - Jun 29 by 2Thomas2Bowles |
I have all 3 nailed down now.. the fart sometimes... well... |
I think it varies with me.I can have a cup of tea before bed and I’m up and down to the toilet all night or I can have 8 pints of Guinness and sleep like a log.But then everyone else is up all night with my snoring. | | | |
| PANIC !!!!!! on 02:35 - Jun 30 with 1928 views | timcocking |
Not being careful enough rubbing Deep Heat on a groin strain...a mistake only made once. |  | | |
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