By continuing to use the site, you agree to our use of cookies and to abide by our Terms and Conditions. We in turn value your personal details in accordance with our Privacy Policy.
Please log in or register. Registered visitors get fewer ads.
Any ideas for girlfriends, wives christmas ; presents yet? on 11:20 - Nov 21 by WarwickHunt
Wash your hands well first if you've made the curry...chilli minge isn't a girl's best friend.
She loves a vindaloo ending. When we were skint she would insist I dipped my magical finger in cayenne pepper from Lidl. A quick squirt of lemon juice is a clincher.
Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows.
The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
Any ideas for girlfriends, wives christmas ; presents yet? on 16:45 - Nov 21 by max936
It doesn't get anymore romantic than the exotic cayenne pepper Bony and it makes you lips tingle
It's a total winner 👠I caught my old man once blowing shandy bass up my mothers backside with a piece of hose from the garden, as a young kid I accepted his explanation that her inner tube had punctured. It was only when I was thrown out of Cinderellas with a similar piece of hosing that I began to think he may have been telling me porkies.
Nolan sympathiser, clout expert, personal friend of Leigh Dineen, advocate and enforcer of porridge swallows.
The official inventor of the tit w@nk.
Any ideas for girlfriends, wives christmas ; presents yet? on 20:28 - Nov 21 by Loyal
It's a total winner 👠I caught my old man once blowing shandy bass up my mothers backside with a piece of hose from the garden, as a young kid I accepted his explanation that her inner tube had punctured. It was only when I was thrown out of Cinderellas with a similar piece of hosing that I began to think he may have been telling me porkies.
By continuing to use the site, you agree to our use of cookies and to abide by our Terms and Conditions.
