| Some lower league hilarity.. on 16:25 - Aug 7 with 2665 views | pencoedjack |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 16:13 - Aug 7 by MrSwerve |
I'll probably get pelters for this but in all seriousness I thought that Jazz was a decent bench warmer for us. |
If I remember rightly he had a mare against man city and never played for us after.
Personally think championship his is level.
Think he should of slapped his head they pay his wages now but it's great he didn't |  | |  |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 16:32 - Aug 7 with 2644 views | MrSwerve |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 16:25 - Aug 7 by pencoedjack |
If I remember rightly he had a mare against man city and never played for us after.
Personally think championship his is level.
Think he should of slapped his head they pay his wages now but it's great he didn't |
Championship probably is his starting level.
But in terms of having a player happy to sit on the bench for us in case of emergency, I think he was decent. Obviously not a World beater. Not sure what his wages were, mind...I'd guess they were decent too...so I can see both sides of the argument. |  |
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| Some lower league hilarity.. on 16:56 - Aug 7 with 2572 views | raynor94 |
He did the same thing at Wolves |  |
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| Some lower league hilarity.. on 16:57 - Aug 7 with 2563 views | pencoedjack |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 16:56 - Aug 7 by raynor94 |
He did the same thing at Wolves |
Obviously a cock | | | |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 17:08 - Aug 7 with 2533 views | Highjack |
Apparantly in an update according to Fans Leader Carl he did do a half and half head slappy thing, but it doesn't count because he didn't put 100% into it. Walesonline have now asked Cardiff City for a statement on this incredibly important issue. I shit you not. |  |
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| Some lower league hilarity.. on 17:10 - Aug 7 with 2528 views | bonymine |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 16:57 - Aug 7 by pencoedjack |
Obviously a cock |
Didn't he turn us down many years ago and ended up at Scummers instead ?
I also seem to recall he 'sold' his wedding to Hello magazine or one of those trashy mags : his ego was always bigger than his footballing talent !
Total Wâš“ï¸
STID
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| Some lower league hilarity.. on 17:23 - Aug 7 with 2486 views | MrSwerve |
So according to some he did it, but it was lack lustre. 
Can you imagine us asking Ramsey to do the swim away if he played with us? Firstly, I doubt we'd do it...secondly, if he didn't I doubt there'd be a 5+ pager about it the day after.
A player a class above though, for a team a class above. | |
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| Some lower league hilarity.. on 17:37 - Aug 7 with 2450 views | Loyal |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 17:08 - Aug 7 by Highjack |
Apparantly in an update according to Fans Leader Carl he did do a half and half head slappy thing, but it doesn't count because he didn't put 100% into it. Walesonline have now asked Cardiff City for a statement on this incredibly important issue. I shit you not. |
Cardiff City statement -
Based on the fact we have Fck all to really challenge for this season and won't do anything other than nothing we consider the slapping of ones head of primary importance. The slapping of heads is customary to rid the local populous of fleas and other irritants and of course to ensure we don't sneak above our dwarf average title as the smallest people in the principality. Fervent head slapping is known to stunt growth. The ongoing lack of bonce banging by Jazz Richards as example means he will now be highlighted not only in the press thus alienating him publicly and from our few fans but each game he plays. This will ensure he reaches the lowest of levels as a Cardiff player so he is on par with the rest of the team. We expect Jazz to start whacking his head within a few weeks after we have bullied him in to doing so and of course after hanging round the area which will of course mean he will need to do something to rid himself of the previously mentioned head louse type creatures and general lack of cleanliness.
We hope this brings an end to the matter and only wish our supporters had taken some shampoo and bonce refresher with them when they were routed and ran away in to the sea in Swansea some years ago. |  |
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| Some lower league hilarity.. on 17:39 - Aug 7 with 2441 views | skippyjack |
Needs to stop drinking.. obvious issues.. probably marriage issues.. His wife is definitely getting it from someone.. she probably cares for him, and is unwilling to depart for her daughters sake..
His ego has definitely exploded. |  |
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| Some lower league hilarity.. on 17:40 - Aug 7 with 2435 views | Edmundo |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 17:50 - Aug 6 by dobjack2 |
But once he does it they'll be on his back for doing it. Always on a loser playing for that family friendly club.
Together stronger doesnt seem to have lasted too long. Wonder what will happen in the qualifiers? |
Perhaps they'll boo him like they used to for Ash and other Jacks!
Normality has returned for the "head slapping tw*ts' 😂 |  |
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| Some lower league hilarity.. on 17:58 - Aug 7 with 2353 views | bonymine |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 17:37 - Aug 7 by Loyal |
Cardiff City statement -
Based on the fact we have Fck all to really challenge for this season and won't do anything other than nothing we consider the slapping of ones head of primary importance. The slapping of heads is customary to rid the local populous of fleas and other irritants and of course to ensure we don't sneak above our dwarf average title as the smallest people in the principality. Fervent head slapping is known to stunt growth. The ongoing lack of bonce banging by Jazz Richards as example means he will now be highlighted not only in the press thus alienating him publicly and from our few fans but each game he plays. This will ensure he reaches the lowest of levels as a Cardiff player so he is on par with the rest of the team. We expect Jazz to start whacking his head within a few weeks after we have bullied him in to doing so and of course after hanging round the area which will of course mean he will need to do something to rid himself of the previously mentioned head louse type creatures and general lack of cleanliness.
We hope this brings an end to the matter and only wish our supporters had taken some shampoo and bonce refresher with them when they were routed and ran away in to the sea in Swansea some years ago. |
Absolutely brilliant Loyal....😂😂😂 | |
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| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:00 - Aug 7 with 2341 views | bonymine |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 17:39 - Aug 7 by skippyjack |
Needs to stop drinking.. obvious issues.. probably marriage issues.. His wife is definitely getting it from someone.. she probably cares for him, and is unwilling to depart for her daughters sake..
His ego has definitely exploded. |
Think his ego exploded many years ago, totally arrogant Kant.
What goes around comes around ðŸ‘ðŸ‘👠| |
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| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:04 - Aug 7 with 2322 views | Highjack |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 17:10 - Aug 7 by bonymine |
Didn't he turn us down many years ago and ended up at Scummers instead ?
I also seem to recall he 'sold' his wedding to Hello magazine or one of those trashy mags : his ego was always bigger than his footballing talent !
Total Wâš“ï¸
STID
Together Stronger 💪💪💪 |
Yeah as far as I remember he turned us down and we went for Ash instead. | |
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| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:25 - Aug 7 with 2261 views | bonymine |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:04 - Aug 7 by Highjack |
Yeah as far as I remember he turned us down and we went for Ash instead. |
Thank fuk for that 😉😉
Just think Ash may still be on the fairground stalls in Drayton Manor otherwise....FATE !!
Johnson has always been an an obnoxious tw*t from what I've seen of his footballing 'career' 😂😂😂
STID. Together Stronger 💪💪💪 [Post edited 7 Aug 2016 18:25]
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| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:28 - Aug 7 with 2249 views | Phil_S |
Day 1 of new season and one of their new players gets booed every time he gets the ball
Classy |  | | |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:28 - Aug 7 with 2246 views | blaine_scfc |
"We chanted for Jazz to do it seven times during the first half and also at full-time. We just wanted to then be able to chant 'Jazzy is a Bluebird, Jazzy is a Bluebird' and it's up and running... as is the case with every newcomer at our club."------- Carl Curtis (whoever he is)
Oh my days, I have heard some sad stuff in my time but that has just topped it. Cry us a river. |  | | |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:35 - Aug 7 with 2228 views | bonymine |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:28 - Aug 7 by blaine_scfc |
"We chanted for Jazz to do it seven times during the first half and also at full-time. We just wanted to then be able to chant 'Jazzy is a Bluebird, Jazzy is a Bluebird' and it's up and running... as is the case with every newcomer at our club."------- Carl Curtis (whoever he is)
Oh my days, I have heard some sad stuff in my time but that has just topped it. Cry us a river. |
Exactly.
The Scummers ain't half drama queens aren't they ....
Carl Curtis is a pr1ck for starters anyway and if the major 'talking point' of the match is Jazz not slapping his head then they must be playing some real shite football......
#InferiorityComplex
'You only wash when you're flooded'....don't know where that came from boys 😀😀
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| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:41 - Aug 7 with 2216 views | Phil_S |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:28 - Aug 7 by blaine_scfc |
"We chanted for Jazz to do it seven times during the first half and also at full-time. We just wanted to then be able to chant 'Jazzy is a Bluebird, Jazzy is a Bluebird' and it's up and running... as is the case with every newcomer at our club."------- Carl Curtis (whoever he is)
Oh my days, I have heard some sad stuff in my time but that has just topped it. Cry us a river. |
Really? Thats madness | | | |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:47 - Aug 7 with 2176 views | blaine_scfc |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:41 - Aug 7 by Phil_S |
Really? Thats madness |
Direct quotes on WalesOnline.
I personally found it very difficult reading that grown men could become that upset because it wasn't feasible at that moment to chant "Jazzy is a bluebird" | | | |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:48 - Aug 7 with 2170 views | Phil_S |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:47 - Aug 7 by blaine_scfc |
Direct quotes on WalesOnline.
I personally found it very difficult reading that grown men could become that upset because it wasn't feasible at that moment to chant "Jazzy is a bluebird" |
 And I gather some are saying if he doesn't then he should leave the club now? | | | |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:51 - Aug 7 with 2151 views | Murph75 |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 17:52 - Aug 7 by ScoobyDoo |
Lead pipping?  Thicker than i thought bud. |
Haven't you got a sister you father wants you to sleep with? |  | | |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:56 - Aug 7 with 2130 views | Murph75 |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:47 - Aug 7 by blaine_scfc |
Direct quotes on WalesOnline.
I personally found it very difficult reading that grown men could become that upset because it wasn't feasible at that moment to chant "Jazzy is a bluebird" |
In fairness they need something to enjoy on a match day. The football they play is utter dog sh1te.
And that accent goes through me What's the matter with them?? | | | |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:59 - Aug 7 with 2115 views | dobjack2 |
| Some lower league hilarity.. on 18:47 - Aug 7 by blaine_scfc |
Direct quotes on WalesOnline.
I personally found it very difficult reading that grown men could become that upset because it wasn't feasible at that moment to chant "Jazzy is a bluebird" |
The person who wrote that has clearly assumed that they have grown up. |  | | |
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