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Captain Jonjo 17:56 - Mar 1 with 7591 viewsshandyjack

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3471434/Jonjo-Shelvey-handed-N


Poll: Expectation for the season

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Captain Jonjo on 18:06 - Mar 1 with 6798 viewsPegojack

He'll be in his element now, Captain Pointer.
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Captain Jonjo on 18:13 - Mar 1 with 6756 viewsOldjack

Captain Jonjo on 18:06 - Mar 1 by Pegojack

He'll be in his element now, Captain Pointer.


Init, fuk he'll think he's in heaven now

Prosser the Tosser dwells on Phil's bum hole like a rusty old hemorrhoid ,fact You Greedy Bastards Get Out Of OUR Club!

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Captain Jonjo on 18:16 - Mar 1 with 6734 viewsDarran

F*ck him.

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Poll: Who’s got the most experts

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Captain Jonjo on 18:18 - Mar 1 with 6731 viewsMrSwerve

They want him to lead by example?

Christ have they seen him play for the last 6 months?

Poll: Decision day - who wins the PL title?

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Captain Jonjo on 23:11 - Mar 2 with 6346 viewsswanny

went well, then.....

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Captain Jonjo on 23:13 - Mar 2 with 6316 viewsbuilthjack

Double f@ck him

Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.

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Captain Jonjo on 23:22 - Mar 2 with 6211 viewsSmellyplumz

F*ck him with knobs on

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Poll: Huw Jenkins

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Captain Jonjo on 01:53 - Mar 3 with 5967 viewsEbo

I see that Janmaat did a Shelvey after the game tonight and tried to pick a fight with the fans.

Thank you, goodnight and bollocks
Poll: What couldn't you live without?

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Captain Jonjo on 08:57 - Mar 3 with 5670 viewsCopperJack

Anyone know how he played in his new role as responsible captain?

Poll: The 2016 Assembly Elections: Which way will you be voting & why?

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Captain Jonjo on 09:50 - Mar 3 with 5580 viewsoldcob

Who wants to be captain of a sinking ship?
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Captain Jonjo on 10:36 - Mar 3 with 5433 viewsmonmouth

A Newcastle view:

"Shelvey - s**** pass selection all game long. Granted played a few good balls, but that's not factoring in the passes he f***ed the whole side on by giving to Stoke players. LVG's MU may be boring, but they don't have idiot footballers like Shelvey in the side. Top sides keep the ball, until they've played 40 passes across the back line - but they get to a point that they attack - lose the ball? Close to the goal, attack again.

Shelvey, lose the ball 20 yards to any goal, doesn't matter. Wrong club for this jerk."

Poll: TRUST MEMBERS: What DID you vote in the, um, vote

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Captain Jonjo on 11:29 - Mar 3 with 5348 viewsStarsky

Captain Jonjo on 10:36 - Mar 3 by monmouth

A Newcastle view:

"Shelvey - s**** pass selection all game long. Granted played a few good balls, but that's not factoring in the passes he f***ed the whole side on by giving to Stoke players. LVG's MU may be boring, but they don't have idiot footballers like Shelvey in the side. Top sides keep the ball, until they've played 40 passes across the back line - but they get to a point that they attack - lose the ball? Close to the goal, attack again.

Shelvey, lose the ball 20 yards to any goal, doesn't matter. Wrong club for this jerk."


And they paid £12million.
I think he was a good signing for us. We got a good season out of him and made £7million in him

It's just the internet, init.

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Captain Jonjo on 14:30 - Mar 3 with 5150 viewssnork44

Captain Jonjo on 11:29 - Mar 3 by Starsky

And they paid £12million.
I think he was a good signing for us. We got a good season out of him and made £7million in him


Well Claude imploded after we beat Arsenal, so I can't wait for the True Geordie's take on the Stoke defeat.

Premier Snork now watching from the USA
Poll: What do you prefer on Planet Swans after a game?

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Captain Jonjo on 14:33 - Mar 3 with 5135 viewsGroo

Captain Jonjo on 10:36 - Mar 3 by monmouth

A Newcastle view:

"Shelvey - s**** pass selection all game long. Granted played a few good balls, but that's not factoring in the passes he f***ed the whole side on by giving to Stoke players. LVG's MU may be boring, but they don't have idiot footballers like Shelvey in the side. Top sides keep the ball, until they've played 40 passes across the back line - but they get to a point that they attack - lose the ball? Close to the goal, attack again.

Shelvey, lose the ball 20 yards to any goal, doesn't matter. Wrong club for this jerk."


Also from a Newcastle board

"Useless c***.

Captain? f*** off. Not one percent of him says "captain material""



"Jonjo Shelveyyyyyy
He can really spot a pass
Jonjo Shelveyyyyy
And he's not very fast
Jonjo Shelveyyyyy
He's like Beckham with no hair
Jonjo Shelveyyyyy
He's on the pitch but i don't know where!"

Groo does what Groo does best

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Captain Jonjo on 14:41 - Mar 3 with 5100 viewsFlashberryjack

Captain Jonjo on 14:33 - Mar 3 by Groo

Also from a Newcastle board

"Useless c***.

Captain? f*** off. Not one percent of him says "captain material""



"Jonjo Shelveyyyyyy
He can really spot a pass
Jonjo Shelveyyyyy
And he's not very fast
Jonjo Shelveyyyyy
He's like Beckham with no hair
Jonjo Shelveyyyyy
He's on the pitch but i don't know where!"


And to think that some of the knowfyckall pundits were screaming that we sold him cheap.

Yeah !! £12 million seems like daylight robbery.....but who's done the robbing ?

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Poll: Should the Senedd be Abolished

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Captain Jonjo on 14:54 - Mar 3 with 5057 viewsA_Fans_Dad

I thought he at least put in a shift for them, a lot more than he was doing for us.
Let's hope he gets relegated.
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Captain Jonjo on 15:28 - Mar 3 with 5012 viewsPegojack

I'm quite worried about when we go up there to play them in a few weeks' time.

Potential for a few scores to be settled. I doubt the game will end with 22 on the pitch....
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Captain Jonjo on 15:36 - Mar 3 with 4993 viewsFlashberryjack

Captain Jonjo on 15:28 - Mar 3 by Pegojack

I'm quite worried about when we go up there to play them in a few weeks' time.

Potential for a few scores to be settled. I doubt the game will end with 22 on the pitch....


Wind Shelvey up and he'll be gone, maybe he'll stick the head on Siggy.

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Poll: Should the Senedd be Abolished

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Captain Jonjo on 15:40 - Mar 3 with 4964 viewsmonmouth

Captain Jonjo on 15:36 - Mar 3 by Flashberryjack

Wind Shelvey up and he'll be gone, maybe he'll stick the head on Siggy.


Sig needs to be grown up, smile and shake his hand.

Whilst calling him a baldy lard arsed piece of shit. That should do the trick.

Poll: TRUST MEMBERS: What DID you vote in the, um, vote

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Captain Jonjo on 00:58 - Mar 4 with 4504 viewsdailew

True Geordie has lost it.

Not hugely impressed with McLaren.

Almost hope the Barcodes stay up. Great city as well.


Poll: Would you like Rodgers back as the new manager ?

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Captain Jonjo on 08:55 - Mar 4 with 4274 viewspikeypaul

I would also love it if they stay up at the expense of Sunderland,Norwich and Villa.

Sunderland going down would give me great pleasure and If their main rivals stayed up so
much better.

Even the True Geordie has seen how shite Ramsey has become this season.

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Poll: Where wil Judas be sitting when we play Millwall?

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Captain Jonjo on 09:04 - Mar 4 with 4254 viewsperchrockjack

Im up there in MAY hoping to see the club s ashes

Poll: Who has left Wales and why

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Captain Jonjo on 09:38 - Mar 4 with 4185 viewsLoyal

Fck the Geordies, they are as ungrateful as any 'deserving' team in our league.
Moaning all the time about no money spent, McLaren comes along, spends 86 million in 8 months and still the cnts moan about their owner. No other team spent as much as those cnts in Europe in January.

They are reaping the rewards of their own negativity - Swans fans beware !!!!!!

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Poll: Who should be Swansea number 1

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Captain Jonjo on 10:08 - Mar 4 with 4150 viewsDafyddHuw

Let's hope Ashley sticks with Shteve McTwàt. If they get rid and employ a decent manager for the last 10 games, they might start picking up points. We don't want that.
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Captain Jonjo on 23:12 - Mar 5 with 3877 viewstherealme

No offence to the bloke but to think we got 12 million for him when he's going to be a Championship player. Think anyone in the Prem will take him off Newcastle?

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