James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) 10:43 - Jun 7 with 16270 views | FearOfAJackPlanet | Saw this casually mentioned on the Sky Sports media round-up this morning. Or at least I think I did...I hope I didn't imagine it, I'd like to think I have a more exotic imagination than that. Competition for KOL in the area of cone-placing? | ![](/images/avatars/12453.gif) |
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 10:47 - Jun 7 with 9901 views | hobo | I'd welcome that appointment. The two of them spent a number of years at Southampton together so there could be some legs in this | ![](/images/avatars/10747.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 11:28 - Jun 7 with 9750 views | BLAZE | Heard him on TalkSport a few months back and was surprised by how well he came across. I didn't take him for it, but he appears to be that rare breed of intelligient footballer. Think he said his original goal was to become a surgeon not a footballer [Post edited 7 Jun 2015 11:30]
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 11:45 - Jun 7 with 9657 views | NeiltheTaylor | Beattie was a clever striker in his day. Kept Southampton up almost single handed for a few seasons. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 11:47 - Jun 7 with 9645 views | icecoldjack | Monks best mate isn't he. I think Garry was also best man at James wedding a few years back. Seems like a "jobs for the boys" appointment if true. | ![](/images/avatars/13184.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 11:49 - Jun 7 with 9631 views | skippyjack |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 11:28 - Jun 7 by BLAZE | Heard him on TalkSport a few months back and was surprised by how well he came across. I didn't take him for it, but he appears to be that rare breed of intelligient footballer. Think he said his original goal was to become a surgeon not a footballer [Post edited 7 Jun 2015 11:30]
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He'd fit right in with the surgeons.. Drink driving, cocaine snorting, OCD reliant half wits.. Don't be fooled with the intelligence of Doctors and Surgeons James.. You want to know the real reason why they're giving these 'women' boob jobs and plastic surgery.. Particularly on the face?.. You really want to know?.. The world has clearly gone insane! | ![](/images/avatars/8893.gif) |
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 12:07 - Jun 7 with 9564 views | NeiltheTaylor | An attacking coach is exactly where we need to strengthen. Regardless is he is Monk's mate, Beattie was pretty much top class for a while as a player and has been focussed on coaching for a while now. Are we getting that up our own arses that we would snub someone with that kind of pedigree potentially coming into a job before even giving them a chance to show it? Wow. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 12:08 - Jun 7 with 9556 views | FearOfAJackPlanet | Do we have dedicated positional coaches aside from GK? | ![](/images/avatars/12453.gif) |
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 12:13 - Jun 7 with 9534 views | NeiltheTaylor | I think beyond the general tactics, shape and patterns set by the managers, specialist coaches work with the players individually. KOL specialises and helps with nutrition for example | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 14:08 - Jun 7 with 9259 views | Senhin |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 11:49 - Jun 7 by skippyjack | He'd fit right in with the surgeons.. Drink driving, cocaine snorting, OCD reliant half wits.. Don't be fooled with the intelligence of Doctors and Surgeons James.. You want to know the real reason why they're giving these 'women' boob jobs and plastic surgery.. Particularly on the face?.. You really want to know?.. The world has clearly gone insane! |
F*cking hell... | ![](/images/avatars/9244.gif) |
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 14:13 - Jun 7 with 9245 views | macthejack |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 14:08 - Jun 7 by Senhin | F*cking hell... |
Brilliant init | ![](/images/avatars/8668.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 14:40 - Jun 7 with 9162 views | rossshaw |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 11:49 - Jun 7 by skippyjack | He'd fit right in with the surgeons.. Drink driving, cocaine snorting, OCD reliant half wits.. Don't be fooled with the intelligence of Doctors and Surgeons James.. You want to know the real reason why they're giving these 'women' boob jobs and plastic surgery.. Particularly on the face?.. You really want to know?.. The world has clearly gone insane! |
Stereotyping at it's finest haha | ![](/images/avatars/9969.gif) |
| Trundle could still do a job.. |
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 15:07 - Jun 7 with 9072 views | waynekerr55 |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 11:45 - Jun 7 by NeiltheTaylor | Beattie was a clever striker in his day. Kept Southampton up almost single handed for a few seasons. |
Or he could come in as assistant consumables manager, or assistant marketing manager 😂😂😂😂😂 On a serious note many managers appoint their mates, only the top top ones appoint people who challenge them e.g. for every fergie and meulenstein there's 20 Moyes and Phil Nevilles [Post edited 7 Jun 2015 15:09]
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 15:16 - Jun 7 with 9038 views | Rancid |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 11:49 - Jun 7 by skippyjack | He'd fit right in with the surgeons.. Drink driving, cocaine snorting, OCD reliant half wits.. Don't be fooled with the intelligence of Doctors and Surgeons James.. You want to know the real reason why they're giving these 'women' boob jobs and plastic surgery.. Particularly on the face?.. You really want to know?.. The world has clearly gone insane! |
Is a part of your brain missing and lying at the bottom of the Tawe? | ![](/images/avatars/12549.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 15:52 - Jun 7 with 8941 views | skippyjack |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 15:16 - Jun 7 by Rancid | Is a part of your brain missing and lying at the bottom of the Tawe? |
How do you come to that conclusion?.. Lots of Surgeons have had a tipple and drunk driven..(it's not as widespread as footballers though) Lots of Surgeons do/have snorted cocaine Lots of Surgeons do suffer from OCD.. Because they've got to get the operation spot on Them and doctors are so fed up with the young girls and boys with low self esteem.. They've actually boosted their own self esteem by giving out boob jobs so they can stare at them every time they visit the docs.. Now they're even advocating and promoting the use of f*cking hallucinogenic Weed.. They'll go.. Yes David.. all your problems will be sorted out by smoking on a hallucinogenic substance.. This is actually happening! | ![](/images/avatars/8893.gif) |
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:02 - Jun 7 with 8906 views | Rancid |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 15:52 - Jun 7 by skippyjack | How do you come to that conclusion?.. Lots of Surgeons have had a tipple and drunk driven..(it's not as widespread as footballers though) Lots of Surgeons do/have snorted cocaine Lots of Surgeons do suffer from OCD.. Because they've got to get the operation spot on Them and doctors are so fed up with the young girls and boys with low self esteem.. They've actually boosted their own self esteem by giving out boob jobs so they can stare at them every time they visit the docs.. Now they're even advocating and promoting the use of f*cking hallucinogenic Weed.. They'll go.. Yes David.. all your problems will be sorted out by smoking on a hallucinogenic substance.. This is actually happening! |
Beattie talked about becoming a surgeon before becoming a footballer which suggests he was clever enough to do so.He chose to become a footballer and done ok at it.He's not a surgeon, or a f****n smackhead surgeon he's an ex player with a good reputation and who's to say a future manager of SCFC.It's more plausible than your ridiculous first post. | ![](/images/avatars/12549.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:08 - Jun 7 with 8875 views | magicdaps10 | Must say, he was on sky a few weeks back. Im not sure what it was but my mind is telling me that it was goals on sunday. What came across was how well he spoke and his desire to progress in the management side of the game. | ![](/images/avatars/11389.gif) |
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:10 - Jun 7 with 8865 views | skippyjack |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:02 - Jun 7 by Rancid | Beattie talked about becoming a surgeon before becoming a footballer which suggests he was clever enough to do so.He chose to become a footballer and done ok at it.He's not a surgeon, or a f****n smackhead surgeon he's an ex player with a good reputation and who's to say a future manager of SCFC.It's more plausible than your ridiculous first post. |
Been caught drink driving a few times.. Liked his cocaine supply back in the day.. Very rowdy with his missus.. How was it ridiculous?.. I stated reality you quim. | ![](/images/avatars/8893.gif) |
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:18 - Jun 7 with 8837 views | Rancid |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:10 - Jun 7 by skippyjack | Been caught drink driving a few times.. Liked his cocaine supply back in the day.. Very rowdy with his missus.. How was it ridiculous?.. I stated reality you quim. |
Was caught drink driving once in 2002 I've just read and is 'happily married with 3 children'. Can't find anything on your cocaine comment.You got a link for us Cleetus? [Post edited 7 Jun 2015 16:28]
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:31 - Jun 7 with 8758 views | skippyjack |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:18 - Jun 7 by Rancid | Was caught drink driving once in 2002 I've just read and is 'happily married with 3 children'. Can't find anything on your cocaine comment.You got a link for us Cleetus? [Post edited 7 Jun 2015 16:28]
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:31 - Jun 7 with 8757 views | exiledclaseboy | How many surgeons do you know, Skip? | ![](/images/avatars/8641.gif) |
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:32 - Jun 7 with 8751 views | Rancid |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:31 - Jun 7 by skippyjack | His face. |
Oh dear. | ![](/images/avatars/12549.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:39 - Jun 7 with 8713 views | skippyjack |
James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:31 - Jun 7 by exiledclaseboy | How many surgeons do you know, Skip? |
I don't.. A few loves a gram of the white stuff though.. Beattie was 'one' of the naughty boys though.. | ![](/images/avatars/8893.gif) |
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:43 - Jun 7 with 8702 views | exiledclaseboy | This thread can be summed up with the word "wibble". | ![](/images/avatars/8641.gif) |
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James Beattie - wanted by Monk (as a coach) on 16:55 - Jun 7 with 8654 views | NeiltheTaylor | Have you ever done cocaine, skippy? | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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