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Was Prestons goal totally against the morals of the game
at 16:00 22 Dec 2024

Back in the day we didn't even let southerners play in our football league.

I think you can ascribe the decline of the Empire to a period somewhere between the death of Queen Victoria in 1901 and Woolwich Arsenal getting promoted to the First Division in 1903. Coincidence? I think not.

The first recorded instance of a 10 shilling note being waved with the taunt 'you've never seen one of these' was at Accrington in 1905.
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How about a few “not a lot of people know thats”
at 23:38 18 Dec 2024

Barry Manilow didn't write the song 'I write the songs (that make the whole world sing)'
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England’s World Cup Qualifying Group
at 00:50 14 Dec 2024

I've been right here, all this time...
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Storm
at 10:12 7 Dec 2024

Oh no, D minus for elnombre minor, A++ for Stanisgod - top quippery.
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Storm
at 23:45 6 Dec 2024

I know we're all treading with a little more caution these days, but that is four pages and NOT ONE broomstick gag...
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Domo origato Mr Saito
at 17:21 2 Dec 2024

If we're domo arigatoing, it would be easy to appropriate the whole line as a chant - the Styx classic 'Mr Roboto' (from 0:47)

Domo Arigato Koki Saito
Himitsu o shiritai

(thank you very much Koki Saito, I want to know your secret').

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Music that makes you cry.
at 23:54 30 Nov 2024

Penlee lifeboat tragedy; Christmas; a launch so perilous, the Coxswain had refused to take two volunteers from one family.

The lifeboat, in high seas, with four crew already saved, could have aborted, but instead bravely pulled alongside for another attempt to rescue the remainder. If you can get past that line, that's more than I've ever managed...

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Friday Choons - Other Sports
at 10:35 15 Nov 2024

Hamish Hawk's superb 'Mauritian Badminton Doubles Champion 1973'



I also coach pickleball, for which the options are limited, but who remembers...

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Positive thread alert: Posters you appreciate
at 12:47 10 Nov 2024

As a general rule, if I find myself on the opposite side of a debate from Brian McC, I go back and check my working to see where I've gone wrong.
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Team for Saturday now…
at 10:41 8 Nov 2024

Picking a first goal scorer from the prediction league drop down list was sobering. I've approached it in a systematic manner, ruling out the departures, the injuries and the no-hopers, and In the end I've gone for the new lad, Shepperd...

It is hard work staying positive. I've still gone for a win, of course.
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LFW Message Board Glossary
at 09:32 23 Oct 2024

"Potential banana skin'

Rangers draw Salford Boys Club U-9s second XI in a cup competition.
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Corners
at 14:59 4 Oct 2024

Johnson used to do that at Bristol.

I've always thought that, given you've always got one extra player (keeper), then reducing the number of players in the box one-for-one gives you a bigger defensive edge, that is, 3 marking 2 gives you an advantage over 9 marking 8, for example...??
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What we know so far....
at 14:51 29 Sep 2024

I believe we know this as the 'Rowan Vine Effect'...
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Blackburn travel
at 10:24 27 Sep 2024

I wouldn't say it's the bleakest place in the UK, but it's in the top one.

Three from here tomorrow, fortunately neither a 6am start nor a stop-over...
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Pep on the EFL Cup
at 11:56 25 Sep 2024

Indeed, at the end of 144 matches, two thirds of the teams are still in?! Not really much 'competition' there, in a league where you don't even play all the other teams.

In addition you're guaranteed two 'headline' matches against Barcelona, not that it matters if you lose these, as along as you dish out regulation pastings to the other six duffers you've drawn.

Comically skewed one way only.
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POLITICS! Don't worry, Clive. It's a MUSIC THREAD.
at 12:41 19 Sep 2024

Even Clive's not going to be twitching at a bit of Imperialist Russian politics.

Let's talk of Catherine the Great; let's talk of love and the power of the State.

Genius.

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LFW Fantasy Football 24/25
at 16:15 18 Aug 2024

Great to catch you Nathan, and just in time... If you drop me a DM with details, I'll get £30 to you asap! Good luck for this season, we have had double winners before.
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This Sky deal?
at 17:43 16 Aug 2024

Hmm, I'm not sure that is so:

Old red button: one camera, one (dismally unengaged, under-prepped, wiki page open on phone) commentator, no replays (old school: go for a wee, miss a goal, too bad).

SSP+: Multiple angles, two commentators, one of whom may actually have seen a football match before and one who isn't Andy Hinchcliffe, replays of key incidents.

Far from brilliant, but it is a huge step up in quality - add Gary Neville having a pop at Granit Xhaka and Jamie Mackie in the studio, and you're almost at BSB Squarial standard...
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LFW Fantasy Football 24/25
at 10:09 14 Aug 2024

I have renewed this league for this season; existing subscribers will have rolled over, the join code for any newbies is 99haqo - all welcome.

I will again be offering the winner an AOF t-shirt of their choice (Stanley, obvs though). Or the cash.

Speaking of which, there is something of a history of winners not sticking around to collect their prize (paging Nathan Mac with Thruxton Slapstick) - as in previous years, I will donate unclaimed winnings to charity (top LR regular Steve Ryder's Brain Tumour Research fundraiser - excuse the plug - https://www.justgiving.com/page/steven-ryder-1722442958493 ).

Good luck all. Sticky for a day or two, please Clive? Thanks!
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Jimmy Dunne
at 18:32 29 Jul 2024

Less effective with Georges Santos and Arthur Gnohere though...
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