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Reply | QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 09:49 21 Dec 2024
Got a good feeling about this one. We've become tricky to score against at a time when we usually go pants-on-head crackers. We might see Frey and Chair at some stage, Paal might get the nod over Ashby on the left and Kolli is unlikely to still have the plague - I guess I'm saying that this week's options might be a bit more positive than last week.
Or we might go full dumbass and play 2-0-8 with rush goalies and Fox as striker. |
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Reply | Bugger Off you poncy scum!
at 09:33 21 Dec 2024
The farthest object ever seen from Earth is HD1, which is estimated to be 13.3 billion light-years away. I would suggest that this is the minimum acceptable distance to which they should fcuk off. |
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Reply | Pub Landlord being sued by Terrorist
at 13:31 20 Dec 2024
I am suing M&S because their display of handkerchiefs reminded me of hundreds of neatly folded dead baby ghosts. The trauma has led me to drink heavily and eat curry, simply so I can feel something other than terror. I am asking for compensation to the tune of two crates of Paulaner and a lamb vindaloo. |
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Reply | Pub Landlord being sued by Terrorist
at 17:39 18 Dec 2024
'Utter Kunt In Kuntish Behaviour Shock!'
Edit: just had a thought - can you change the name to 'The Terrorist's Beard'? And then have a picture of an extremely overgrown lady-garden? [Post edited 18 Dec 17:49]
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Reply | Cifuentes Leaving the Club
at 07:28 17 Dec 2024
That's why I only give thoughtful and prescient commentary on the important matters of the day.
Actually, I'm worried he's going to break my record for most downvotes in a single post. |
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Reply | Ashby
at 09:00 15 Dec 2024
I've said a couple of times that I am gobsmacked at a recruitment policy that brings in 2 fullbacks in support of a centreback playing out of position, whilst simultaneously failing to sign anyone to play on the opposite side - even as cover!
Marti wants to play with a back four: in my opinion, that requires 2 x starting fullbacks plus cover. To end up with such an imbalance is pretty poor. Paal suffers from not being Willo but he is at least a Bidwell-type of steady performer. Right now, that's a good thing, especially compared to the alternative. Ashby has his moments but I can't blame him for being here or for playing: those aren't his call really. He can own his mistakes but I see a player giving the lot and learning on the job. |
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Reply | QPR v Bristol City match thread
at 15:44 14 Dec 2024
That game was ugly as sin. But we came away from a 3 game week unbeaten with 7 from a possible 9 points. Frankly, the game could be as ugly as a Mordor porno: I'll take it.
The points, I mean. |
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Reply | QPR v Bristol City match thread
at 13:51 14 Dec 2024
*checks rules* No, no it's fine. It says here that if the player does not represent Queens Park Rangers then it shall be deemed permissable. Complaints to the contrary shall be punished by birching or transportation to the colonies. |
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Reply | Chase Me's gone
at 07:12 14 Dec 2024
To be fair, that's only 0.0000020500000000000003% of them. Probably wouldn't put it on your Tinder profile. |
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Thread | Ha ha ha... (Evil Chuckle)
at 12:45 13 Dec 2024
Have just written 'QPR' in big letters in the condensation on my colleague's window just before his next lesson. Heh, heh, heh...
Fiendish. Master criminal... |
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