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| attn: pompey pete on 17:16 - Mar 22 with 1454 views | Pompey_Pete |
Alright Elvis I'm good cheers nipper
Off the shant tonight gotta be on my best behaviour as I am taking a bird out. Met her on one of them dating sites. I've been knocking her bandy with the old patter and she seems a proper sort. Goes by the name of Candice. Bleached blonde highlights, dark eye shadow and lairy lipstick. I wanna make the right impression so I'm wearing me Pompey polo shirt, Asda jeans and me best underpants (you never know FFS). No expense spared tonight Moosh I'm taking her to a Harvester. I may be back on later though I fooking hope not, know what I mean!!
Quick shant for Dutch courage then I'm off nipper. Catch ya later | | | |
| attn: pompey pete on 09:27 - Mar 23 with 1420 views | Elvis_pompey |
How did it go nipper? I hope some of the clowns on here took note on the way you pull the birds. U got proper style moosh | |
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| attn: pompey pete on 19:42 - Mar 23 with 1383 views | Pompey_Pete |
We had a blinding night Moosh. She's a proper lady and knows how to conduct herself. One thing led to another and the next thing I know I'm eating cornflakes at her gaff in the morning, with a pot of tea as well FFS. I went to the park then she cooked me egg & chips for tea. She even let me dip my bread in her egg. What a bird nipper. You alright Moosh? | | | |
| attn: pompey pete on 19:51 - Mar 23 with 1379 views | Wints76 |
Fair play Pete, it was bound to happen one day. Hope you showed her some proper passion. | | | |
| attn: pompey pete on 19:53 - Mar 23 with 1375 views | Elvis_pompey |
Us 2 will ave to meet up for a shant nipper
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| attn: pompey pete on 19:57 - Mar 23 with 1373 views | Pompey_Pete |
Cheers Moosh you're a gent. I'm still in the after glow nipper and if I get invited for the full Sunday roast tomorrow, I'll buy some Black Forest Gateau to show her I could be in it for the long haul. | | | |
| attn: pompey pete on 19:59 - Mar 23 with 1372 views | Pompey_Pete |
We'll have a shant in the rifle club one day before taking to the bandstand Moosh | | | |
| attn: pompey pete on 20:51 - Mar 23 with 1347 views | Wints76 |
Is there an Anne Summers factory outlet in Gunwharf? You could get her a right saucy treat moosh. If not, there must be a Primart. | | | |
| attn: pompey pete on 22:20 - Mar 23 with 1326 views | 1teeminants |
Just get er back to yer caravan and give er one ffs ! | |
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| attn: pompey pete on 09:47 - Mar 24 with 1276 views | Elvis_pompey |
How dare u suggest we'd double bang Petes new bird moosh. Show some decency nipper. Candice is a proper sort | |
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| attn: pompey pete on 07:14 - Mar 25 with 1220 views | arfurdent |
Respect | |
| And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's off with her head |
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