| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport 08:24 - Jul 6 with 9056 views | ballbag |
Liquid, apparently.
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 08:25 - Jul 6 with 7889 views | simmo |
Well I had nothing confiscated this morning, but then I am at work, so lets have a little perspective shall we!  | |
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 08:26 - Jul 6 with 7876 views | Konk |
My mate got his maramalade confiscated the other day. I feel your pain.
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 08:41 - Jul 6 with 7848 views | Konk |
At Wimbledon away, sometime in the 80's, my mate's Mum had made him a packed-lunch (we were about eleven at the time), and the copper on the gate checked through the bag and shouts out, "Sarge, Are we allowing Kit-Kats in, today?". The other cup shouts back "No", and then the cheeky bastard unwrapped it and started eating it.
Fortunately it was only a two finger Kit-Kat rather than a four finger effort, but even so, Police corruption at it's very worst. | |
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 09:08 - Jul 6 with 7811 views | Gloucs_R |
Must have been a tip off. What was their sauce?  | |
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 09:15 - Jul 6 with 7785 views | SuffolkHoop |
Ryanair might sell pickle on the plane though? | | | |
| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 09:29 - Jul 6 with 7761 views | derbyhoop |
Why do you want to take Branston Pickle onto a plane? Accompaniment for plain cheese sandwiches at £4.50? | |
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 09:34 - Jul 6 with 7749 views | PeterHucker |
the customs bloke must relish his job. | | | |
| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 10:18 - Jul 6 with 7687 views | real_loftus |
Saucy! | |
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 10:19 - Jul 6 with 7679 views | simmo |
Spread em! | |
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 13:33 - Jul 6 with 7576 views | R_from_afar |
We had a huge block of Sicilian marzipan (mmm) confiscated when flying back to the UK.
Fair play to them, it did look uncannily like plastic explosive.
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 13:40 - Jul 6 with 7557 views | TacticalR |
ballbag, surprised you are not in Guantanamo by now. | |
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 13:42 - Jul 6 with 7551 views | DylanP |
That is so wrong! There is nothing liquid about Branston pickle. Some people are just inhumane!! | |
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 14:41 - Jul 6 with 7502 views | simmo |
That depends, was it the 'finely cut/small pieces version'? Cos if it was you only have yourself to blame | |
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 14:59 - Jul 6 with 7480 views | Gloucs_R |
Is that up the road from guacamole? | |
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 15:09 - Jul 6 with 7475 views | loftboy |
This thread has made my day, sitting here chuckling to myself. | |
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 15:10 - Jul 6 with 7471 views | Northernr |
Terrorist. | | | |
| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 16:32 - Jul 6 with 7418 views | PinnerPaul |
You mean living with people who can't spend a week in the sun without taking their larder with them?!
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 18:29 - Jul 6 with 7364 views | TacticalR |
So are there dogs specially trained to sniff out Branston Pickle? | |
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 19:04 - Jul 6 with 7341 views | calders |
Picklenese, | | | |
| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 19:58 - Jul 6 with 7304 views | Hoopza_Lawski |
If you had it with your hand luggage,its to be expected,they nab anything.
You should of put it in your suitcase,thats what I do.
Remember to do that next time!
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 00:04 - Jul 7 with 7248 views | smegma |
Thats where you're supposed to put the semtex. | | | |
| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 00:12 - Jul 7 with 7242 views | ted_hendrix |
Whenever galavanting abroad I alway's take a pot of Branston pickle with me, you might just bump into a bit of cheese.
Branston pickle made this great Country of ours what It is today.
Middle of the suitcase next time.
Trip Advisor.
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 00:16 - Jul 7 with 7236 views | TacticalR |
Well, at least the anti-terror squad was able to disarm that fake cigarette on the coach yesterday.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-stoke-staffordshire-18728303
After the passengers got of the bus, the police told them not to talk to each other.
Very nice touch that, because presumably if they *had* talked to each other they could have been arrested, and that would have got the arrest rate up and helped reduce crime. | |
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| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 00:18 - Jul 7 with 7232 views | andygg |
You tried to smuggle Branston Pickle on a plane?
You evil evil bastard. | | | |
| Just had my Branston pickle confiscated at Stansted Airport on 09:22 - Jul 11 with 1358 views | ballbag |
Just back.
I know you've all been on tenterhooks waiting for answers...
Thick chunk pickle. Only had hand luggage with me. It was for my brother. Scampi Fries made it through ok (by ok, I actually mean pulverised).
So, have we signed Diakite yet??? | | | |
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