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Caption Competition? 08:48 - Sep 16 with 3221 views

Dorse

'I swear to you Sincs, two blue pills and it went about this big for 4 hours. It was frankly exhausting...'

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

Caption Competition? on 08:50 - Sep 16 with 3207 views

Nushnool

“Next time I want you to score from this far out.”

“But I don’t do long range goals, gaffer!”

Caption Competition? on 08:52 - Sep 16 with 3199 views

kernowhoop

I have only one thing to say...'Priapism'.

Caption Competition? on 09:13 - Sep 16 with 3158 views

bosh67

No, that is right we kick the ball between those posts at the Loft End. Do it for me Sinclair and you'll go down in history as being the first player to score one at that end in the last 50 years I think?

	Never knowingly right.
Poll:	How long before new signings become quivering wrecks of the players they were?

Caption Competition? on 09:23 - Sep 16 with 3137 views

dmm

Honestly gaffer, that's not how you play scissors, paper, stone.

Caption Competition? on 10:40 - Sep 16 with 3076 views

Jules4367

Believe me Sinc, it's catching on and in a couple of years, when we are in the Premiership, you all will have hair this long!

Caption Competition? on 10:40 - Sep 16 with 3074 views

Jules4367

But boss, I think you are wrong- not even those two members of the Board know what they are doing!

Caption Competition? on 10:43 - Sep 16 with 3067 views

Jules4367

Gaffer, are you sure that we should put our smaller defenders marking their taller players at corners?

Caption Competition? on 10:45 - Sep 16 with 3060 views

Jules4367

But boss, really, I tell you- it doesn't matter how hard you try and explain it, I don't think the rest of the team will understand that we have to get the ball over the head of the first defender when crossing the ball

Caption Competition? on 10:48 - Sep 16 with 3052 views

Jules4367

Please boss, you shouldn't be conducting the crowd singing 'Gareth Ainsworth's blue army!"

Caption Competition? on 10:51 - Sep 16 with 3045 views

Jules4367

Boss, please, trying to find another decent striker in the crowd by playing eeny meeny miny mo is NOT going to work!

Caption Competition? on 10:54 - Sep 16 with 3040 views

Jules4367

Sincs, it's ok, I think we may finish 20th or even 19th

Caption Competition? on 11:47 - Sep 16 with 2983 views

Hoopsie

Trust me when a chance comes you only have this much opening to put the ball in

You serious gaffer? I can hardly see!

Poll:

Dunne deal?

Caption Competition? on 12:00 - Sep 16 with 2963 views

cyprusmel

Not calling you a liar Boss, but sticklebacks don't grow that big !

Caption Competition? on 12:04 - Sep 16 with 2944 views

DavieQPR

'Lost a contact lens. Okay, how many fingers have I got up?'
'Blimey, I'm paralysed as well'.

Caption Competition? on 14:39 - Sep 16 with 2860 views

Monkey_Roots

GA: Holidaaaaaay iiiiiiiinnn

Sincs: Say whaaaaat?!?

Caption Competition? on 00:26 - Sep 17 with 2698 views

stainrods_elbow

'What was that Man U song about Lukaku? "Romelu Lukaku, he's our Belgian genius, he's got a twenty four inch penis?" The way you play, I bet yours is at least this long!"'

'Gaffer, gaffer, don't you realise you're still on mic? I think you'd best give Ron Atkinson a call!'

[Post edited 17 Sep 2023 0:36]

Poll:

Playoffs?

Caption Competition? on 03:27 - Sep 17 with 2670 views

HAYESBOY

That couldn't have been a red card, Colback's legs are only this long.

Smells like a trout farm in here

Caption Competition? on 11:38 - Sep 17 with 2585 views

GaryT

"One day lad, all this will be yours"

"What, the curtains?"

Caption Competition? on 12:12 - Sep 17 with 2562 views

DaBurgh