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**Burnley Match Thread** 13:20 - Apr 21 with 84651 viewsted_hendrix

Let us pray.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 19:43 - Apr 21 with 2906 viewsstevec

Best results for us would be Reading losing and Wigan winning tomorrow, we don’t want wigan going to Reading already down.

Wouldn’t care if we lose 20-0 at Burnley if that happens as our goal difference is already too bad to save us.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 19:46 - Apr 21 with 2884 viewsj3nesis

Going to my local team Isthmian Premier League game instead, me... (also not a euphemism)
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 20:10 - Apr 21 with 2849 viewsSilverfoxqpr

He will.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 20:23 - Apr 21 with 2813 viewsSonofpugwash

Which one?

Poll: Dykes - love him or hate him?

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 20:27 - Apr 21 with 2811 viewswesty

Think it needs a good solid 15 across the back with 8 in midfield and 1 up front just in case. We might then escape with just a 3-0 defeat
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 21:04 - Apr 21 with 2759 viewsDorse

We will deliver a masterclass in shithousery, including but not limited to: falling on the floor and crying; pretending to hear voices telling us to 'kill'; hiding the opposition's shorts; taking a dump in the home team urinal; faking our orgasms; nit-combing Gaz; putting on unconvincing Welsh accents; running up to the Ref and saying 'er... wait a minute. Sorry - senior moment' and, of course, spending over 23 minutes taking the knee in memory of Opal Fruits.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 21:11 - Apr 21 with 2741 viewswesty

Ahh I fcking loved opal fruits. Oh and pacers do you remember those. Green and white stripes.
Maybe we should start a nostalgic sweet thread.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 21:33 - Apr 21 with 2696 viewsHarbour

It’s ok Company is interviewing for the scum manager job so he won’t be worried about little old QPR match.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 23:24 - Apr 21 with 2577 viewsRs_Holy

i'm going for a few jars and a curry in Guildford with some old work mates
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 00:43 - Apr 22 with 2525 viewsFredManRave

Lettuce Pray we outlast the lettuce.

I Truss we can do it.

We've got just over two weeks...

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 00:44 - Apr 22 with 2521 viewsVancouverHoop

Great idea! Who remembers Glees?
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 01:21 - Apr 22 with 2496 viewsbob566

You know the annoying sky sports ad when aguero scored in the last minute. We were that close. It can be done
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 07:16 - Apr 22 with 2437 viewsTauntonR

one of my early QPR games we beat burnley 7-0 . I have a feeling revenge is about to be served . Gareth says " we are ready " - well i know what I am ready for.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 07:32 - Apr 22 with 2396 viewsDorse

Dieng. To Dickie. To Dunne. To Dieng. To Dickie. To Dunne.... They can't score if they don't have the ball...


'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 07:51 - Apr 22 with 2366 viewsNushnool

“They can't score if they don't have the ball...”

I think I’ve found a flaw in your tactics this week, boss.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 08:40 - Apr 22 with 2317 viewsAndybrat

All about keeping everyone fit for Stoke and BC. I would have played the under 11s today to protect the cavalry. Slam dunk 3-0 at minimum, and I am an optimist
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 08:44 - Apr 22 with 2313 viewsFredManRave

It can de done, on earth as it is in Heaven.

However, down here on earth, we're about to get turfed over and end the day in the Special Burnley unit, where many other clubs have found themselves this season.

Can only see two possible results today.

Gob Fisting or a result from Heaven.

Amen (against boys)?!

I've got the Power.
Poll: MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 08:52 - Apr 22 with 2290 viewsHayesender

Gonna take in a non league game today, and turn my notifications off. Shall check the result with one eye open about 5ish.

See you at Stoke

Poll: Shamima Beghum

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 09:22 - Apr 22 with 2233 viewsQPR_Jim

It's going to go one of two ways, 6-0 to the home team bursting over the line with a party at their gaff or 0-1 away win with the home team seemingly struggling to get those last points to confirm the title.

Hoping for the latter, expecting the former.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 09:24 - Apr 22 with 2214 viewstraininvain

Bit of expectation management needed here. If you’re predicting a qpr win, prepare to be disappointed at 5pm!

Hope I’m wrong but I fear this could be any score line to Burnley if they fancy it this afternoon.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 09:34 - Apr 22 with 2192 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Burnley by an innings and 404 runs

QPR 1st innings - 112 all out (Dykes 18, Field 15, Extras 58)

Burnley 1st innings - 605 for 2

QPR 2nd innings - 89 all out (Field 21, Chair 10, Extras 38)

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 10:43 - Apr 22 with 2104 viewscolinallcars

Feeling better this morning listening to some Steely Dan.
This is the age of the expanding man.
Rangers stun Turf Moor with a late brace to win 2-0.
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**Burnley Match Thread** on 10:45 - Apr 22 with 2102 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Certainly anyone worth selecting with a hint of a niggle should be put in bubble wrap.

But if there are several who need game time before their hols, then pit them in the line of fire today instead.

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 10:48 - Apr 22 with 2097 viewsDorse

Our only hope is to bombard the home dressing room with, ahem, 'art pamphlets' and hope they sustain enough sprained penii to thin their numbers a bit.

Dorse Industries with another fine solution in difficult times.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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**Burnley Match Thread** on 11:02 - Apr 22 with 2071 viewsqprcmob

Let's look on the bright side at least we got a couple of wickets
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