| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... 09:54 - Feb 20 with 7438 views | Phildo |
Nicola Sturgeon
Recently out of work after a long period at the helm. Might get something out of Dykes although may see that as a difficult issue for her. Big step up after Scotland though...
Any more? | | | |  |
| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 12:18 - Feb 20 with 1609 views | toboboly |
Would prefer the lettuce [Post edited 20 Feb 2023 12:19]
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| Sexy Asian dwarves wanted. |
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| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 12:23 - Feb 20 with 1584 views | terryb |
But we would have to struggle through two games before he is due in W12.
Perhaps getting Ollie's tombola back out could see us through till then! | | | |
| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 12:28 - Feb 20 with 1550 views | HantsR |
Roy Race, of Melchester Rovers. Ok so he lost his foot in a bizarre helicopter accident, but still available on a free as a player and could even make a decent manager with his experience?
Edit - also Ron Knee of Neasden [Post edited 20 Feb 2023 12:30]
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| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 12:33 - Feb 20 with 1530 views | BushRanger82 |
Frank Spencer would be a good fit for this club. | | | |
| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 12:34 - Feb 20 with 1526 views | StrawberryHillR |
Masked Singer has just finished. Rita Ora might be able to come in and stiffen up the midfield? | | | |
| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 13:02 - Feb 20 with 1471 views | slmrstid |
Lets go for The Doctor.
If we fail to win a game he can pop everyone in the Tardis and go back in time to try again.
Eventually we'll just win every game forever. | | | |
| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 14:18 - Feb 20 with 1402 views | CLAREMAN1995 |
Jimmy Dunne would score multiple goals of his knob end with Rita in charge let her come today | | | |
| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 15:56 - Feb 20 with 1284 views | Toast_R |
We could also go back to 1993 and transport Sir Les Forward 30 years. | | | |
| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 16:01 - Feb 20 with 1280 views | TheChef |
And we'd get Mrs Gino back  | |
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| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 16:36 - Feb 20 with 1212 views | SimplyNico |
Billy the Fish.
Pros: He is used to high scoring losses to nil and has worked with various fantasy footballers (so would be right at home with the likes of Taylor Richards, Mikael Ramkilde and Sean Goss). He has also played in an FA Cup Final.
Cons: No managerial experience and given that the current squad didn't cope well with Critchley, it is difficult to see what they would make of a half man, half fish fantasy goalkeeper. | | | |
| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 17:20 - Feb 20 with 1137 views | DannyPaddox |
From Bealey the snake to Billy the Fish | | | |
| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 17:26 - Feb 20 with 1132 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
Last reply: Danny Paddox.
Always delivers. [Post edited 20 Feb 2023 17:27]
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| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 17:54 - Feb 20 with 1094 views | SimplyNico |
Brilliant | | | |
| Unlikely but available candidates for the job... on 17:56 - Feb 20 with 1090 views | R_from_afar |
Mountaineer Joe Simpson
I can just imagine the conversation:
Joe: "So, Tyler, you say you're injured?"
Tyler Roberts: "That's right, gaffer, my leg just doesn't feel right".
Joe: "I know the feeling, I had the same problem once, but that was when, with my leg already broken, my climbing partner cut my rope and I fell off the mountain. Now get back to training, you faker!"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Simpson_(mountaineer) | |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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