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Those that just cross a road, knowing your bearing down on them, and just refuse to look at you, as if they have a divine right to just simply cross where they want.
False jeopardy in TV programmes. I know that [Insert name] [insert object] will [insert positive outcome] because you showed it in the preamble to the show. so to add dramatic music and a gormless host looking sad, intercut with a a stress-inducing fast edit is meaningless.
Summaries in TV programmes. We know you're going to sell this show to Dave/Gold/Bravo and accommodate adverts by creating little summaries in the programme but most of us have a better memory than a goldfish and will remember what you told us 8 minutes ago.
The same David Beckham who is a UNICEF ambassador? He has always been a grade A cn ut and two decent free kicks v Greece and Colombia don't change that.
Sexy Asian dwarves wanted.
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Things that get on your pips! on 10:35 - Sep 9 with 1185 views
This has really got me thinking. I’d say Beckham was better at set-pieces and the Queen was good at waving. There’s probably loads more examples but they were the first two that came to mind.
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Things that get on your pips! on 11:20 - Sep 9 with 1098 views
Stop. Look and Listen. Needs to be taught to everyone.
People who are incapable of walking in a straight line would be mine - Usually rotund, with a mate or two, plus shopping bags they unable to carry. Can't get past the f*ckers, waddling along.
Also i used to work between two very large women (one racist bigot). All they ever talked about was diet and exercise?!?
If i ever started on about: Women i'd had sex with, drug taking, size of my nob or other debortuous behaviour I'd of be hauled into HR quicker than tiny little mickey could touch the swivel chair
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Things that get on your pips! on 17:33 - Sep 9 with 944 views
We met some old friends at a wedding a while back that have moved to the north east and were back down south for the celebrations - they missed the “ mate” thing and it took them back. I love it, it’s a proper London thing and long may it continue.
Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?
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Things that get on your pips! on 17:59 - Sep 9 with 924 views
So does our surgery, you fill it in press enter and it tells you to phone for an appointment which you obviously can’t then get! I finally got to talk to a doctor as I’d had a cough for a few weeks (see the advert) who told me it was because I was getting old (I was 59 at the time!) and I sounded ok as I was managing to shout at him!! I finally got a blood test, I had long covid, he then arranged for me to have every test under the sun just in case a law suit came his way!! You really couldn’t make it up and god forbid you criticise the sainted NHS! Rant over!!
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Things that get on your pips! on 19:00 - Sep 9 with 882 views
Good post and parking like that led to me having an actual crash. Someone had parked a big van on the pavement at a T junction, on double yellow lines, on my right; I was trying to turn right. I could barely see anything to my right and after lots of hesitation, I edged out and immediately clipped a car which I could only see at the very last moment.
The damage was light and the other driver was - mercifully - very understanding.
"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."
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Things that get on your pips! on 19:22 - Sep 9 with 860 views