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Jesus Christ 09:59 - Apr 18 with 4483 viewsR17ALE

Right. I've slept on it, I've checked the horoscope, Mother's been rung, nails have been chewed and I still can't get away from the fury I feel when some fooking nobody keeps calling the ball a fooking football.

It's not a football. It's a fooking ball you ball ends.

Poll: Who do you think bury should appoint as their next manager?

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Jesus Christ on 10:14 - Apr 18 with 4428 viewsfunkkk

Is it more or less frustrating than the following:

cheap turnover
low block
transition
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Jesus Christ on 10:32 - Apr 18 with 4371 viewskel

I thought we should have had a penalty kick at least once yesterday but we ended up getting corner balls instead.

“He was deliberately misleading the EFL”

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Jesus Christ on 10:32 - Apr 18 with 4372 viewsR17ALE

The football has been turned over cheaply.

It means to any normal person that the word "Mitre" is now facing the sky rather than the grass after someone picked it up and rotated it 180 degrees. What's more, they did it for free!

Poll: Who do you think bury should appoint as their next manager?

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Jesus Christ on 10:48 - Apr 18 with 4316 viewsD_Alien

Shit, i mitre dunnit yesterday with "The football is spending plenty of time in the back of the net", but that was only in response to TVOS' similar comment which was an ironic take on erm... commentary?

May the ball gods crush the balls of those responsible

Poll: What are you planning to do v Newport

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Jesus Christ on 11:24 - Apr 18 with 4209 viewsjudd

Sounds like someone doesn't know their balls for toffees.

Poll: What is it to be then?

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Jesus Christ on 11:34 - Apr 18 with 4190 viewskel

No kneed.

“He was deliberately misleading the EFL”

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Jesus Christ on 11:42 - Apr 18 with 4149 viewsTVOS1907

First day of the local cricket season today.

Hope the cricket ball clears the ropes a few times.

If you don't know why your posts keep getting downvoted, there's no hope for you.

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Jesus Christ on 11:48 - Apr 18 with 4140 viewsjudd

Stranded or braided rope?

Poll: What is it to be then?

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Jesus Christ on 11:55 - Apr 18 with 4125 viewsfinberty

Boundary rope.

To mark where the cricket ball, hit by the cricket bat, crosses the cricket ground boundary to achieve four runs on the batting team's score or six runs on the batting team's score.
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Jesus Christ on 12:18 - Apr 18 with 4070 viewsTVOS1907

Graham Rope, former Surrey & England batsman?

If you don't know why your posts keep getting downvoted, there's no hope for you.

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Jesus Christ on 13:34 - Apr 18 with 3948 viewskel

Liam Braided, ex Arsenal the footballer?

“He was deliberately misleading the EFL”

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Jesus Christ on 13:57 - Apr 18 with 3881 viewsSandyman

"Brian, who is a hugely talented manager"
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Jesus Christ on 19:33 - Apr 18 with 3483 viewsblackdogblue

With a secret extension

Poll: Prediction League ... Continue or have a World Cup Break?

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Jesus Christ on 22:00 - Apr 19 with 3075 viewsoddjob007

The “high press” and “low block” particularly boil my p155
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