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Jesus Christ 09:59 - Apr 18 with 4171 viewsR17ALE

Right. I've slept on it, I've checked the horoscope, Mother's been rung, nails have been chewed and I still can't get away from the fury I feel when some fooking nobody keeps calling the ball a fooking football.

It's not a football. It's a fooking ball you ball ends.

Poll: Who do you think bury should appoint as their next manager?

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Jesus Christ on 10:14 - Apr 18 with 4116 viewsfunkkk

Is it more or less frustrating than the following:

cheap turnover
low block
transition
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Jesus Christ on 10:32 - Apr 18 with 4059 viewskel

I thought we should have had a penalty kick at least once yesterday but we ended up getting corner balls instead.
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Jesus Christ on 10:32 - Apr 18 with 4060 viewsR17ALE

The football has been turned over cheaply.

It means to any normal person that the word "Mitre" is now facing the sky rather than the grass after someone picked it up and rotated it 180 degrees. What's more, they did it for free!

Poll: Who do you think bury should appoint as their next manager?

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Jesus Christ on 10:48 - Apr 18 with 4004 viewsD_Alien

Shit, i mitre dunnit yesterday with "The football is spending plenty of time in the back of the net", but that was only in response to TVOS' similar comment which was an ironic take on erm... commentary?

May the ball gods crush the balls of those responsible

Poll: What are you planning to do v Newport

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Jesus Christ on 11:24 - Apr 18 with 3897 viewsjudd

Sounds like someone doesn't know their balls for toffees.

Poll: What is it to be then?

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Jesus Christ on 11:34 - Apr 18 with 3878 viewskel

No kneed.
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Jesus Christ on 11:42 - Apr 18 with 3837 viewsTVOS1907

First day of the local cricket season today.

Hope the cricket ball clears the ropes a few times.

When I was your age, I used to enjoy the odd game of tennis. Or was it golf?

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Jesus Christ on 11:48 - Apr 18 with 3828 viewsjudd

Stranded or braided rope?

Poll: What is it to be then?

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Jesus Christ on 11:55 - Apr 18 with 3813 viewsfinberty

Boundary rope.

To mark where the cricket ball, hit by the cricket bat, crosses the cricket ground boundary to achieve four runs on the batting team's score or six runs on the batting team's score.
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Jesus Christ on 12:18 - Apr 18 with 3758 viewsTVOS1907

Graham Rope, former Surrey & England batsman?

When I was your age, I used to enjoy the odd game of tennis. Or was it golf?

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Jesus Christ on 13:34 - Apr 18 with 3636 viewskel

Liam Braided, ex Arsenal the footballer?
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Jesus Christ on 13:57 - Apr 18 with 3569 viewsSandyman

"Brian, who is a hugely talented manager"
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Jesus Christ on 19:33 - Apr 18 with 3171 viewsblackdogblue

With a secret extension

Poll: Prediction League ... Continue or have a World Cup Break?

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Jesus Christ on 22:00 - Apr 19 with 2763 viewsoddjob007

The “high press” and “low block” particularly boil my p155
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