| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread THE COLIN CONCLUSION 00:09 - Mar 4 with 17441 views | NotLoyal |
It’s another old head coming to the Liberty, Wacky Warnock, AKA Colin is on his way on his toy train and squeaky horn.
Swansea City v Middlesbrough
Saturday 6th March 2021
Liberty Stadium
Kick Off 3pm
Match Officials
GAVIN WARD
Adam Crysell and Matthew Jones
Fourth Official : Trevor Kettle
Fourth official Trevor Kettle is looking forward to meeting up with his old pal Alan Curtis, sometimes they laugh so much about Alan knowing where the kettle is they soil themselves and have to wash their hands. Alan of course is an MBE. ( Malted Biscuits Everytime )
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Middlesbrough blow hot and cold, it’s because they are from the north ish. There will be a full Friday round up and more tears from the clown to come.
Middlesbrough have a manager called Neil Warnock, Neil lives in Cornwall, which is not too far away from Middlesbrough. Neil has lived in Cornwall since before now, he recently lived there a lot due to the fact there wasn’t any football. But then, he didn’t have much football to do either, he was like a boat without a rudder, a car without a wheel, a biscuit without the chocolate. In fact he was like a man without a penis. Neil has a big penis, he waves it about a lot. On Thursdays he waves it about and on Saturday mornings. He calls his penis ‘ My elastic lasso’ Neil flys his own plane from Cornwall to Middlesbrough for training sessions, be bought it off John Travolta on a summer night. Bruce Dickinson taught him to fly last year in the lockdown. Apart from that Neil is pretty normal, although most of the time he isn’t. We like Neil. Be like Neil.
This is Neil’s favourite lasso penis swinger
Middlesbrough used to pass the ball to each other, now they don’t. Here is a brief history of the club. Neil Warnock has just signed a penis extension, we would like to congratulate him for that. In 1801, Middlesbrough was a small farm with a population of just 25; during the latter half of the 19th century, it experienced rapid growth. Like Neil’s penis. A Welsh community was established in Middlesbrough sometime before the 1840s, with mining being the main form of employment. Wales loves a mine. This Welsh population grew rapidly after 1841 when John Vaughan established the first ironworks on Teesside (The Vulcan Works) at Middlesbrough. Vaughan had worked his way up through the industry at the Dowlais Ironworks in south Wales and encouraged hundreds of the skilled Welsh workers to follow him to Teesside. These migrants ( migrants ? ) included three figures who would became important leaders in the commercial, political and cultural life of the town: If Middlesbrough had not done this they would still only have twenty five people living there.
Welsh miners in Teeside yesterday
Past games
Middlesbrough somehow won the last encounter at their place 2-1. It was in December. A memorable game was an FA Cup replay on the 17th January 1995, Swansea won 2-1 at then Ayresome Park. Oddly enough Linkin Park played Newcastle that night, but it wasn’t a game of football. The first game was in 1925 Swansea won 4-0 in a division two game. In 1926 Boro beat Swansea 7-1 which tells you there’s been a few goals about in this fixture, a cursory glance reveals more than twice the average goals have been scored for this amount of games. When the swans were going for promotion to the premier league in 2011 they won 3-4 at Middlesbrough and Craig Beattie scored, he ran and ran and ran when he scored, and was never seen again. Then manager Paulo Sousa said ‘ Ive never seen him run before, and anyway I don’t sign players’
The last picture ever taken of Craig Beattie running. He had never run anywhere before. Even Mark from ‘the’ Gower couldn’t catch him
Swans Record v Boro
Games won: 18
Games drawn: 11
Games lost: 20
They played for both sides
This is a topical preview most football programmes carry in their content.
They didn’t play for both sides
Paul Gascoinge in Facestretcher sorry, Pounstretcher last week
Stats are the future, and also include the last, that’s why we have stats on here for you to analyse and be happy about.
Digi programme for today’s game.
https://issuu.com/swanseacityafc/docs/swans-20-21-middlesbrough-digital-programm
https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/news/54434/neil-warnock%E2%80
Team News To Follow
And here it is.
Swansea City: Freddie Woodman; Connor Roberts, Kyle Naughton, Ben Cabango, Marc Guehi, Ryan Manning; Korey Smith, Jay Fulton, Matt Grimes (captain), Conor Hourihane; Andre Ayew.
Substitutes: Ben Hamer, Joel Latibeaudiere, Ryan Bennett, Jake Bidwell, Jamal Lowe, Yan Dhanda, Ollie Cooper, Morgan Whittaker, Paul Arriola.
Middlesbrough: Marcus Bettinelli, Anfernee Dijksteel, Grant Hall, Sam Morsy, Dael Fry, Yannick Bolasie, Jonny Howson (captain), Paddy McNair, Duncan Watmore, George Saville, Marc Bola.
Substitutes: Jordan Archer, Chuba Akpom, Marvin Johnson, Djed Spence, Neeskens Kebano, Darnell Fisher, Nathaniel Mendez-Laing.
Referee: Gavin Ward
And here it was
https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/news/54436/swansea-sneak-it-a
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:07 - Mar 6 with 1443 views | theloneranger |
I luvs referees, I do. 😂😂 | |
| Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎 |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:08 - Mar 6 with 1427 views | krunchykarrot |
No outlet ball available, Grimes and Fulton covering to much space because Hurryup and AA are slow and predictable. Woodman got a deflection i think need to see it from behind. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:09 - Mar 6 with 1415 views | Joe_bradshaw |
Unfortunate that we aren’t there to give Warnock a collective piece of our minds. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:09 - Mar 6 with 1405 views | raynor94 |
Does it matter? Another three points in the bag! | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:11 - Mar 6 with 1386 views | pencoedjack |
Indeed be a few disappointed on here tonight | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:11 - Mar 6 with 1388 views | Highjack |
It’s rare that teams play perfect football against a Colin side in the championship. They drag you down to their level. It’s what he’s done for 41 seasons. He’s good at what he does and his teams are nearly always a complete bastard to play against. I’m not sure why people expected anything different today. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:11 - Mar 6 with 1388 views | britferry |
riding our luck, 2 very late penalties but I'll take 6pts v Stock & Middlesbro all day long, TYVM | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:14 - Mar 6 with 1357 views | DwightYorkeSuperstar |
Ayew telling the interviewer that "tired legs" are responsible for Swansea's recent poor performances and commentated how Middlesbrough had fresh legs due to their managers rotation.
That sounds like a deliberate dig at Cooper. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:14 - Mar 6 with 1352 views | GeoffThom |
Well let's be honest here we were bloody awful especially second half our manager did nothing to help that by not even trying to give us an outlet instead of ch on the pitch who's awful ball for their goal was atrocious
Were a very lucky side at present but must do better especially subs | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:14 - Mar 6 with 1352 views | Brynmill_Jack |
After they equalised Colin was laughing and joking with the fourth official. Two minutes later he’s screaming at him. He’s an unpredictable chap | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:14 - Mar 6 with 1345 views | 34dfgdf54 |
100% | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:17 - Mar 6 with 1308 views | onehunglow |
It should be.
Steve has flogged players to death and ruined Lowe.
I might have said that before
Why not Whitaker. Only goal scored against Man City. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:17 - Mar 6 with 1309 views | jackrabbit |
I was about to post that It was a fair 1-1 draw and no less than Boro deserved as they were the better team throughout. Swans were scrappy and disjointed but I’ll give us 100% for tenacity and another Fergie-time penalty saved the day. I don’t criticise players by name - I just wish we could get it down and control it more - too much ping-pong. Boro were slicker and more accurate but well done Swans for grabbing the points. We scored 2 and they scored 1 - we won.
Well done Freddie - he had a good game and cannot be faulted for their deflected goal. Fulton can be faulted for leaving Morsey in acres of space and giving him a clear shot on goal.
And well done Ayew - worth his weight in gold. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:18 - Mar 6 with 1304 views | 34dfgdf54 |
This season is absolutely crazy I can’t get my head around it.
We are absolutely woeful again, but we have somehow sh*thoused another three points but surely we can’t keep this going playing like this? | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:19 - Mar 6 with 1295 views | Catullus |
So we're allowed to sing their praises when we are good but not say anything when we are poor?
I'm as happy with the 3 points as anyone but we cannot keep playing like this and expect to be up there at the end of the season. We got out of jail today. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:19 - Mar 6 with 1294 views | Highjack |
I honestly thought I’d been watching Middlesbrough TV all afternoon. I’ve just noticed it’s sky sports. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:19 - Mar 6 with 1289 views | theloneranger |
Thomas Frank last seen jumping off a flyover onto the M4. 😂 | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:22 - Mar 6 with 1249 views | raynor94 |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:23 - Mar 6 with 1244 views | AnotherJohn |
Fortunate although gritty win, but I felt the Sky pundit went way over the top with his anti-Swansea blather. I did feel that there was some knee contact on Fulton that gave the referee a reason for his decision. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:24 - Mar 6 with 1237 views | DJack |
Is the right answer.
What is particularly funny is that many years ago Rayns used to be one of the biggest moaners on this board. I prefer him as he is know but a little too happyclappy. | |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:24 - Mar 6 with 1230 views | onehunglow |
Warnock is getting well above it here | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:26 - Mar 6 with 1214 views | Johnw102 |
Thought Colin’s interview was very mild for him. | |
| Never knew getting old would happen so quick! |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:27 - Mar 6 with 1194 views | onehunglow |
Well,maybe they should concentrate on the team who won | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:27 - Mar 6 with 1192 views | raynor94 |
Behave! I'm like a good cheese, I've matured.
Retirement has worked wonders
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:28 - Mar 6 with 1194 views | Luther27 |
It’s always a pleasure watching Colin implode  | | | |
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