| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread THE COLIN CONCLUSION 00:09 - Mar 4 with 17742 views | NotLoyal |
It’s another old head coming to the Liberty, Wacky Warnock, AKA Colin is on his way on his toy train and squeaky horn.
Swansea City v Middlesbrough
Saturday 6th March 2021
Liberty Stadium
Kick Off 3pm
Match Officials
GAVIN WARD
Adam Crysell and Matthew Jones
Fourth Official : Trevor Kettle
Fourth official Trevor Kettle is looking forward to meeting up with his old pal Alan Curtis, sometimes they laugh so much about Alan knowing where the kettle is they soil themselves and have to wash their hands. Alan of course is an MBE. ( Malted Biscuits Everytime )
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Middlesbrough blow hot and cold, it’s because they are from the north ish. There will be a full Friday round up and more tears from the clown to come.
Middlesbrough have a manager called Neil Warnock, Neil lives in Cornwall, which is not too far away from Middlesbrough. Neil has lived in Cornwall since before now, he recently lived there a lot due to the fact there wasn’t any football. But then, he didn’t have much football to do either, he was like a boat without a rudder, a car without a wheel, a biscuit without the chocolate. In fact he was like a man without a penis. Neil has a big penis, he waves it about a lot. On Thursdays he waves it about and on Saturday mornings. He calls his penis ‘ My elastic lasso’ Neil flys his own plane from Cornwall to Middlesbrough for training sessions, be bought it off John Travolta on a summer night. Bruce Dickinson taught him to fly last year in the lockdown. Apart from that Neil is pretty normal, although most of the time he isn’t. We like Neil. Be like Neil.
This is Neil’s favourite lasso penis swinger
Middlesbrough used to pass the ball to each other, now they don’t. Here is a brief history of the club. Neil Warnock has just signed a penis extension, we would like to congratulate him for that. In 1801, Middlesbrough was a small farm with a population of just 25; during the latter half of the 19th century, it experienced rapid growth. Like Neil’s penis. A Welsh community was established in Middlesbrough sometime before the 1840s, with mining being the main form of employment. Wales loves a mine. This Welsh population grew rapidly after 1841 when John Vaughan established the first ironworks on Teesside (The Vulcan Works) at Middlesbrough. Vaughan had worked his way up through the industry at the Dowlais Ironworks in south Wales and encouraged hundreds of the skilled Welsh workers to follow him to Teesside. These migrants ( migrants ? ) included three figures who would became important leaders in the commercial, political and cultural life of the town: If Middlesbrough had not done this they would still only have twenty five people living there.
Welsh miners in Teeside yesterday
Past games
Middlesbrough somehow won the last encounter at their place 2-1. It was in December. A memorable game was an FA Cup replay on the 17th January 1995, Swansea won 2-1 at then Ayresome Park. Oddly enough Linkin Park played Newcastle that night, but it wasn’t a game of football. The first game was in 1925 Swansea won 4-0 in a division two game. In 1926 Boro beat Swansea 7-1 which tells you there’s been a few goals about in this fixture, a cursory glance reveals more than twice the average goals have been scored for this amount of games. When the swans were going for promotion to the premier league in 2011 they won 3-4 at Middlesbrough and Craig Beattie scored, he ran and ran and ran when he scored, and was never seen again. Then manager Paulo Sousa said ‘ Ive never seen him run before, and anyway I don’t sign players’
The last picture ever taken of Craig Beattie running. He had never run anywhere before. Even Mark from ‘the’ Gower couldn’t catch him
Swans Record v Boro
Games won: 18
Games drawn: 11
Games lost: 20
They played for both sides
This is a topical preview most football programmes carry in their content.
They didn’t play for both sides
Paul Gascoinge in Facestretcher sorry, Pounstretcher last week
Stats are the future, and also include the last, that’s why we have stats on here for you to analyse and be happy about.
Digi programme for today’s game.
https://issuu.com/swanseacityafc/docs/swans-20-21-middlesbrough-digital-programm
https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/news/54434/neil-warnock%E2%80
Team News To Follow
And here it is.
Swansea City: Freddie Woodman; Connor Roberts, Kyle Naughton, Ben Cabango, Marc Guehi, Ryan Manning; Korey Smith, Jay Fulton, Matt Grimes (captain), Conor Hourihane; Andre Ayew.
Substitutes: Ben Hamer, Joel Latibeaudiere, Ryan Bennett, Jake Bidwell, Jamal Lowe, Yan Dhanda, Ollie Cooper, Morgan Whittaker, Paul Arriola.
Middlesbrough: Marcus Bettinelli, Anfernee Dijksteel, Grant Hall, Sam Morsy, Dael Fry, Yannick Bolasie, Jonny Howson (captain), Paddy McNair, Duncan Watmore, George Saville, Marc Bola.
Substitutes: Jordan Archer, Chuba Akpom, Marvin Johnson, Djed Spence, Neeskens Kebano, Darnell Fisher, Nathaniel Mendez-Laing.
Referee: Gavin Ward
And here it was
https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/news/54436/swansea-sneak-it-a
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:55 - Mar 6 with 1288 views | DJack |
Can't wait for AndyColes dissection of the game... | |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:56 - Mar 6 with 1280 views | onehunglow |
Gotta be careful critising players
We have been not that good for how long?
Goalkeeper again motionless | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:56 - Mar 6 with 1281 views | nantywatcher |
100% right. their goal nicely set up by CH | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:56 - Mar 6 with 1275 views | GeoffThom |
That's been coming all game boro better side cooper royally fecked up with no outlet | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:57 - Mar 6 with 1260 views | TenbySwan |
Woodman living up to his name.
Really should have done better | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:57 - Mar 6 with 1259 views | A_Fans_Dad |
We deserved that playing for time instead of outright attacks. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:57 - Mar 6 with 1256 views | jasper_T |
Love big Gav Ward, me. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:59 - Mar 6 with 1225 views | Highjack |
I’m very positive right now. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:59 - Mar 6 with 1224 views | TenbySwan |
Take that Colin!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 [Post edited 6 Mar 2021 17:04]
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:59 - Mar 6 with 1218 views | 34dfgdf54 |
Wow!!!
Sh*thousing everyone | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:00 - Mar 6 with 1200 views | Treforys_Jack |
Unbelievable | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:01 - Mar 6 with 1169 views | 34dfgdf54 |
Cooper awful again I’m sorry but him laughing at Warnock then was brilliant 😂😂😂 | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:01 - Mar 6 with 1168 views | DJack |
Overall, undeserved but I'll happily take it. | |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:02 - Mar 6 with 1165 views | trampie |
A.Ayew again from the spot with a last gasp penalty.  | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:02 - Mar 6 with 1147 views | LittleEnglandJack |
2 last minute penalties in 2 games is quite handy. Can we have this ref every week? He's given a few our way today.
Nice to see Colin spewing mind, never ceases to put a grin on my face. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:03 - Mar 6 with 1135 views | builthjack |
Great sub bringing Bidwell on. Well done Coops. | |
| Swansea Indepenent Poster Of The Year 2021. Dr P / Mart66 / Roathie / Parlay / E20/ Duffle was 2nd, but he is deluded and thinks in his little twisted brain that he won. Poor sod. We let him win this year, as he has cried for a whole year. His 14 usernames, bless his cotton socks.
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:04 - Mar 6 with 1105 views | onehunglow |
Sorry but we didnt deserve that.We know that.
We are way too defensive and have a keeper that will not take control and today another shot stroked past him motionless.
Our penalty WAS one and Warnock is a disgrace-if I can say that without offending anyone.
Why should officials have to back pedal from this man. Pesonally,I d wait and chin him.
Amazing 3 points but my God ,we are horrible to watch
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:04 - Mar 6 with 1090 views | max936 |
That was unbelievable, we struggled all through that 2nd half, Borough deserved to equalise, unbelievable to have won that right at end and again from a penalty. [Post edited 6 Mar 2021 17:06]
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:05 - Mar 6 with 1097 views | Catullus |
We got out of jail. We hardly deserve it though. It was only Bidwells desire that got it for us.
The biggest positive is that we somehow won a game were largely rubbish for most of. Ayew again kept his composure.
Oh another one, Warnock will be severely pee'd off with that and won;t stop moaning all week..
I wonder if he thinks that penalty call was embarrassing? Maybe we'll find out in a minute. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:05 - Mar 6 with 1096 views | Sheffieldjack |
Six points from Stoke away and Middlesborough home - two last gasp penalties. I'm starting to believe.... | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:05 - Mar 6 with 1079 views | Thornburyswan |
Wow just wow! How cool is Ayew with those penalties. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:05 - Mar 6 with 1075 views | Joe_bradshaw |
Napoleon would have loved Steve Cooper as a general. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:05 - Mar 6 with 1076 views | Brynmill_Jack |
Neil looks upset | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:05 - Mar 6 with 1074 views | raynor94 |
Don't you just love a matchday thread.
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 17:07 - Mar 6 with 1043 views | Highjack |
Colin’s interview will be the comedy moment of the year.
It was an absolute stonewall penalty though. | |
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