| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread THE COLIN CONCLUSION 00:09 - Mar 4 with 17430 views | NotLoyal |
It’s another old head coming to the Liberty, Wacky Warnock, AKA Colin is on his way on his toy train and squeaky horn.
Swansea City v Middlesbrough
Saturday 6th March 2021
Liberty Stadium
Kick Off 3pm
Match Officials
GAVIN WARD
Adam Crysell and Matthew Jones
Fourth Official : Trevor Kettle
Fourth official Trevor Kettle is looking forward to meeting up with his old pal Alan Curtis, sometimes they laugh so much about Alan knowing where the kettle is they soil themselves and have to wash their hands. Alan of course is an MBE. ( Malted Biscuits Everytime )
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Middlesbrough blow hot and cold, it’s because they are from the north ish. There will be a full Friday round up and more tears from the clown to come.
Middlesbrough have a manager called Neil Warnock, Neil lives in Cornwall, which is not too far away from Middlesbrough. Neil has lived in Cornwall since before now, he recently lived there a lot due to the fact there wasn’t any football. But then, he didn’t have much football to do either, he was like a boat without a rudder, a car without a wheel, a biscuit without the chocolate. In fact he was like a man without a penis. Neil has a big penis, he waves it about a lot. On Thursdays he waves it about and on Saturday mornings. He calls his penis ‘ My elastic lasso’ Neil flys his own plane from Cornwall to Middlesbrough for training sessions, be bought it off John Travolta on a summer night. Bruce Dickinson taught him to fly last year in the lockdown. Apart from that Neil is pretty normal, although most of the time he isn’t. We like Neil. Be like Neil.
This is Neil’s favourite lasso penis swinger
Middlesbrough used to pass the ball to each other, now they don’t. Here is a brief history of the club. Neil Warnock has just signed a penis extension, we would like to congratulate him for that. In 1801, Middlesbrough was a small farm with a population of just 25; during the latter half of the 19th century, it experienced rapid growth. Like Neil’s penis. A Welsh community was established in Middlesbrough sometime before the 1840s, with mining being the main form of employment. Wales loves a mine. This Welsh population grew rapidly after 1841 when John Vaughan established the first ironworks on Teesside (The Vulcan Works) at Middlesbrough. Vaughan had worked his way up through the industry at the Dowlais Ironworks in south Wales and encouraged hundreds of the skilled Welsh workers to follow him to Teesside. These migrants ( migrants ? ) included three figures who would became important leaders in the commercial, political and cultural life of the town: If Middlesbrough had not done this they would still only have twenty five people living there.
Welsh miners in Teeside yesterday
Past games
Middlesbrough somehow won the last encounter at their place 2-1. It was in December. A memorable game was an FA Cup replay on the 17th January 1995, Swansea won 2-1 at then Ayresome Park. Oddly enough Linkin Park played Newcastle that night, but it wasn’t a game of football. The first game was in 1925 Swansea won 4-0 in a division two game. In 1926 Boro beat Swansea 7-1 which tells you there’s been a few goals about in this fixture, a cursory glance reveals more than twice the average goals have been scored for this amount of games. When the swans were going for promotion to the premier league in 2011 they won 3-4 at Middlesbrough and Craig Beattie scored, he ran and ran and ran when he scored, and was never seen again. Then manager Paulo Sousa said ‘ Ive never seen him run before, and anyway I don’t sign players’
The last picture ever taken of Craig Beattie running. He had never run anywhere before. Even Mark from ‘the’ Gower couldn’t catch him
Swans Record v Boro
Games won: 18
Games drawn: 11
Games lost: 20
They played for both sides
This is a topical preview most football programmes carry in their content.
They didn’t play for both sides
Paul Gascoinge in Facestretcher sorry, Pounstretcher last week
Stats are the future, and also include the last, that’s why we have stats on here for you to analyse and be happy about.
Digi programme for today’s game.
https://issuu.com/swanseacityafc/docs/swans-20-21-middlesbrough-digital-programm
https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/news/54434/neil-warnock%E2%80
Team News To Follow
And here it is.
Swansea City: Freddie Woodman; Connor Roberts, Kyle Naughton, Ben Cabango, Marc Guehi, Ryan Manning; Korey Smith, Jay Fulton, Matt Grimes (captain), Conor Hourihane; Andre Ayew.
Substitutes: Ben Hamer, Joel Latibeaudiere, Ryan Bennett, Jake Bidwell, Jamal Lowe, Yan Dhanda, Ollie Cooper, Morgan Whittaker, Paul Arriola.
Middlesbrough: Marcus Bettinelli, Anfernee Dijksteel, Grant Hall, Sam Morsy, Dael Fry, Yannick Bolasie, Jonny Howson (captain), Paddy McNair, Duncan Watmore, George Saville, Marc Bola.
Substitutes: Jordan Archer, Chuba Akpom, Marvin Johnson, Djed Spence, Neeskens Kebano, Darnell Fisher, Nathaniel Mendez-Laing.
Referee: Gavin Ward
And here it was
https://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/news/54436/swansea-sneak-it-a
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:17 - Mar 6 with 1028 views | Joe_bradshaw |
Indeed he did. Outstanding refereeing because that was difficult to see. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:17 - Mar 6 with 1028 views | Treforys_Jack |
When it's slowed down absolutely the correct call, despite what Lee Hendrie thinks. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:18 - Mar 6 with 1004 views | Treforys_Jack |
Are we going to start this half ffs | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:19 - Mar 6 with 986 views | Flashberryjack |
We are really under the cosh now, I'd a amazed if we call hold out if this continues. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:20 - Mar 6 with 969 views | GeoffThom |
Time for a change | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:21 - Mar 6 with 965 views | DwightYorkeSuperstar |
I wonder what the odds would be to finish with less points than the infamous Derby County side should we be promoted.
It's incredible we're in the position as are when every manager with the slightest bit of tactical competency sets their team up in a superior manner against us. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:22 - Mar 6 with 952 views | Treforys_Jack |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:22 - Mar 6 with 944 views | Joe_bradshaw |
Change something Steve. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:22 - Mar 6 with 942 views | 34dfgdf54 |
Don’t let us sit back like this Cooper ffs
CHANGE!!! | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:22 - Mar 6 with 936 views | max936 |
We can't the ball and when we do we haven't an out ball, Hourihane is playing like water carrier at the moment. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:22 - Mar 6 with 936 views | krunchykarrot |
Get Hurryup off and AA please Steve. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:22 - Mar 6 with 933 views | Treforys_Jack |
Time for Jamal I think after his little rest. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:23 - Mar 6 with 922 views | DwightYorkeSuperstar |
Are you watching the match? We can't pass our way out of our own half. The only time we have broken out is through a rebound from an aimless long ball. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:23 - Mar 6 with 914 views | KeithHaynes |
He won’t. Needs Hourihane off and Lowe on now. No disgrace. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:23 - Mar 6 with 913 views | jackrabbit |
I don’t normally take a lot of notice of commentators but this Sky chap is getting on my tit. It was never a penalty - Bolasie puts his right arm right across Fulton and they both fall down. Whether it was a foul on Fulton is debatable but the ref blew. The whistle had gone when the ball was struck so the ‘goal’ could not stand.
Boro did not equalise nor get a penalty - both correct decisions so the commentator should shut the f***up.
Having said all that, Boro are running rings around us - we need to get a grip. | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:25 - Mar 6 with 892 views | 34dfgdf54 |
What is he waiting for. It’s mental | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:25 - Mar 6 with 889 views | Treforys_Jack |
Do you think we'd have the same side should we be fortunate enough to get promoted then? | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:26 - Mar 6 with 873 views | NotLoyal |
This is awful. Truly bad. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:27 - Mar 6 with 849 views | Catullus |
What is Hendrie on about? The knee to Fulton wasn't a foul but then it was definitely a penalty with less contact and...the goal should have stood...the whistle had gone before he shot. Plank.
We are poor though, second best all over the park. We have to change something. I think it's time for Lowe to replace Hourihane. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:28 - Mar 6 with 837 views | 34dfgdf54 |
That last paragraph is beyond obvious
And he’s taken smith off.
Unreal | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:28 - Mar 6 with 833 views | Treforys_Jack |
Really ....... | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:28 - Mar 6 with 823 views | DJack |
Yep. But it's a Cooper masterclass or something from the happy-clappers perspective. | |
| It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:29 - Mar 6 with 820 views | DwightYorkeSuperstar |
It's not the side. It's the manager. | |
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| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:29 - Mar 6 with 816 views | krunchykarrot |
I just dont get it???????????????? | | | |
| Swansea City v Middlesbrough: Matchday Thread GAME DAY ! on 16:30 - Mar 6 with 797 views | thornabyswan |
Boro playing well our midfield not getting a look in which is unusual. | |
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