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Retraining 17:13 - Jan 20 with 7204 viewsJackfath

If you had the chance to change careers, what would you retrain as?

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Retraining on 23:32 - Jan 20 with 1517 viewsswan65split

Ditto
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Retraining on 00:17 - Jan 21 with 1479 viewsDJack

So you've got big tits!


It is far better to grasp the universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring. - Carl Sagan

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Retraining on 00:26 - Jan 21 with 1478 viewsFireboy2



You could be a real one


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Retraining on 13:35 - Jan 21 with 1360 viewsSgorioFruit

I am ex RAF MT driver.
I was about to say that we weren't that much different. But I don't remember not being busy. Worked bloody hard.
Boring tour down the Falklands where I drove the ambulance for 2 months and refuelled Tornados for the other two months.
We have just started a family now, two kids. My boy is 2 years old. As long as I got air in my lungs he will not be joining the military who are controlled by todays politicians. My son would be the first of 5 generations in my family that I know of to break the military mould.

My methods are not favoured by some but by god i speak the truth.
Poll: What Happened Today???

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Retraining on 13:53 - Jan 21 with 1347 viewssainthelens

Slightly disturbing that looks like a request.
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Retraining on 14:04 - Jan 21 with 1333 viewsWarwickHunt

Are you wearing your uniform?

Asking for a friend.
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Retraining on 14:21 - Jan 21 with 1319 viewsFireboy2

I am atm and no, ive got plenty, thanks for the offer though
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Retraining on 14:23 - Jan 21 with 1315 viewsHighjack

Do you have a big yellow helmet? If so I’ve got some anti fungal cream left over from the athletes foot incident.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Retraining on 15:38 - Jan 21 with 1281 viewsFireboy2

Actually i do HJ but i manage just fine thank you.
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Retraining on 16:46 - Jan 21 with 1246 viewsBarrySwan

In regards to airport firefighters.


During the Summer of 1997 I took on a 4 month temporary summer shift as a baggage handler at Rhoose airport as work was generally slack during the Summer in my self employed trade.


Obviously the whole point of the firecrews is that hopefully they will be never called into action but clearly have to be on standby for every landing and takeoff and quite rightly so.

However it must be said that the firecrew at Rhoose spent an inordinate amount of their time working out on the weights etc, the odd practice speeding dash parallel to the runway and assisting wheelchair travellers onto the plane.

There was one chap on the full time baggage team who had transferred over to the fire crew when a vacancy occured but had transferred back after only a couple of months describing his time over the other side of the runway as the most boring time that he had ever spent in his working career and that he couldn't take the monotony of doing nothing or the clank of lifting gym weights from the rest of the crew for any longer.


I suppose on balance that I would prefer that they carry on with the old body building and crosswords rather than have to deal with an emergency.
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Retraining on 17:05 - Jan 21 with 1220 viewsNotLoyal

I still reckon you could have won robot wars.

OK I've changed it.
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Retraining on 18:55 - Jan 21 with 1166 viewsNeath_Jack

Yeah well nobody is born that lazy, so training would be expected.

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
Poll: Would you support military action against Syria on what we know so far?

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Retraining on 20:31 - Jan 21 with 1113 viewsSTID2017

I would have loved to have been a lawyer.
Or an electrician.

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination" - Mark Twain
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Retraining on 20:49 - Jan 21 with 1096 viewslonglostjack

Carpenter

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Retraining on 20:50 - Jan 21 with 1090 viewsNeath_Jack

Harry, Karen?

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
Poll: Would you support military action against Syria on what we know so far?

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Retraining on 20:55 - Jan 21 with 1081 viewsjack2jack

Me too, would have loved to be a proper joiner, you know like making high end bespoke stuff. Unfortunately that ship has well and truly sailed, and is rotting at the bottom of the ocean.😥
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Retraining on 20:57 - Jan 21 with 1074 viewsNeath_Jack

Never too late to retrain / learn a new skill.

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
Poll: Would you support military action against Syria on what we know so far?

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Retraining on 20:58 - Jan 21 with 1073 viewsexiledclaseboy

I always wanted to learn to play the piano. Not that I could make a career out of that of course. Not much call for piano skills in the civil service.

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Retraining on 21:03 - Jan 21 with 1059 viewsjack2jack

Your right of course. Might have been an option 30 years ago, not now.
It's not an issue for me, however, if I had my time again, that's what I'd do.👍
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Retraining on 21:07 - Jan 21 with 1049 viewsjack2jack

You still get to use a keyboard though.😀
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Retraining on 21:15 - Jan 21 with 1035 viewsBrynCartwright

Professional dammer of beach streams in the Summer.

Knew someone once who used a snow shovel to do it at Mill Bay, Salcombe.

What a hoot.

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Retraining on 21:17 - Jan 21 with 1032 viewsSTID2017

Went to that beach in the summer.
Lovely part of the world

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination" - Mark Twain
Poll: Who Would You Want As Captain For Swans ?

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Retraining on 21:28 - Jan 21 with 1016 viewsraynor94

Failed the test to get in did you? sound awfully bitter, and not for the first time

You give it out, you take it back it`s all part of the game
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Retraining on 21:41 - Jan 21 with 992 viewsNeath_Jack

A test? F*ck me the only test you get there is how to carry the same spanner / piece of paper / light bulb, for 12 hours whilst looking busy. The tie breaker is how quick can you fall asleep in the messroom

Craig Bridgeman and Neil Dummer nagged me for 10 years to work for them, and Mike Wixey asked me twice.

I want a mate like Flashberryjacks, who wears a Barnsley jersey with "Swans are my second team" on the back.
Poll: Would you support military action against Syria on what we know so far?

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Retraining on 21:44 - Jan 21 with 986 viewsraynor94

Ahhh, Mr Bridgeman, what a legacy he left behind

You give it out, you take it back it`s all part of the game
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