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Dead Pool 2020. 23:49 - Dec 29 with 14981 viewsItchySphincter

Seeing as no one else has bothered.....

..... new rules this year:

-500 points for Phil the Greek.

Pick three plus a wildcard.

Dimbleby
Attenborough
Joe Perry

Wildcard - Sam Fox
[Post edited 30 Dec 2019 19:05]

‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
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Dead Pool 2020. on 14:14 - Dec 30 with 2200 viewsHighjack

Judy Finnegan

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Dead Pool 2020. on 14:19 - Dec 30 with 2182 viewsVincent_Vega

I would

She could call me Richard to I wouldn't care

Boycott Shampoo......Demand Real Poo!!!

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Dead Pool 2020. on 14:25 - Dec 30 with 2171 viewssainthelens

Dear God, she has the look of a 90yr old scrotum.
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Dead Pool 2020. on 14:28 - Dec 30 with 2159 viewsHighjack

There’s no accounting for taste.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Dead Pool 2020. on 14:29 - Dec 30 with 2158 viewsVincent_Vega

Now now, we know what happens when you being descriptive of women in a jovial manner...… its nearly 2020 you know.

btw yeah I know but its safe to say I've woken up next to hairier.

Boycott Shampoo......Demand Real Poo!!!

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Dead Pool 2020. on 14:35 - Dec 30 with 2144 viewssainthelens

You've set the bar way to high my friend.
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Dead Pool 2020. on 14:35 - Dec 30 with 2143 viewsCatullus

Not Gail Porter then.

Just my opinion, but WTF do I know anyway?
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Blog: In, Out, in, out........

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Dead Pool 2020. on 14:42 - Dec 30 with 2136 viewsVincent_Vega

I've set the bar so low snakes duck under it. Still no standards, more fun.

Boycott Shampoo......Demand Real Poo!!!

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Dead Pool 2020. on 14:45 - Dec 30 with 2131 viewsVincent_Vega

I could only dream of being close to such a smooth noggin, apart from my own.

Boycott Shampoo......Demand Real Poo!!!

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Dead Pool 2020. on 15:17 - Dec 30 with 2116 viewsPentyrchJack

Duke of Edinburgh
Barbara Windsor
Kim Jong Un

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Dead Pool 2020. on 16:07 - Dec 30 with 2085 viewsJack_Meoff

Harvey Weinstein
Julian Assange
John Pilger

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--forever.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 16:49 - Dec 30 with 2065 viewsMrSwerve

I also liked having to choose a wildcard...was the funniest part reading really random people.

Poll: Decision day - who wins the PL title?

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Dead Pool 2020. on 18:40 - Dec 30 with 2019 viewsdickythorpe

Cliff Richard
Mr T
Doddie Weir

Wildcard - Teresa May
[Post edited 31 Dec 2019 16:39]
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Dead Pool 2020. on 18:49 - Dec 30 with 2011 viewstheloneranger

That's why she's in this Dead Pool. 😂

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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Dead Pool 2020. on 19:04 - Dec 30 with 1992 viewsItchySphincter

You are right, I will adjust OP to include wildcard.....

‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
Poll: Planet Swans or Planet Swans? Which one's you favourite.

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Dead Pool 2020. on 11:40 - Dec 31 with 1927 viewsleighton1318

Pele
Jack Charlton
Maradona

Wild card: John Cleese
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Dead Pool 2020. on 13:06 - Dec 31 with 1900 viewsJoe_bradshaw

Keith Richards
Ozzy Osborne
Prince Charles

Wildcard: Michael Bloomberg

Planet Swans Prediction League Winner Season 2013-14. Runner up 2014_15.
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Dead Pool 2020. on 14:26 - Dec 31 with 1870 viewsGreatBritton

I think the rules sgould be: 1 politician, 1 entertainer, 1 footballer (or maybe just sportsman/woman).

Accordingly:

Michael Heseltine
A tremelo or Searcher *
Jack Charlton

* Sorry, don't know any by name
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Dead Pool 2020. on 20:12 - Jan 1 with 1787 viewsItchySphincter

Ozzy Osbourne is checking out soon.

‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
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Dead Pool 2020. on 21:40 - Jan 1 with 1745 viewsNeathJack

Tom Jones
Alex Ferguson
Donald Trump

Wildcard - Prince Andrew
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Dead Pool 2020. on 21:47 - Jan 1 with 1734 viewsDarran

The rapist formerly known as Prince? 😮

The first ever recipient of a Planet Swans Lifetime Achievement Award.
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Dead Pool 2020. on 23:20 - Jan 1 with 1690 viewssainthelens

I once had a dig called Prince. He was also a big shagger and begged a lot.
Similarities are glaring.
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Dead Pool 2020. on 00:24 - Jan 2 with 1674 viewslifelong

I’ve had a couple of dogs named Prince, Welsh Springer Spaniels...great dogs.
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Dead Pool 2020. on 02:42 - Jan 2 with 1653 viewsKilkennyjack

Got to go the big names cos i never get close .... so ....

Trump
Queen
Bobby Charlton

Sub.
Mick Jagger ....

Beware of the Risen People

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Dead Pool 2020. on 13:07 - Jan 2 with 1554 viewsTrundle10

Clint Eastwood
Tina Turner
Mel Brookes

Outside bet - Sly Stallone
[Post edited 2 Jan 2020 13:14]
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