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Everyday Observations 19:26 - Aug 25 with 11412 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Chinese takeaways that advertise Fish and Chips are competent at neither.
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Everyday Observations on 19:45 - Aug 25 with 6683 viewscolinallcars

Pubs that serve bitter at the same temperature as lager.
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Everyday Observations on 19:52 - Aug 25 with 6662 viewsstevec

A wooden spike through your burger bun will automatically double the price.
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Everyday Observations on 20:37 - Aug 25 with 6582 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Prior to a barista stumbling on an ‘Americano’ it had been impossible to get a black coffee at any stage in human history.

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Everyday Observations on 22:29 - Aug 25 with 6458 viewsCiderwithRsie

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Everyday Observations on 22:38 - Aug 25 with 6445 viewsBoston

It's the garlic mate.

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Everyday Observations on 22:49 - Aug 25 with 6431 viewssmegma

Anyone who drinks bitter is a wrong 'un and probably owns a whippet.
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Everyday Observations on 23:10 - Aug 25 with 6392 viewsBoston

No mild comments from smegs.

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Everyday Observations on 23:16 - Aug 25 with 6382 viewssmegma

Mild drinkers are worse than bitter drinkers.
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Everyday Observations on 23:16 - Aug 25 with 6382 viewsDannyPaddox

Some of my best chips have been from Chinese Takeaways. Chinese chippy near the Orient ground in the 1970s. More ecent Chinese takeaway way down Goldhawk Road. I’ve pondered. The chips absorb the five spice and/ or the monosodium glutamate. Whatever. Chips (and Fish) from Chinese Takeaways are the fkin best. And believe me I’ve eaten a lot of chips.

#ChipAdvisor
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Everyday Observations on 23:51 - Aug 25 with 6312 viewsqprxtc

It’s illegal to be drunk in a pub.
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Everyday Observations on 00:19 - Aug 26 with 6288 viewssmegma

I went to a Spurs game the other week and had THE worse fish n chips ever from a Chinese place next to the ground. I would have been better eating inside the ground as it actually looked edible
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Everyday Observations on 08:53 - Aug 26 with 6160 viewscolinallcars

I'll 'ave a mild and bitter please.

Oh, and an arrowroot biscuit and a bowl of water for me whippet.
[Post edited 26 Aug 2019 11:13]
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Everyday Observations on 10:13 - Aug 26 with 6083 viewsTacticalR

'The chips absorb the five spice and/or the monosodium glutamate.'

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Everyday Observations on 10:28 - Aug 26 with 6056 viewsnix

People who speak really loudly in public are rarely talking about anything interesting.

People who put empty boxes of something tasty back in the fridge so you miss out on a much longed for late night snack deserve severe punishment (younger son I'm looking at you.
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Everyday Observations on 11:29 - Aug 26 with 5992 viewsderbyhoop

I'd always drink something with taste compared with the pale yellow p*** that passes for beer in far too many establishments.
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Everyday Observations on 11:34 - Aug 26 with 5976 viewscyprusmel

A long while back Light and bitter and Brown and Mild were very popular, biggest selling drinks in my pub.
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Everyday Observations on 11:39 - Aug 26 with 5968 viewscyprusmel

There used to be a very good Chinese Chip shop next to Acton Market, I don't know if it is still there.
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Everyday Observations on 11:56 - Aug 26 with 5931 viewsjohann28

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Everyday Observations on 12:09 - Aug 26 with 5894 views2Thomas2Bowles

Light and bitter
When bitter use to be pulled not dispensed
You would get 3/4 pint of better and then well over a pint with the light topped in.

Lager is for louts.

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Everyday Observations on 12:26 - Aug 26 with 5861 viewsngbqpr

You can dismantle something, but have you ever mantled anything?

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Everyday Observations on 15:26 - Aug 26 with 5769 viewsBoston

Yeah, piece by piece.

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Everyday Observations on 09:13 - Aug 27 with 5477 viewsMick_S

Picture menus outside restaurants = rot.



I know what a kebab looks like.

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Everyday Observations on 09:19 - Aug 27 with 5464 viewsenfieldargh

People who leave a mouthful of food on their plate

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Everyday Observations on 11:27 - Aug 27 with 5365 viewsrunningman75

A craft beer does not taste better if served by a man with a beard.
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Everyday Observations on 11:28 - Aug 27 with 5362 viewsMick_S

They all taste very similar.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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