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Made-up facts that could be true 20:45 - Aug 1 with 4772 viewsGlyn1

Just 13 people on this site generate 90% of the posts. FACT.

Your turn.
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Made-up facts that could be true on 22:38 - Aug 1 with 1062 viewsJoe_bradshaw

The course of Prince Harry’s life was changed forever when he stumbled upon the Duke of Edinburgh’s vast collection of interracial pornography.

Planet Swans Prediction League Winner Season 2013-14. Runner up 2014_15.
Poll: How many points clear of relegation will we be on Saturday night?

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Made-up facts that could be true on 22:39 - Aug 1 with 1061 viewsLuther27

Apparently I look like Brad Pitt...if he was 5'8" grey brown hair and a dad bod
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Made-up facts that could be true on 22:42 - Aug 1 with 1044 viewsItchySphincter

Alan offered to buy my a pint once, sorry, I meant to say offered to beat me up. Just because I have my own opinion.

It’s the new way.

‘……. like a moth to Itchy’s flame ……’
Poll: Planet Swans or Planet Swans? Which one's you favourite.

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Made-up facts that could be true on 22:52 - Aug 1 with 1013 viewsBanosswan

Perchrockjack once refused to pay for a meal.

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
Poll: How do you like your steak?

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Made-up facts that could be true on 08:19 - Aug 2 with 929 viewsPegojack

Boris Johnson has three testicles, which earned him the nickname in boarding school of The Pawnbroker.
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Made-up facts that could be true on 08:35 - Aug 2 with 923 viewsWarwickHunt

Darran and Perch were gay lovers and split up because Perch refused to enact Dar’s traffic warden fantasy.
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Made-up facts that could be true on 09:53 - Aug 2 with 883 viewsEbo

99.987% of all facts are made up.

Thank you, goodnight and bollocks
Poll: What couldn't you live without?

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Made-up facts that could be true on 09:59 - Aug 2 with 877 viewstheloneranger

The name for the fear of long words is ...

"Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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Made-up facts that could be true on 10:01 - Aug 2 with 874 viewsWarwickHunt

I bought a penniless George Soros a kebab one night. Years later he sent me a cheque for a million pounds which I framed and put in my lav.
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Made-up facts that could be true on 10:07 - Aug 2 with 863 viewslonglostjack

Nigel Farage loves the Germans so much that he ended up marrying one and has made sure that his kids have German citizenship.

Edit: Sorry - just seen that it has to be a made up fact. I’ll try again later.

Poll: Alcohol in the lockdown

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Made-up facts that could be true on 10:12 - Aug 2 with 857 viewsNotLoyal

Pigeons are actually Chinese drones.

OK I've changed it.
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Made-up facts that could be true on 10:28 - Aug 2 with 842 viewsHighjack

If you type the word google into google you could break the internet.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Poll: Should Dippy Drakeford do us all a massive favour and just bog off?

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Made-up facts that could be true on 10:36 - Aug 2 with 837 viewsWarwickHunt

Jean-Paul Sartre had a trial for Accrington Stanley.
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Made-up facts that could be true on 10:38 - Aug 2 with 831 viewstheloneranger

Huw Jenkins was a stunt double in the Pinocchio movie!!

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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Made-up facts that could be true on 10:52 - Aug 2 with 823 viewsBrynCartwright

Pablo Escobar's favourite TV programme was Minder.

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Made-up facts that could be true on 11:51 - Aug 2 with 805 viewsBanosswan

I can't believe it's not butter is, in fact, butter.

Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
Poll: How do you like your steak?

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Made-up facts that could be true on 12:09 - Aug 2 with 799 viewslonglostjack

Kilroy was never there.

Poll: Alcohol in the lockdown

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Made-up facts that could be true on 12:14 - Aug 2 with 797 viewsVincent_Vega

Titanic was a massive insurance job

Boycott Shampoo......Demand Real Poo!!!

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Made-up facts that could be true on 15:18 - Aug 2 with 740 viewsoldcob

The Pope is a Jew.
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Made-up facts that could be true on 15:51 - Aug 2 with 726 viewsgrampajack

It is a matter of perspective
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Made-up facts that could be true on 16:52 - Aug 2 with 707 viewsEbo

Bob Holness didn't play the sax on Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty, it was Les Dawson with Ted Rogers on drums and percussion.

Thank you, goodnight and bollocks
Poll: What couldn't you live without?

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Made-up facts that could be true on 23:45 - Aug 2 with 649 viewsGowerjack

Max Boyce & Derick the Weatherman are lovers.

Plastic since 1974
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Made-up facts that could be true on 23:52 - Aug 2 with 646 viewsProfessor

I though it was the old HTV presenter with the beard
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Made-up facts that could be true on 23:53 - Aug 2 with 643 viewsProfessor

Lilly Allen is Joe Allen’s cousin
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Made-up facts that could be true on 23:59 - Aug 2 with 637 viewsSwanjaxs

Joe Allen's sister works in a sperm bank

You might think I've forgotten, but one day, when you least expect it, my time will come.
Poll: Celtic and Rangers should be fast tracked into the Championship ASAP

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