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Harry Redknapp (rabies) Elizabeth (andys mum) hopefully in the summer so we don't get the footy cancelled and we all get a day off when it's sunny. I could mention her dimwit husband at this point but I'm going for... Phil Taylor, darts lunatic.
Don't we need to start a new pool for 2020? It's so much fun thinking about other people dying. As an aside, it was a bad day yesterday, with Clive James and Jonathon Miller resigning the whip.
I always feel it’s a bit of cheating when people list a load of nonegenarians in the death pool. I usually go for Gazza but that bugger seems to be invincible.
The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
He's just gone in for his annual 'cheat death' treatments
Ever since my son was... never conceived, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
Don't worry, Longlost, in Boris's brave new world, with 40 new hospitals and 50,000 new nurses, all sick OAPs will receive the same gold star treatment as Prince Phillip.