| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 806877 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. | |
| |  |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:59 - Aug 29 with 73652 views | Esox_Lucius |
I think my best mate is having an affair with my wife... he has been really miserable lately. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
| |
| Corny Joke Warning on 18:09 - Aug 29 with 73462 views | SimonJames |
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! | |
| 100% of people who drink water will die. |
| |
| Corny Joke Warning on 18:14 - Aug 29 with 73626 views | AgedR |
There was a burglary at the multi story car park last night.
Wrong on so many levels. | |
| |
| Corny Joke Warning on 18:32 - Aug 29 with 73550 views | Dorse |
I sold my vacuum cleaner on eBay. To be fair, it was just gathering dust. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
| |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:08 - Aug 29 with 73498 views | Esox_Lucius |
I was attacked by 22/7 of a ship the other day. I think it was Pi-rates. | |
| The grass is always greener. |
| |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:01 - Aug 29 with 73378 views | hubble |
My grandad had a terrible problem with his back so to try and help relieve the pain my grandma covered it in goose fat. Unfortunately he went downhill really fast after that. | |
| |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:03 - Aug 29 with 73473 views | flynnbo |
I really hate those Russian dolls-they're so full of themselves. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:06 - Aug 29 with 73466 views | horshamHoop |
I usually meet my girlfriend at 12:59 because I like that one-to-one time | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:15 - Aug 29 with 73354 views | Stanisgod |
I saw a Man U season ticket nailed to a tree today.
I ran up grabbed it. You can never have too many nails. | |
| It's being so happy that keeps me going. |
| |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:53 - Aug 29 with 73356 views | essextaxiboy |
My mate got his vacuum cleaner stuck up his backside , he was poorly for a while but now he is picking up nicely... | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:48 - Aug 29 with 73271 views | colinallcars |
Man says to fishmonger “a piece of haddock please” Fishmonger says “finnan ?” Man says “ no, I'll have that thick bit at the end” | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:10 - Aug 29 with 73260 views | qpr85 |
I was going to tell a joke about a fight, but I couldn't think of a punch line | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:12 - Aug 29 with 73215 views | DavieQPR |
I just like going up to the desk in Specsavers and asking for a Big Mac and Fries. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:30 - Aug 29 with 73048 views | RamseyR |
My grandparents were actually called Pearl and Dean.
We did not call them that, of course. We call them Grandma and Grand pa pa pa pa pa pa pa-pa-pa pa papa pa paaa.....pa! | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:32 - Aug 29 with 73109 views | Lblock |
I wanted to bet the butcher I could get to the beef on his top shelf before him.
He wouldn't take the bet
Said the steaks were too high | |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
| |
| Corny Joke Warning on 00:06 - Aug 30 with 73144 views | Trom |
Told my wife she'd plucked her eyebrows too high yesterday.
She said nothing, just stood there looking surprised. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 01:28 - Aug 30 with 73066 views | Boston |
Why was the sand wet?
Because the sea weed. | |
| |
| Corny Joke Warning on 05:42 - Aug 30 with 73022 views | enfieldargh |
I rang up British Telecom and said: ‘I want to report a nuisance caller.’ He said: ‘Not you again." | |
| |
| Corny Joke Warning on 08:27 - Aug 30 with 72928 views | Esox_Lucius |
An English cat named One Two Three Four was entered into a cross channel swimming race with a French cat named Un Deux Trois. The English cat won because Un Deux Trois cat sank. [Post edited 6 Nov 2020 9:22]
| |
| The grass is always greener. |
| |
| Corny Joke Warning on 09:04 - Aug 30 with 72943 views | dontknowitall |
Just back from a supermarket where I saw a car parked over 3 spaces
I'm not sexist so I'm not going to speculate what gender she was..... | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:09 - Aug 30 with 72897 views | qpr85 |
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7 8 9 | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:19 - Aug 30 with 72877 views | blacky200 |
Two flies sitting on a lump of dog crap, one farts and the other one says "do you mind i'm eating my dinner" | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:40 - Aug 30 with 72828 views | Ashdown_Ranger |
Maybe this should be on the 'oldest forum member' thread...
-------
I'm still having sex at 81.
Which is quite handy for me, because I live at number 75. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:41 - Aug 30 with 72827 views | Ashdown_Ranger |
And a Frankie Boyle joke:
Nobody thought Mel Gibson could play a Scot - but look at him now...
An alcoholic and a racist! | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:52 - Aug 30 with 72757 views | Galileo |
Joined in a pub quiz while on a trip to Liverpool the other week.
For a laugh answered 'The Beatles' or 'Stevie G' to every question.
Came 2nd... | | | |
| |
By continuing to use the site, you agree to our use of cookies and to abide by our Terms and Conditions.
