| Barcode match thread 09:32 - Feb 1 with 25366 views | Lblock |
I think I only ever started one match thread before and we probably lost that one..... 
Anyway.... the starting line up guesses are tough for this one in certain areas - has Ollie blown the dust off Candle Face's "Selection Tombola"???
I go:-
Smithers the Penalty Ninja
RB Perch
CB Ned
CB Lynch
LB Bidwell
RM Pawel
CM Strongman Luongo
DCM Doughty
CM The Paddy Wonderkid
LM Mackie
CF Posh Boy Smithers
With Goss on the bench with Cilla and Ravel and perm anyone else left at the club (do we have anyone left from the Yoot or Reserves????)
Think we'll probably get turned over by 3 or 4 and plenty of people will again point to just how important Saturday's loss to Burton now looks.
But then, there's always that little voice (these days with a country bumpkin accent), in the back of your head, saying "you never know bwoy, the Geordies may take us lightly, have an off day etc".
Good luck to all....buckle up you bitches and get ready for the magical mystery ride. | |
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| Barcode match thread on 09:34 - Feb 1 with 5791 views | DesertBoot |
Hall's injury is a real blow as it's games like this where the switching between defence and midfield was vital.
Newcastle aren't running away with the division as many expected, I can see us nicking a point tonight. 1-1 | |
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| Barcode match thread on 09:45 - Feb 1 with 5773 views | DieByYourSide |
Three nil Rangers | |
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| Barcode match thread on 09:48 - Feb 1 with 5770 views | CamberleyR |
Call me a lunatic, I see us winning 2-1. They are far from infallible at home as they've lost four times. Now, where's that darkened room, I need a lie down.... | |
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| Barcode match thread on 09:51 - Feb 1 with 5761 views | londonscottish |
Fc*k it's on TV.
I think I might have to cut off the mains this evening.
3-0 Newscastle. | |
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| Barcode match thread on 10:00 - Feb 1 with 5733 views | DieByYourSide |
Actually f*ck it, 7-1 Rangers meaning we go through on away goals | |
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| Barcode match thread on 11:18 - Feb 1 with 5672 views | Lblock |
Liking the positivity but I just cant buy into it.
Big decision now is -- pub or sofa? | |
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| Barcode match thread on 11:25 - Feb 1 with 5655 views | paulparker |
I wouldn't have Doherty near the 1st team especially against the likes of shelvey , Diame & Ritchie
interesting game if we can shut them out for the first 20 mins then anything can happen but if we concede early we may as well call it a night and go to bed | |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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| Barcode match thread on 11:26 - Feb 1 with 5646 views | PinnerPaul |
I'd be happy with anything less than 6, but Newcastle fan I work with is genuinely concerned they are going to blow 2nd, starting tonight!
2-0 Newcastle for me | | | |
| Barcode match thread on 11:27 - Feb 1 with 5641 views | JAPRANGERS |
I started the Match Thread for the Burton game and what an horrible experience it was! Last one I'm doing for the next 1000 years or so. Leave it to you brave souls from now on.
Newcastle 5 QPR 0
So an improvement on the last debacle. Getting up at 4.30am to watch. Crazy?? | | | |
| Barcode match thread on 11:29 - Feb 1 with 5623 views | Dorse |
Perhaps we'll see the lesser-spotted two up front?
No idea how this is going to go. I sincerely hope Mackie and Manning get let off the leash. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Barcode match thread on 11:30 - Feb 1 with 5627 views | BlackandGoldR |
Smith ineligible for tonight but can play on Saturday.
Except Connor to start up top. Maybe Mackie as striker with LuaLua keeping his place. Can see Perch filling the Hall role.
If we score first we won't lose
If they score first we will lose 3/4-0 | | | |
| Barcode match thread on 11:31 - Feb 1 with 5623 views | kingsburyR |
It's on the box so (Reading aside) we are going to get pumped.
I cannot see any other result.
Please, please, please please, PLEASE let me be wrong. | |
| Dont know why we bother. .... but we do! |
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| Barcode match thread on 11:37 - Feb 1 with 5601 views | Silverfoxqpr |
A Rangers / Wham win double is currently 56-1 on Paddy Power! | | | |
| Barcode match thread on 11:44 - Feb 1 with 5578 views | kensalriser |
I thought we'd stopped using the word Paddy to describe Irish people about 25 years ago. | |
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| Barcode match thread on 11:49 - Feb 1 with 5567 views | Lblock |
I didn't realise Matty Smith failed to make it across from Eton in time for his signing to eligible for tonight.
Mmmmmmm. Mackie as the striker then maybe and Manning to be buzzing around behind him showing PADDY spirit and possibly Perch to play the Grant Hall role and Furs to keep his spot???
Bare bones! | |
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| Barcode match thread on 13:47 - Feb 1 with 5449 views | Discodroids |
I remember reading about the Krays who would employ this Circus Performer, Stage name ' A son of a chief from The Gambia', who reportedly has a 13" schlong.Made John Bindons welt look like Tim farrons in a bejam freezer.
Anyway, During an interrogation by the Krays, if no info was forthcoming the unfortunate geezer was put in these wooden stocks with his arse in the air, upon which ronnie hawked up some green flem for lube. If his answers displeased ronnie and reggie , 'The son of a chief' would take centre stage In full tribal Outfit, and thrust in once, twice, three times a lady and leave the geezers guts deposited on the floor.
Job done, They krays then went home and had a cup of tea with their Mum Vi.
I reckon tonight will be more painful.
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| Barcode match thread on 13:52 - Feb 1 with 5445 views | LongsufferingR |
Smithies
Perch Onuoha Lynch Bidwell
Goss
Luongo Manning
Wszolek Washington Lua Lua
Perch red card first half. Penalty after 8 mins saved by Smithies. First goal in a 5-0 gubbing coming on 10 mins. | | | |
| Barcode match thread on 13:56 - Feb 1 with 5418 views | londonscottish |
Behind the sofa. | |
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| Barcode match thread on 13:57 - Feb 1 with 5416 views | Hayesender |
My Grandad was Irish, and he was called Paddy, do that's me fecked 😉 | |
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| Barcode match thread on 13:58 - Feb 1 with 5412 views | Hayesender |
Why's everyone saying Perch? Is Furlong the younger out? | |
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| Barcode match thread on 14:04 - Feb 1 with 5396 views | LongsufferingR |
No, but just have a feeling IH will go for the extra experience tonight (not necessarily good experience though). | | | |
| Barcode match thread on 14:04 - Feb 1 with 5391 views | loftus77 |
Newcastle to win 10-0 on aggregate. | | | |
| Barcode match thread on 14:09 - Feb 1 with 5369 views | PinnerPaul |
Its an Irish company, based in Dublin, with Irish founders and an Irish CEO.
You might think they might have changed it by now if offended? | | | |
| Barcode match thread on 14:42 - Feb 1 with 5320 views | Harbour |
2-1 to the toon better performance but 89th minute winner for the toon regretably....or loads of luck they get a sending off we win it in the 89th minute...probably the former | | | |
| Barcode match thread on 14:45 - Feb 1 with 5317 views | paulparker |
my father in law is called Paddy
we live in an age where someone has to be offended
paddy is no different to being called a taff, a cockney, a jock, or a Geordie | |
| And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot
That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles
Brian Moore
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