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Not looking for some mad alternative xmas songs. Just the 'classics' please.
Best - Driving Home For Christmas. Who doesn't love a bit of Chris Rea at Christmas?! I'll tell you who. F**king ISIS, that's who.
Worst - Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time. C*nt song by a c*nt. Unlistenable shit to be fair. Bleak, cold, awful. Pretentious video too. I f**king hate him and I'll be glad when the c*nt is dead apart from the fact that we'll be inundated with shitty Beatles songs for a couple of weeks.
Look at it. F**king disgrace. It ruins EVERYTHING.
EDIT: note, I haven't checked the vids. They could be f**king anything to be fair.
[Post edited 17 Dec 2015 11:30]
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Christmas Songs - best/worst. on 17:00 - Dec 17 with 3287 views
I see the shins have rolled out a cover this year - Wonderful Christmas time. Fairly close copy of the original but at least it might stop Mariah getting to number 1 again
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Christmas Songs - best/worst. on 18:38 - Dec 17 with 3237 views
Personally cannot stand any crimbo tune whatsoever.
Unfortunately Mrs Westberks has a soft spot for the season of goodwill and its musical offering. Last year to try and involve me, knowing my fondness for soul, Jazz and the suchlike she unwittingly acquired a KennyG Xmas album....
My ears are still bleeding from that work of Beelzebub and his kuntish helpers; that was toppedmoff by the Canadian prick Buble..... FML! Chubby faced vvanker' of the highest order.
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Christmas Songs - best/worst. on 22:23 - Dec 17 with 3166 views
Technically (he says, nasally, as he adjusts the ersatz sellotape replacement on his tortoiseshell NHS sawn-off coke bottles) 'Killing In The Name' from the peerless Rage Against The Machine's eponymous first album, along with 'Stan' by Eminem are also Christmas songs. So, let's don our chunkiest-knit sweaters, gather 'round the tree and join in with the chorus...
'Fcuk you, I won't do what you tell me! (altogether now) Fcuk you, I won't do what you tell me! (Jingle, jingle)...'
[Post edited 20 Dec 2015 12:51]
'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'
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Christmas Songs - best/worst. on 11:32 - Dec 20 with 2542 views
Santi claus farking c*nt You let me down again Sucked up to your Chelsea mates Their scum, your not my bloody friend
Christ I nearly kicked my balls Right off the bloody tree Scattered the kids prezzies Thank god the missus didn't see
You slimy fat bugger How did you manage To fall down the chimney Was pure spite or simply greed.
You nicked my fav present The one I couldn't wait to open The one that just kept on giving Now my chrissy spirit is sadly broken
Fired, shot, killed off the special one Seriously it's like putting Bambi in the car lights Just when his career Was heading for such heights
Relegation, party time, play those wonderful blues Now it's three and one Worse the farking smiling Jack-o-lantern Terry Gets away with shooting another with his gun.
Bar humbug
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If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
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Christmas Songs - best/worst. on 21:36 - Dec 20 with 2456 views
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