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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 16:12 - Jul 2 with 4137 views | TheMoog |
You can add that to the pretentious drink thread. People thinking they're connoisseurs FFS. | |
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 16:13 - Jul 2 with 4134 views | dirk_doone |
Next time, bring him a pint of anything, preferably something cheap. He probably won't even notice, but you'll feel much better. | |
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 16:20 - Jul 2 with 4118 views | Kennington |
People that struggle with basic transportation etiquette like standing in a queue without pushing in for an underground train and those who don't know how to use escalators. Pretty much everyday someone in front of me will insist on almost sliding off the escalator rather than walking the last bit. People also seem unable to read the sign to stand on the right and walk on the left. | |
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 16:48 - Jul 2 with 4074 views | WinchesterExile |
People who invade my personal space and stand inappropriately close to me in queues. I usually give the person in front a good 3 feet so why the f*uck does the person behind me stand so close I can hear and even feel their breathing. Unless its good looking chick of course. | | | |
| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 16:55 - Jul 2 with 4062 views | Leslie |
Bat shìt crazy idiots that think they can pull the wool over your eyes, and insult the intelligence of those far superior to them | |
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 17:10 - Jul 2 with 4040 views | SalisburySaint |
People who sit on train with rucksacks or bags on seats when people are stood in the aisles and train is overcrowded. [Post edited 2 Jul 2015 17:12]
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 18:22 - Jul 2 with 3989 views | lockseaf77 |
You're in your seat on a plane (boarding) and down the aisle comes the tw*t with the back pack. As soon as they get next to me they turn 90*to get the thing off and it goes smack straight in my face. FFS that's an instant see red for me, I am up and ready to kill in a milisecond.
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 18:25 - Jul 2 with 3980 views | Leslie |
What about selfish helmets that put their seat back and reclined, giving you less leg room*
*that is if your flying in the cheap seats | |
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 18:41 - Jul 2 with 3966 views | lockseaf77 |
I've flown up front and right at the back. The idiots are everywhere.
Just get set up with a few drinks in business (aisle seat) and the clown next to you decides they want get up and get in the overhead and put their fat arse near your face. Ladies, no problem.
In cattle class I tend to deal with the seat in front recliners by holding the seat as they try to recline - they tend to look round suspiciously only to meet my steady glare. | | | |
| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 18:45 - Jul 2 with 3966 views | FrankWhite |
That wiping each nostril then wiping it behind each ear thing Nadal does before every point is doing it for me at the moment. Dirty coont. | | | |
| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 19:35 - Jul 2 with 3915 views | General_Carnaby |
The 18-34 age bracket, new packets for Werther's Originals and multi posters! | |
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 19:39 - Jul 2 with 3903 views | lockseaf77 |
And with their feet on the seat opposite | | | |
| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 20:12 - Jul 2 with 3872 views | Mr_Happy |
Same as. | |
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 21:15 - Jul 2 with 3817 views | Capt_Koons |
Fussy eaters.
When ordering in a restaurant the hapless waiter being quizzed to whether the canelloni has mushrooms in it or the confi de cannard has nuts. Just fooking eat it. | |
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 23:24 - Jul 2 with 3748 views | PatfromPoole |
I get irked when I am in a supermarket which doesn't have a self-scan facility (typically LIDL or ALDI), and I go to queue at the till and I've got about a dozen items.
Often somebody will come up to queue behind, and will only have 1 item, typically milk. They seem to think it is custom that they should be allowed to jump ahead of me in the queue. It is of course great fun to refuse them to let them do this.
When did it become a custom that people should queue-jump in this situation? I thought we British were renowned for queueing. I'm sure this is a new development. | |
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 07:44 - Jul 3 with 3677 views | solent_toffee |
The worst one with these types is how huffy they get when you have the audacity to ask them to move their bags. Typically students or professional women. | | | |
| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 07:50 - Jul 3 with 3672 views | TheMoog |
Or the tw4t behind that stands up by pulling on the back of your seat just as your about to eat or drink something or trying to sleep.
Actually, that's not irrational; it's perfectly reasonable to be annoyed by that. | |
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 08:16 - Jul 3 with 3661 views | lockseaf77 |
That is very annoying also. The perpertrator thinks you're irrational though when you ask them not to do it...
I had one in the seat behind me on an Austrian Airlines flight from Vienna to LHR a couiple of years ago who was reading the Financial Times holding it up against the back of my seat. This was OK except for the fact that the top half of the paper drooped forward over my head like some kind of paper hat. I got up and pointed this out - the reply was a pig like grunt. When it happened again about 5 minutes later I pulled the whole lot over the seat, screwed it up into a ball and dropped into the coont's lap.
Much laughter from the surrounding passengers.
After landing there was an eyeball to eyeball confrontation after the seat belt sign had gone off and overheads were being opened, but my offer to sort it out in the terminal was declined - I did enjoy following the tw4t all the way to passport control though, right on his heels. Irrational? Yes, but I enjoyed frightening the arrogant coont. | | | |
| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 09:09 - Jul 3 with 3624 views | saint22 |
agreed this is ignorant and annoying however why people don't just go and say move your bag is beyond me | | | |
| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 09:15 - Jul 3 with 3621 views | Gennaro_Contaldo |
Ah this annoys me daily on the train. You get the slightly tubby cretins with no spine and no stomach muscles, who have to pull on the chair in front (i.e. the chair I'm sat in), to haul their disgusting, out of shape backsides up. Many times I've pulled people up on it, whilst being able to demonstrate that it's perfectly possible to stand up without grabbing the seat in front of you.
Secondly, general rudeness, if someone wants to sit next to me on the train (I travel in 1st every day, so seating room isn't an issue) because it's more comfortable for by back, you get the stuck up themselves mob who just grunt at the seat next to you; "sit there".
I normally respond with "pardon?", and get a "ugh, sit there?". Three times now I've responded with "say please and show some manners". Every time without fail they've looked shocked and asked with a please.
The rest of the journey I'm sat reading my paper grinning like a cheshire cat at how amusing, but irrational I've been.
The other thing that winds me up are all the helmets on various Saints forums taking everything they read in the paper as gospel. We'll sign who we sign and we'll know once they're on the club website - some fake journalist on Twitter or some crap blog or even in a big newspaper has anything to say that is of interest. It's boring. | |
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 09:41 - Jul 3 with 3603 views | Heisenberg |
People who pay for a pint and a packet of nuts down the pub with their debit card.
People who say 'can I get' when ordering off a menu. This is Britain not the USA.
WH Smiths at train stations. Why would I want a family sized bar of chocolate or a sack of wine gums when ordering my paper.
People who eat a bucket of pop corn during the whole of a film.
People who constantly check mobiles during a film.
People who go to a gig and film it on mobile phones.
Cyclists in Lycra and fluorescent jackets with a folding bike.
John Inverdale.
Blokes in cars with a soft top down blasting out shite Euro pop.
People who stand up when a planes just landed in order to get off first.
Liverpool and Brendan Rogers.
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 09:42 - Jul 3 with 3599 views | ChopChop |
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 09:45 - Jul 3 with 3591 views | ChopChop |
- Groups of people who go in a pub and order one drink each and invariably pay by card.
BUY A ROUND AND GET SOME CASH FROM THE MACHINE FFS!
- Women who don't have a card/cash ready at tills and then spend AN AGE rooting round their handbags trying to find said cash/card. They act like its a surprise that they are expected to pay! [Post edited 3 Jul 2015 9:46]
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 09:49 - Jul 3 with 3582 views | Leslie |
Some cow yesterday got "cash back". That irritates me. Go to the cashpoint (not ATM) you lazy student hairy minged bint | |
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| Irrational things that wind you up........ on 10:34 - Jul 3 with 3548 views | 1885_SFC |
Middle-aged (or older) bald blokes in this hot weather driving a soft top... normally a SAAB or VW Eos. All you see from behind is a shiny, sweaty bald patch with the sun reflecting off it and a smidgen of grey hair above each ear. Stop it. Soft tops are for girls and girls alone. | |
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