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Just woken up from a coma... 20:09 - May 19 with 6455 viewsSterlingArcher

What a great day, just woken up from a coma suffered about 8 years ago when someone called 'Briatore' was about to takeover QPR.

Anything happened of note since ?
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Just woken up from a coma... on 20:20 - May 19 with 6397 viewskensalriser

No. We're still shit and in the Championship.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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Just woken up from a coma... on 20:21 - May 19 with 6391 viewsRANGERS4EVER

i've had a haircut

Poll: Who would you most like to see at QPR?

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Just woken up from a coma... on 20:41 - May 19 with 6287 viewsoddball

my teeth have got yellower,and i s hit my pants.
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Just woken up from a coma... on 21:05 - May 19 with 6196 viewsQPRDEL

Animal hospital with that nice Ralph Harris has been cancelled, and Top of the pops 2
only seem to have Peter Powell and Tony Blackburn on them
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Just woken up from a coma... on 21:20 - May 19 with 6139 viewsMatch82

Hi Sterling Archer.

I have some awkward news. Since you have been in a coma, there has been a relatively popular cartoon series created where the lead character shares your name.

I do hope this doesn't come as a shock to you. If it causes undue distress, I suggest you consult a lawyer.
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Just woken up from a coma... on 21:20 - May 19 with 6138 viewsbosh67

Glad you are back.

A film called The 4 Year Plan started filming but it hasn't been completed yet.

We bought a fellow called Charlie Austin and everyone said at the time that he was going to be a right problem. Turns out he's a model professional and since you have been unconscious he's scored all but 3 of the goals we've scored.

Not much else.

Oh, apart from the fact that despite passing away in 2012 the late actor, Michael Clarke Duncan has been appointed as manager.
[Post edited 19 May 2015 21:24]

Never knowingly right.
Poll: How long before new signings become quivering wrecks of the players they were?

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Just woken up from a coma... on 21:28 - May 19 with 6100 viewsHollowayRanger

ive had 3 kids by 3 women and im busy with no 4 and a repeat for no 2

all without any nookie


I will be writing a book when I retire

THE SPEARMFATHER



can guess a few other names you lot would come up with

Listen to the band play!
Poll: How much will you pay for adult season ticket next season if in championship

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Just woken up from a coma... on 21:34 - May 19 with 6071 viewsLowerloftLad

Bobby zamora scored a goal or something like that ... I wasn't really paying attention

Ohhhhhh bobby zamora

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Just woken up from a coma... on 21:49 - May 19 with 6010 viewspaesanu

I have nothing to add apart from saying I want your looks, your job, and one night with Lana.

Poll: If you see someone filming their partner driving at 160mph.. would you

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Just woken up from a coma... on 22:08 - May 19 with 5954 viewsQPRDEL

I have someWoolworth shares I am happy to sell you at a good price.
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Just woken up from a coma... on 22:16 - May 19 with 5932 viewsflynnbo

Sandro's still injured.
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Just woken up from a coma... on 22:28 - May 19 with 5891 viewsted_hendrix

Yes.

A young star in the earliest phase of its life has erupted after gobbling up gas and dust, and appears to be the earliest such burst ever recorded.
The eruption was first recognized in 2014, when astronomer Nelly the elephant, who had just graduated from the University of Toledo in Ohio with her bachelor’s degree, noticed an object in her data that was brightening dramatically over time.
The finding not only marks the earliest eruption ever recorded but also sheds light on how stars grow to be so massive so quickly,

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Just woken up from a coma... on 22:37 - May 19 with 5867 viewszicoshoops

Yes.
We've been f.ucked in more positions than there are in the Kama Sutra.

Apart from that, not much really.
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Just woken up from a coma... on 23:07 - May 19 with 5797 viewslondonscottish

Well there a Moroccan guy who was amazing until he discovered pies, shishas and the bus home from Fulham and then there's the £200m. Apart from that, no you haven't missed much.

Poll: Do you love or hate the new Marmite ad?

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Just woken up from a coma... on 00:01 - May 20 with 5712 viewsPunteR

We've had about 57 managers and 812 players since, spent about £400 million and gave Loftus rd a lick of paint.
Oh and we've Won at Wembley and been promoted to the premier league twice.

Occasional providers of half decent House music.

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Just woken up from a coma... on 01:43 - May 20 with 5651 viewsHitch

QPR, still a mess. Iraq, still a mess. Warren Farm , still a mess. The more things change ...
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Just woken up from a coma... on 09:56 - May 20 with 5425 viewsBluce_Ree

Briatore left QPR in 2013 to become the new leader of North Korea. QPR were shipped over to play in the new K-League as NK Rangers, winning the league in their first season after their nearest rivals were executed by submarine in a cup game for having the wrong haircuts.

That said, some of our success came from the shrewd managership of Shaun Wright-Phillips who became QPR's most successful manager of all time with his 'dream team' coaching staff of Karl Ready, Steve Morrow and Tony Scully.

Conversely, Chelsea barely survived the decade after being merged with Stoke in a move unpopular with both sets of fans. The West London Potters are now floating around the bottom of the Conference. John Terry took it particularly hard and was last seen in the Kings Road sucking off members of So Solid Crew for crack rocks.

So Solid Crew having reformed after the global success Shabazz Baidoo had bringing back the 'grime' genre with his international hit single 'Stab a Bitch in Her Bitch Face' (ft. DJ Whimsy).

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Just woken up from a coma... on 10:15 - May 20 with 5385 viewsheadhoops

Sterling - my mate morrissey asks, whilst you were in your coma did you notice his girlfriend in one as well and was it serious?


Poll: Remy - can he play in the playoffs - who's opening post is the best?

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Just woken up from a coma... on 23:05 - May 20 with 5178 viewsSterlingArcher

Fcuk it. I think I'll go back to sleep until we get promoted.
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Just woken up from a coma... on 01:41 - May 21 with 5122 viewsbacardiinbrissie

See you in a hundred years then Sleeping Beauty
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Just woken up from a coma... on 08:44 - May 21 with 4993 viewsLincoln_Hoop

I finally passed my GCSE Maths at the age of 29 having got a D and an E previously.
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Just woken up from a coma... on 09:28 - May 21 with 4957 viewsSomersetHoops

Have you seen the film called the delivery man. To match that guy you've probably got another 400 to go.

Who's Next?

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Just woken up from a coma... on 10:43 - May 21 with 4903 viewsElHoop

Jim Gregory's grave is giving clear signs of there having been excessive rotation down under.
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Just woken up from a coma... on 10:47 - May 21 with 4902 viewsJuzzie

I've had a baby boy by more conventional methods!
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