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| delete on 18:45 - Feb 17 with 1020 views | dune |
You, a hit with the ladies, pmsl I've heard it all now. I don't doubt they all say you're funny and cute in a Geoff Maltby way, but how many of them actually have a relationship with you?
You've been the butt of jokes about this for years Boris. Everyone either laughs at you or feels sorry for you. [Post edited 17 Feb 2015 18:47]
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| delete on 19:02 - Feb 17 with 993 views | Boris_ |
Ask the people who actually know me Dunce, my considerable wit and charm gets me plying my trade in the divisions above time and time again. You do know that only one person on here actually knows me personally, don't you, Dunce? So everything else is speculation.
You do however keep ignoring the fact we are posting on a thread started by you at midnight on Valentines Day whilst you were pretending to be entertaining a make-believe lady friend?
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| delete on 19:03 - Feb 17 with 988 views | RiverSticks |
He was definitely out with a girl pal, I can remember that much.
"Drilling" though, tsk tsk, I bet all your female friends love that kind of talk. | | | |
| delete on 19:08 - Feb 17 with 976 views | Boris_ |
Because he posted on the interweb that he was out with a girl ( despite linking to an invalid voucher ) , this means he was out with a bird? Is that how it works on the internet? | |
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| delete on 19:10 - Feb 17 with 971 views | RiverSticks |
Quite right, perhaps we need some FB proof. | | | |
| delete on 19:28 - Feb 17 with 955 views | dune |
Don't you think to yourself how ridiculous you come across giving an opinion on this when you are well known for never having had a relationship? I genuinely feel sorry for you. What are you mid thirties and all your mates have girl friends or are married. You really should consider joining a dating site, I'm sure if you set your standards low enough there's someone out there that will have you. [Post edited 17 Feb 2015 19:32]
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| delete on 20:29 - Feb 17 with 915 views | Boris_ |
Really Dunce? What gave you the opinion I have never had a long-term relationship? Would it be my 2 teenage children? 
How do you know if I am with someone now as well Dunce? I have neither confirmed or denied anything. You're speculating in desperate hope. The only FACTS that we have available here are that you lied about going on a date with a bird on Valentines night, to a bunch of strangers, then had a meltdown when you drank too much and realised what a failure you are.  | |
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| delete on 20:32 - Feb 17 with 909 views | dune |
I didn't lie at all. Whether a fat on the shelf dwarf believes that or not is irrelevant. There really is nobody on here whose opinion counts for less than yours. Your shambles of a non existent love life is well known to everybody on here.
Looks wise you ain't got anything going for you, but ffs you could get some help clothes shopping. I mean going on national TV in that t shirt. That says a lot about why women don't go near you. [Post edited 17 Feb 2015 20:35]
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| delete on 20:38 - Feb 17 with 900 views | Boris_ |
... or maybe Dunce, I don't post the really personal stuff on here or try and convince people I've got a bird by posting a link to a voucher that isn't even valid?
Come on, admit your mistake, admit there was never a bird in the first place and admit that your meltdown on this thread is an embarrassment, just like your existence? If you do that Dunce, I'll leave you alone and stop hitting you with a stick. | |
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| delete on 20:42 - Feb 17 with 888 views | dune |
You're hardly going to post that you have a bird, look in a mirror, a Russell Grant lookalike ain't gonna pull.
There's been no meltdown from me, in fact I've found it hilarious how the forum mess has the cheek to say the stuff you have. [Post edited 17 Feb 2015 20:43]
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| delete on 20:46 - Feb 17 with 880 views | Boris_ |
Come on Duney, are you going to give up yet? I reckon I can get this to 10 pages easily, only have tonight though, as I have my 2 kids from tomorrow until next week, the 2 kids from my 3 week failed relationship.
Do you have kids Dunce? Or perhaps do you fire blanks, or never had a proper relationship? Hence your comedy lies about going out on a Valentines Day date.
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| delete on 20:51 - Feb 17 with 874 views | General_Carnaby |
This thread is forum comedy gold. Keep it up lads. Of course neither of you care what the other thinks.
I'm off now with the missus for a Zinger Tower burger.
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| delete on 20:58 - Feb 17 with 863 views | dune |
I'm embarrassed for you and I feel sorry for you, but at the end of the day if you want me to keep mentioning you being mid thirties and unable to pull a woman, then let's carry on. Don't you find it a bit embarrassing going to dinner parties and being the saddo without a woman?
Everyone has laughed at you for years about it. Aww bless poor fatty. [Post edited 17 Feb 2015 21:00]
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| delete on 21:00 - Feb 17 with 854 views | Boris_ |
I'm going for a 10 pager.... | |
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| delete on 21:01 - Feb 17 with 850 views | dune |
I will have the last word Russell.  | |
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| delete on 21:02 - Feb 17 with 844 views | Leslie |
Who is Russell? | |
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| delete on 21:03 - Feb 17 with 842 views | dune |
Boris cares. Boris likes to think he's a bit of a lad, BUT the reality is that he wears fancy dress, makes up crap songs, wears atrocious clothes, and can't pull a bird. | |
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| delete on 21:04 - Feb 17 with 837 views | dune |
Russell Grant. Boris is a spitting image of him. | |
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| delete on 21:08 - Feb 17 with 827 views | dune |
I wish I had a link to the Saintweb thread about StuRomseySaint, it was comedy gold. | |
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| delete on 21:09 - Feb 17 with 823 views | Boris_ |
I bet you wish you were still on Saintsweb, so you could pretend to all of them that you have a girlfriend too.  | |
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| delete on 21:27 - Feb 17 with 798 views | Happy_Jack |
10 pages would be a fine achievement. This thread will be decided on a split decision by the look of things | |
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| delete on 21:32 - Feb 17 with 783 views | TheKraken |
Going into the 4th round it's hard to see a clear leader.
Boris keeps swinging with some big haymakers, looking for the knockout punch with a few decent blows but yet to find the one clean shot that will render him victorious. But all the while dune keeps chipping away with the jab, getting into his opponent each time with a flurry of well timed blows.
Both fighter's defences are pretty weak but they're both still coming forward all the time, making this a rivetting contest.
If pushed, at this stage I reckon I have dune slightly ahead on points. But it still could go either way. Both posters need to up their game and show some more variation of strategy. | | | |
| delete on 21:44 - Feb 17 with 759 views | Heisenberg |
Both are adopting a high tempo approach to this riveting contest. The question is. Do either have a plan B ?. | |
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| delete on 22:47 - Feb 17 with 710 views | barry_sanchez |
Is this seriously about someone having a girlfriend or wife? Pap went down that childish route with me as well, you win by rising above and smirking to yourself and not getting narky BUT for the voyuer its mildly amusing for a while, if that Dune feels the need to come on here and vent his spleen concerning a prospective date that leaves more questions than answers. | |
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