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Beards 14:05 - Oct 2 with 11270 viewsDarran

People are like sheep.
Just f*ck off is it.

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Beards on 14:16 - Oct 16 with 2016 viewsDarran

So Quakers wife won't kiss you?

That's not nice Paul I've seen photos of her and she's very pretty.

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Beards on 14:31 - Oct 16 with 1997 viewsQuakerJack



Thank you Darran. She is beautiful. I'm very fortunate.

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Beards on 07:37 - Oct 18 with 1905 viewsStarsky

You are indeed.
Go completely clean shaven and she'll fall in love with you all over again.

It's just the internet, init.

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Beards on 09:51 - Oct 18 with 1886 viewsQuakerJack

http://www.fansnetwork.co.uk/football/swanseacity/forum/127848/one-year-ago-tomo

don't need to Starsky

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Beards on 23:53 - Jun 26 with 1494 viewsTheArtChappy

Having a beard has stopped my from having problems with my asthma. 2 attacks since growing it and they were bleach related incidents

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Beards on 02:16 - Jun 27 with 1456 viewsCooperman

I generally grow one on holiday as a result of simply not being bothered to shave but get rid of it within days of returning home. The exception to that was last year and I have been sporting facial hair since then. As we approach it's twelve month anniversary there is definitely more grey content that this time last year.

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Beards on 06:50 - Jun 27 with 1410 viewsbuilthjack

Still on here?

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Beards on 07:29 - Jun 27 with 1386 viewsHighjack

What a strange bump of a five year old thread...

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Beards on 08:24 - Jun 27 with 1351 viewsjackrmee

Hear hear!!
People say to me..."Oh that's a long beard. That's dedication for you."
I say "Na mate, shaving every fuking day is dedication, so fair play to you."

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Beards on 08:28 - Jun 27 with 1346 viewsjackrmee

WHo says that having a beard isn't "looking presentable".
All a matter of opinions.

A massive beard in other cultures is a major plus.

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Beards on 08:45 - Jun 27 with 1334 viewsjackrmee

In a few years when the old, clean-shaven, suited n booted CEOs have popped their clogs, these young, bearded, tattooed freaks of nature will be running our multinationals.
Maybe then they'll realise that shaving every day and spending time trying to make yourself look "presentable" is a vain waste of time. Who on earth would give these clean, smart losers a job?!

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Beards on 09:09 - Jun 27 with 1320 viewsHighjack

Most beards look bloody awful. And you’re always wondering what’s lurking in there. Bits of food, dried milk, nesting starlings...

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Beards on 09:16 - Jun 27 with 1309 viewsLeonWasGod

You’ve met my wife then
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Beards on 09:23 - Jun 27 with 1305 viewsWarwickHunt

So is burping after a meal and wiping your hoop with a wet finger after a shit.
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Beards on 10:16 - Jun 27 with 1277 viewsAlfieMooresSon

it helps ugly blokes pull, but when it goes out of fashion and they shave them off, lot's of women are going to be really disappointed
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Beards on 11:16 - Jun 27 with 1246 viewsDarran

Five years ago I started this thread and what an epidemic it has become. #HairyCùnts

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Beards on 11:39 - Jun 27 with 1229 viewsJACKMANANDBOY

Do sheep have beards? They are a bit limited on the tattoo front; just numbers and letters.

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Beards on 14:40 - Jun 27 with 1189 viewsDafyddHuw

When was this thread started? I'm sure Phil Sumbler said recently that if a post was this year then the year wasn't shown, but if a post was any other yerar then it would show the year.
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Beards on 14:57 - Jun 27 with 1171 viewsjack247

They are more likely to have a shave and wash, then start running multinationals
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Beards on 15:06 - Jun 27 with 1155 viewsjackrmee

People with beards also wash

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Beards on 15:14 - Jun 27 with 1142 viewsjack247

Came across harsher than I intended.

I’d imagine they’d make an effort to make themselves presentable, if they had any ambition of running multinationals, would be a better way of putting it.
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Beards on 16:37 - Jun 27 with 1105 viewsHighjack

Yes and when they want a trim they go to the baa baas

Where’s that coat?

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Beards on 16:43 - Jun 27 with 1101 viewsJACKMANANDBOY

The baa baas take financial advantage of the sheep; they tend to get fleeced at the baa baas.

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Beards on 18:12 - Jun 27 with 1068 viewslifelong

It’s quite a coincidence that this thread had been bumped after such a long time.
When it was started I had just grown a Van Dyke which lasted about 3 weeks, now it has been bumped I started growing another one two weeks ago.
I’m getting similar comments from Mrs Lifelong, words to the effect of, “For fecks sake shave it off.”
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Beards on 00:49 - Jun 28 with 993 viewshuwrichards57

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