| Random irritations.. 09:32 - Jun 10 with 467984 views | Discodroid |
state funded schools in birmingham calling children to islamic prayer over the playground speakers, eschewing music lessons music, segregation... and the bbc doing a 'what are british values 'phone in this morning. cunnys.
evening standard , who seem to be phasing out their female genital mutilation wall to wall coverage , for a 'say no to rape in war' campaign. to be published in depth every night,, along with pictures of skinny london supermodels falling out of night clubson cocaine and articles on womens shoes and hanbags which cost £15,000 each.
and articles on 'suuuper property dahrling' that cost £25 million for a studio flat in barnes .tedious double page spreads on walthamstow village , sandwiches that are made by freegans for £50...and avante garde homosexual dance troops from slovienia .this paper says nothing at all to the average londoner.
musicals , and the cast's of musicals, especially amateur ones in church halls,romford, last saturday night.
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:53 - Jun 12 with 7314 views | Pommyhoop |
The way Aussie drivers never let anyone out ( Expats will back me up on this.).Its like its against the law .Even if the trafffic is at a crawl they still wont let you in.Whats worse they dont expect to be let in themselves.So if you slow down or stop or flash your lights to let someone in, half the time they dont even notice because they dont expect to be let in until the traffic lights go red 2 miles down the road.If its me trying to get out my eyes are boring in the eyes of every motorist going past and my face gets darker and darker and the car edges furthur and further out( like every Pom I know does). If they do notice you with your arm wide open waving them out the fellas smirk and their face has 'You mug'' all over it.Pr!cks. The womens reaction are funny. ''Dont worry Love I'm not a f'cking rapist ,I've just let you out to help with the traffic flow''.
Tell you what tho you dont get much road rage over here .Maybe its the way forward.. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:56 - Jun 12 with 7303 views | ShotKneesHoop |
What sink hole is this house in, FFS? | |
| Why does it feel like R'SWiPe is still on the books? Yer Couldn't Make It Up.Well Done Me! |
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| Random irritations.. on 08:58 - Jun 12 with 7299 views | ted_hendrix |
I paid £20 for me and the missus way back on January 2nd of this year that gave us seat 1A and 1B on the plane to Perugia with all the leg room in the world and first on and first off the plane. when we landed a couple of weeks ago I was first off the plane, first to pick up the hire car whilst the missus got the cases and we we're out of the airport and in the car circa 20-25 minutes, I also booked seats 1A and 1B for the return flight to Stanstead tomorrow which includes of course priority boarding.
I use Ryan air whenever possible, book the flights when they are cheap and they've never let us down, that shit hole of an airport in Lanzarote is a bastard for queues, not when you've got priority boarding it aint.
Excellent service. [Post edited 12 Jun 2014 8:59]
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| Random irritations.. on 08:59 - Jun 12 with 7296 views | Toast_R |
When you go to the Supermarkett at any given time and always seem to hit the manic busiest time. Car park rammo one space left right over by the bins where the staff sneak off to have their fag breaks which takes 10 menouvers to park milimetres from a concrete bollard or trolley bay.
Your only in the store 10 minutes and when you come out the car parks practically empty. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 09:07 - Jun 12 with 7284 views | HantsR |
Stamp duty threshold of 3% at £250,000. Why not just 3% on price > £250K rather than the total sum paid? Skewing market and making life difficult for many house-buyers and sellers. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 09:08 - Jun 12 with 7280 views | Discodroid |
just call me a tired empty vessel , husk of a man but im looking forward to the england vs new zealand rugby match more than this gaudy display of vulgarity that is the world cup.
teams of asexual ' el debarge' rhythm of the night look a likes, prancing about like joe meek on heat.
its worse than reading the evening standard, it vexes me so .
i want no part of it.
no part of it at all.
unless loic remy is top scorer, then im fuking well in the white fivers. | |
| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:16 - Jun 12 with 7265 views | BromleyHoop |
This thread, with its contant moaning and draining negativity, has become a random irritation. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:18 - Jun 12 with 7256 views | ElHoop |
Well start a random moments of joy thread then, and see how you get on. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 09:19 - Jun 12 with 7251 views | Toast_R |
Bollocks to that, not only is Rugby one of the most predictable sports in the world (the quickest team with the biggest lumps wins), they only played each other last Saturday.
It's dull the rules are stupid and it's for public school boys. That's my final radom irritation. [Post edited 12 Jun 2014 9:23]
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| Random irritations.. on 09:35 - Jun 12 with 7217 views | Discodroid |
i take your point old chap, not a huge fan myself, more rugby league , esp the days when the bronco's played at griffin park. And the era of sculthorpe, cunningham, tommy marytn and radlinski
but you see..world cup tournaments remind me of 99% OF drug dealerS , promising the world and everything in it , but delivering wraps of bitter disappointment and lies.
the flutter of excitement in your stomach invariably relenting to the typhoid and dysentery like symptoms of violently evacuating your bowels over your g star jeans.
time and time again. until you fcking well wise up.
bollocks to thAT. [Post edited 12 Jun 2014 9:38]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 09:39 - Jun 12 with 7209 views | Discodroid |
thats the point. | |
| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:33 - Jun 12 with 7182 views | Discodroid |
carla delevingne, thandie newton, angelina jolie and stella mccartney, jemima khan bringing the militia of the central african republic/rwanda/congo to its knees by hashtagging '#time to act' in ending rape as a weapon of war( again in the cnting standard last night) with accompanying stern photographs.
its an outlet from snorting coke, shopping , playing tennis, lunching and shagging the toyboy landscape gardener i suppose.
if this does'nt stop this barbaric practice by close of play today im a frenchman.
the labour party throwing themselves off roofs, and spunking up the curtains about the passport backlog. [Post edited 12 Jun 2014 10:34]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 10:44 - Jun 12 with 7172 views | stevec |
Couldn't agree more.
The only possible upside of phone filming may just be at concerts as it means I can't see those people making silly vulcan hand signs, 'sign of the horns' type stuff. Appreciate there are a fair few heavy metal types on here who may not agree but do you have to follow something that a bloke 'got from his grandmother'.
... and those doing it at boy band gigs, WTF? | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:11 - Jun 12 with 7145 views | TheBlob |
People(all three genders)who go to gigs and talk/shout through the performance.I came here to hear the music not to listen to you kunts. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:18 - Jun 12 with 7136 views | Discodroid |
everything that has been born then died
everything that has been made , Manufactured or produced then expired
everything that has been cultivated then perished.
and richard bacon(again)
and the name 'charles haughey' [Post edited 12 Jun 2014 11:27]
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| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:25 - Jun 12 with 7127 views | MedwayR |
People who:
- Stop at the top/bottom of stair or escalators, station entrances, doorways or walkways.
- Fail to control their unruly kids and/or animals.
- Think they're something special. A good example being muppets that spend too much time in the gym & as a result look as if they're about to topple over due to their ridiculous steriod induced upper body muscle mass. They bowl around town as if they've achieved something ground-breaking, news for you dickheads; you're not the 1st person to have big muscles.
- Run through crowds creating a danger to themselves & others just to get on a train that doesn't leave for another 10mins.
- Litter. It's our country, we all have to live in it, why are you seemingly happy to live in your own trash?!?
- Bully.
- Swear at & in front of their small children.
- Drive badly, particularly those that don't indicate.
- Read newspapers, usually red tops, and then repeat what they've read as if they're now some expert without considering whether what they've read is bollox or not. Reading and then repeating the thought of people like Ian Wright makes you a bellend, it doesn't make you informed on anything!!
First class seats on commuter trains, everyone else is squashed while a dozen seats sit empty, fecking pointless.
Lots of things about football irritate me...
Dumbed down tv; big brother, britains got talent etc.
Sh*t TV ads. Also bookies advertising on TV.
Radio stations barely playing any music, I don't have a radio in my car to listen to some self-obsessed tw@t makes a prat of themselves banging on about all kinds of mundane sh@t, play some music ffs.
Extertionate train fares.
The housing situation/crisis. Fanny about with government schemes etc all you like, the simple fact is that we need to build more houses.
The media in general.
Money being considered as more important than people.
People that hassle you in the street. Particularly when a lot of these charities give it the sob story, take your money & then stick it in a bloody investment account in an attempt to make more money rather than pass it onto the people that apparently desperately need help. Also, the government giving out aid, it doesn't seem to make much difference to the people that need help. Surely a better idea would be to have a plan to invest in the infrastructure of the country, provide expertise, jobs, funding, materials etc to develop these countries rather than fund another fleet of bentleys for some warlord.
The fact that the taxpayer still has to fund the royal family. Also, people who love the royal family but hate people on benefits, the royal family are the biggest scroungers out there!!
Pens that stop working despite having loads of ink left in them.
Dartford crossing toll charges, robbing b@stards. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 11:48 - Jun 12 with 7107 views | Phildo |
Young heterosexual males dressing in a manner that makes Julian Clary look butch.
Young heterosexual females applying enough make up to cover my house and next door too.
My missus getting annoyed when i drop a fart in my own house. | | | |
| Random irritations.. on 11:57 - Jun 12 with 7097 views | Discodroid |
people who moan about threads whilst never offering us the rarefied atmosphere of their own musings
bit like the fkn cnt down the pub who moans about the music on the juke box but never , ever puts a pound in .
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------talking of your local pub, everyone i have visited over a period of time always has a fkn cnt.
like the ponce in your local boozer, who despite having no job and endless bleating of being potless, manages to be in the fking pub all day seven days a week.
the fking cnt who sits in the pub nursing a lime and tap water until someone comes in then moves in for the kill with a sob story taken from the well thumbed grubby book of lies.
the fking cnt , who upon seeing you makes a mental note to come over to talk to you as soon as he has exhausted the company he is in
the fking cnt who will ask you straight out a: got any gear?? b: got any dough??
c: "couldnt get us a pint could ya ??, none of that carling shit , export please."
the fking cnt who doesnt register a knockback or "no" with any shame, working on the principle that if you ask enough people your chances of scrounged pint/line /TENNER , will accrue.
the fking cnt , who when knocked back, still ingratiates his odious company into your circle, brandishing his fking opinions and bemoaning his lot ..simply feeling no shame or embarrasment , making you feel awkward.
the fking cnt who slags everyone in the pub off behind their back out of jealousy and bitterness because he has no other conversation.
the fcking cnt, who , on the rare occasion picks up his wage/giro/benefit, gets cnted on the kibble /micky mills and export and never gives you any despIte you obliging him on least 3oo occasions.
the fking cnt that never gets barred despite 50% oif the pub complaining about him and he is clever so the lanlord doesnt see him in 'fagin mode'
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| Random irritations.. on 12:03 - Jun 12 with 7092 views | stonebridgers |
You need to find a new local mate. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 12:19 - Jun 12 with 7070 views | Discodroid |
i have.
Brentwood , essex was full of them.
migrating from pub to pub like locusts . | |
| " I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969 |
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| Random irritations.. on 13:34 - Jun 12 with 7020 views | R_from_afar |
"People growing massive beards because it's suddenly trendy."
You beat me to it. Every celeb and their ridiculously named dog has one now, and most likely a side parting too now they are also "in", yet go back a few years and they were probably regularly ripping the piss out of anyone with face fungus and a Clark Kent do.
Bah.
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| Random irritations.. on 14:02 - Jun 12 with 6996 views | BrianMcCarthy |
How did we get this far without mentioning muppets who wear shades indoors?
The Dude Lebowski is the only human being allowed to wear shades indoors. If you're wearing shades and you're not The Dude, then that would place you quite high in the runnin' for stupidest worldwide. | |
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| Random irritations.. on 14:26 - Jun 12 with 6986 views | MedwayR |
Football commentators
Waiting in for a parcel that will arrive between 09:00 and 17:00 is bad enough by itself, but when that parcel doesn't turn up things move up a few gears especially if the couriers don't even have the manners to ring you & let you know. [Post edited 12 Jun 2014 15:18]
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| Random irritations.. on 15:42 - Jun 12 with 6948 views | bob566 |
that backs to the pitch jumpy celebration that city do after they score. Just a minor irriation. I have far bigger ones like letting c*** out in your car or holding a door for somebody and getting no thanks in reply.
In supermarkets when you let somebody by in a tight isle and they don't bother saying thanks. I always let out a loud and sarcastic "thank you" to them even though they know you let them through. A fair few apologise but others just walk on like the c**** they are. It's just basic manners. is the word "thanks" really hard on the calories. Its not much to ask.
Litlle sh*** not giving up seats for elderly or pregnant women.
I'm going to stop now because we could all write a thesis on this. [Post edited 12 Jun 2014 15:56]
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| Random irritations.. on 15:51 - Jun 12 with 6937 views | Aunt_Nelly |
Jack Nicholson gets a bye. He's still the benchmark of cool. | | | |
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