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Worst Comedian 10:05 - Jun 4 with 55068 viewspaulparker

So last night after coming home from a gruelling hours 6 a side game
I come home to find Mrs P and daughter watching the Miranda box set !!!??? WTF
how many times can you find a fat woman with a stupid haircut falling over funny
anyway this got me thinking of the worst comedian and how bad comedy is now

so top 3 worst comics at the moment

Miranda Hart
Sarah F ucking Milligan
David Williams - yes we know your camp it aint funny so feck off

And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Worst Comedian on 14:58 - Aug 22 with 2700 viewsHayesender

Katherine Ryan it was. She's still not funny

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Worst Comedian on 15:25 - Aug 22 with 2657 viewsconnell10

Jimmy Carr , a face you wanna slap , unfunny and that f ucking stupid laugh.

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
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Worst Comedian on 15:26 - Aug 22 with 2656 viewsslmrstid

In fairness without seeing how the delivery is, or how it is performed in context of the overall set, its impossible to judge it fairly. The whole list looks incredibly tame when just typed out on a news website, but in the heat of the moment might actually be pretty funny.
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Worst Comedian on 15:31 - Aug 22 with 2636 viewswombat

somebody mentoned frnakie boyle earlier ?

which frankie boyle we talking about ? the one pre the katie price gag

or the one on tv these days ?

the pre katie price gag totally brillaitny live esp his routine about john terry , the new woke version bloody awful seem him life pre and post katie price gag totally diff comedicans shame as heswas brilliantly vicioous .

and hes hates john terry so whats not to like !

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Worst Comedian on 15:57 - Aug 22 with 2538 viewsBluce_Ree

I'll always respect Frankie Boyle for his comment on Muse in this video. 1m19s in.



Funnily enough Noel drops some of his luxury comedy on this bit, entirely killing it.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Worst Comedian on 20:13 - Aug 22 with 2278 viewsBlackCrowe

Yep. Andrew Lawrence sums today's comedy pretty well i think, citing that 'joke'.

you'll have to cut and paste because i still can't post links for some reason.

youtube.com/watch?v=SevtCEEm2BA&ab_channel=AndrewLawrence
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Worst Comedian on 20:20 - Aug 22 with 2267 viewsLordPork

"what he just said 100%"
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Worst Comedian on 20:31 - Aug 22 with 2242 viewsSK_hoops

Nah, Omid Djilali is jokes.
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Worst Comedian on 21:24 - Aug 22 with 2153 viewsSuperhoop83

I'm late to this thread but I'm with you on nearly all the names in your best and worst lists and your honourable mentions.

For no real reason, here are some classic Reeves & Mortimer clips:






Suffering since 1978.

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Worst Comedian on 21:45 - Aug 22 with 2102 viewsNortholt_Rs

No mention of the best of the ruddy lot, Bernard ‘the guv’nor’ Manning? C’mon DD….

Scooters, Tunes, Trainers and QPR.

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Worst Comedian on 22:09 - Aug 22 with 2050 viewsPlanetHonneywood

It's a short hop from Fielding to Sandi Toksvig. Can only assume the person who dreamed up that pairing was the most miserable twunt working in TV.

Another for:

Miranda Hart - just not funny!
Jimmy Carr - he should be clubbed for that annoying laugh.
Alan Carr - yes, love you're gay, we've moved it along.

Steve Carell ( Yank in the US version of The Office) how the fcuk he's made a living out of comedy amazes me. Same goes for Will Ferrell.

All of whom are Gods of comedy in comparison to anyone connected with Mrs. Brown's Boys. How that continues to air defies sense.

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Worst Comedian on 22:22 - Aug 22 with 1999 viewsted_hendrix

I just needed to look at Tommy Cooper and I'd start laughing.

Not sure If It's already been mentioned but Richard Pryor was a genius as was the late Mike Reid and Joan Rivers (she was brilliant).

As for worst out in a league of his own is the dreadful and I mean dreadful Patrick Kielty.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Worst Comedian on 22:53 - Aug 22 with 1908 viewsE17hoop

I'll give pretty much everyone a good few chances to make me laugh but Rosie Jones is one I just can't get on with. I've tried and tried but her timing is all over the place and jokes are tired.

I bloody love Count Arthur Strong. One of the funniest characters in the last 20 years.
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It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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Worst Comedian on 00:23 - Aug 23 with 1792 viewsbob566

He's hilarious and innovative but pushed it too far with the baby peter stuff.
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Worst Comedian on 00:37 - Aug 23 with 1777 viewsSydneyRs

Disagree. Been to his live show twice and loved it. Was actually in pain from laughing.

Russell Howard on the other hand...
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Worst Comedian on 00:38 - Aug 23 with 1771 viewsSydneyRs

Tommy Cooper was an absolute genius.
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Worst Comedian on 02:14 - Aug 23 with 1718 viewsBoston

A fuggin long time ago...I saw Billy Connolly in New Jersey. Myself and another Wembley man were summering in New York when a Glaswegian we were pally with informed us of his upcoming gig over the other side of the Hudson. "Would we like to go?" Our minds made up in the positive once he said he was driving a small bus and, that was picking up a party of Scottish gents coming over for a long weekend in 'the Big Apple'. This might be a hoot thought we. How right we were. Two minutes into the ride, after said Glasgow lads boarded and the introductions had been made, one of their group, a Michael Walsh (never forgot his name), asked our mate the driver, "woot is wrong wit yeer vice pal", to our mate the driver? A man, who up to this point, had sounded pretty Scottish to me. Apparently, he'd strayed from the homeland vernacular and had some explaining to do! Anyway, quickly reverting to an intelligible, unintelligible strain of English, we continued on to the great city of Kearney where the Big Yin was doing his thing. Much excited by the potential of these hard nose wise crackers who had absolutely no intention of conforming to another society's norms (I'll skip the confusion in the sandwich shop and the alarm of the local law enforcement when crossing a major thoroughfare), into Mr Connolly's show we did go. Oh yeah, wasn't five minutes in before the question of Connolly's new 'Hollywood' credentials arose, giving the mainly expat audience huge laughs and a complete about turn in his material and delivery, leading to a damn good night out. Unfortunately, myself and my Wembley sidekick had to get a local bus back to the Port Authority, either the sweaties got sick of us or our reluctance to leave a local bar inhabited by plaid shirted men, left them abandoning us in the land of Bruce Springsteen.
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Worst Comedian on 07:23 - Aug 23 with 1606 viewsLogman

Another vote for Jimmy Carr for me. I think he mixes it up well and he has been on the money for a long time. He's good and finds good pockets of space between being funny and offensive.
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Worst Comedian on 07:34 - Aug 23 with 3666 viewswestberksr

Chelscum fan I believe; also not funny as relies on dancing in an arabic fashion as jist of lots of his humour and drags out same stuff on repeat....

having said that, all comedy is subjective; one man's Bill Hicks is another man's Sarah Millican
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Worst Comedian on 07:37 - Aug 23 with 3642 viewsHAYESBOY

Only really one comic I saw live that bombed was Billy Connolly in the mid 90's at Hammersmith Odeon. He really struggled. Kept referring to notes on a little chair he had on stage. Maybe had an off night.

Smells like a trout farm in here

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Worst Comedian on 07:44 - Aug 23 with 3628 viewswestberksr

the likes of Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr tend to divide opinion but i'm fine with both and going to see Frankie do a warm up gig in a small venue next month.

Miranda, Sarah Millican and the worst of the bunch Rosie Jones are pretty awful and in the latter's case a lot of box ticking by TV execs is to blame.

some of those mentioned on here are better live than TV. John Bishop is a good example, I can't stand his TV but had the chance to see an informal warm up gig and thought i'd give it a go and he was less smug and annoying and actually very good.

Tom Allen does some excellent crowd work and that for me is always a good sign of comedy talent; rather than the bake off type shite they all hope to get signed up for.

lots of comedians now doing sketches completely reliant on their race, sex etc as the woke take over the world.

Paul Smith from Liverpool is quite the opposite and worth going to see if you get the chance; apart from being a red that is.
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Worst Comedian on 09:46 - Aug 23 with 3478 viewscolinallcars

Someone sent in a letter to the Times offering a far better joke than the one that was voted best at the Edinburgh Festival:
I've just bought a genuine Van Gogh table
How d'you know it's genuine ?
It's got a bit of veneer missing.

Eyethangewe.
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Worst Comedian on 09:58 - Aug 23 with 3428 viewsEsox_Lucius

Toss up between Bernard Manning and and Jim Davidson. About as funny as an outbreak of the plague in a leper colony. Rosie Jones is unwatchable.

The grass is always greener.

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Worst Comedian on 10:13 - Aug 23 with 3396 viewsRs_Holy

agree re Frank Skinner ... Just plain boring now. Having to listen to him waffling on during his weekend radio show is infuriating (PLAY SOME BLEED'N MUSIC!!!)... He also has his team with him who seem to think he is still funny, including one member of the team who wets herself every time he says anything...
He is also doing a poetry podcast too which sounds fun
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Worst Comedian on 10:59 - Aug 23 with 3283 viewsBluce_Ree

I did say earlier in this thread that there aren't really very many good female comedians but actually I can think of a couple of decent routines. See Sarah Kendall's at the bottom of this post. I quite like Maria Bamford also.

But anyway, this joke is dogshit and she's the first woman to win the funniest joke award since 2008. With that shit? It doesn't even really work.

Here's the competition. Weirdly the bottom three jokes are the three best ones.

The most British thing I've ever heard? A lady who said, "Well I'm sorry, but I don't apologise". (Liz Guterbock 41%);
Last year I had a great joke about inflation. But it's hardly worth it now. (Amos Gill 40%);
When women gossip we get called bitchy; but when men do it's called a podcast. (Sikisa 34%);
I thought I'd start off with a joke about The Titanic - just to break the ice. (Masai Graham 33%);
How do coeliac Germans greet each other? Gluten tag. (Frank Lavender 32%);
My friend got locked in a coffee place overnight. Now he only ever goes into Starbucks, not the rivals. He's Costa-phobic. (Roger Swift 29%);
I entered the "How not to surrender" competition and I won hands down. (Bennett Arron 29%);
Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch. (William Stone 28%);
My grandma describes herself as being in her "twilight years" which I love because they're great films. (Daniel Foxx 26%);

It's all mostly shit though.

Anyway, I always quite liked this routine by Sarah Kendall.


Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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