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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 10:14 - May 19 with 11456 viewsLeslie

She just wants to be friends
She just wants to be friends
Poor old spade face
He'll never get laid

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 11:43 - May 19 with 11419 viewsRockinEd

To the theme from Banana Splits...
Southampton La la la la
Southampton La la la la
A lot of people know the tune already and if not it can be picked up immediately as it's so simple and a very good hook.
Very very simple i know but is salt and shake ready to go and also because it's simple with not many syllables the volume that fans will be able to sing at will be at maximum so good for away fans. Another good thing... you can't fit the word Tottenham into it properly so can't be nic'd... They like savving our stuff... COYR.
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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 11:59 - May 19 with 11407 viewsClickInsect

To the tune of OPM - Heaven is a Half Pipe



If I die before I wake
At least I'll have never been a skate
Because we know it for a fact
We don't wear shellsuits or smoke crack

St Mary's is Heaven for Saints fans
We've Channon down the wing
Le Tissier scores the penalties
And away fans never sing!

If I die before I wake
At least I'll have never been a skate
Because we know it for a fact
We don't wear shellsuits or smoke crack

I think this will last through the years, as Skates haven't given up shellsuits and crack yet, so I assume it's a fixture.

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 12:03 - May 19 with 11402 viewsLeslie

Do do do do do do do do do do... Poor old spade face
X2

Body like Warwick Davis and a head like Russell grant
She always says "I can't"
She always says "I can't"
X2

He's got one tee shirt and he looks so rough
There's no chance he'll ever tuck into her muff

Do do do do do do.... Poor old spade face
X2

He picks her up and he drops her home
But there's no chance that she'll ever sit on his bone

Do do do do do.... Poor old spade face
X2

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 12:21 - May 19 with 11386 viewsLeslie

To Delilah

Luke Luke Luke Luke shaw
Luke Luke luke Luke shaw
Stay with saints and when you eventually score
We'll double your money and even pay you some more

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 12:31 - May 19 with 11373 viewsSPARTACUS

Poor ol' Leslie's
Not having a party
Spends him whole life
On the Ugly

please read all posts to the tune of 'Show me the way to Amarillo'
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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 12:38 - May 19 with 11350 viewsLeslie

He's ginger and speccy
His name is sparty
There's no chance he'll ever
Go to a party

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 12:40 - May 19 with 11347 viewsSPARTACUS

Oh Leslie, Leslie
Used to be Bombay but he's a dull c**t now

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 12:43 - May 19 with 11337 viewsLeslie

Complete nonsense

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 12:51 - May 19 with 11328 viewsSPARTACUS

SPARTACUS is having a party
Dune's not invited and nor is Leslie

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 12:58 - May 19 with 11321 viewshedgeend61

Top effort, only problem i can is our lot in the Northam may struggle with more than one verse!

Those lyrics also fit in with Madness Grey Day song.
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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 13:00 - May 19 with 11311 viewsSPARTACUS

Our lot in the Northam struggle with more than three or four words FFS

Jose Fonte Baby, Jose Fonte OOOOHHHH

LUUUUUKKE

STEEEEEEEVE

Oh Gaston Ramirez

Guly, Guly, Guly...

Da da da da Jay Rodriguez

It's really very inventive in there!

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 13:25 - May 19 with 11275 viewsaids_victim

He's the biggest thing on the net,
He makes all the women wet,
He loves to have a bet,
It's the man all men adore,
He'll beat you at connect 4,
What he says is the law,
You can't ask for any more,

IT'S AIDS, AIDS AIDS AIDS, HE'S THE GREATEST, HE WON £50 FOR WRITING THIS SONG,
HE'S THE BEST IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE WRONG.

AIDS ARMY, AIDS ARMY, AIDS ARMY, AIDS ARMY, AIDS ARMY

COMPETITIONWINNERAIDS xx

"Del_Bianco is a class act" - Aids (28/04/14)
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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 13:28 - May 19 with 11270 viewsDel_Bianco

He posts on saintsweb
He's posts in the UI
Del bianco is one hell of a guy

Part of A small, but perfectly formed nucleus of clueless c**ts bowling underarm, deludely thinking they're in the big leagues since December 2015
Poll: what do you prefer?

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 13:28 - May 19 with 11269 viewsDel_Bianco

He looks to the right
He looks to the right
Wangy eyes stuey his eyeballs are sh*te

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Poll: what do you prefer?

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 13:31 - May 19 with 11263 viewsDel_Bianco

FAO bradley

In your slough bedsit
You play with young boys
Flip burgers for a job
You never go out side coz you're such a f*cking slob

Part of A small, but perfectly formed nucleus of clueless c**ts bowling underarm, deludely thinking they're in the big leagues since December 2015
Poll: what do you prefer?

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 14:04 - May 19 with 11225 viewsaids_victim

Who's the man who the women love?

DEL

Who's the man who the men wish they were?

DEL

SINGTHISSONGTOTHETUNEOFSHAFTAIDS xx

"Del_Bianco is a class act" - Aids (28/04/14)
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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 14:36 - May 19 with 11200 viewsDel_Bianco

Who's that guy they call the aids?
Who's that man we all adore?
He's funny and he's great
Everyone wants him as a mate
Coz aids in the greatest on the inernezzz

Part of A small, but perfectly formed nucleus of clueless c**ts bowling underarm, deludely thinking they're in the big leagues since December 2015
Poll: what do you prefer?

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 14:39 - May 19 with 11196 viewsDel_Bianco

Denzil woooh woooh
He comes from Romsey
He's a ringer for plan b

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Poll: what do you prefer?

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 14:45 - May 19 with 11188 viewsDel_Bianco

Doc, doc whever you may be
You work in property in your adopted country
Pretending to bangers when you stole the prediction kitty
You've got more aliases than Walter Mitty

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Poll: what do you prefer?

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 15:08 - May 19 with 11172 viewsParanoidHemroid

You saves us from liquidation
Markus Liebherr
We'll always know that you saved the saints
Markus Liebherr
You'll always be a Southampton legend
Not like Gareth Bale

To the tune of The Ballad of Tom Jones

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 16:26 - May 19 with 11136 viewsTheFont

You know the tune - simple but passionate and easy to repeat.

The Saints are coming
The Saints are coming
It seems no matter what you do
The Saints are coming after you

Repeat

And end with THE SAAAIIINTS and give yourselves around of applause.
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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 20:18 - May 19 with 11057 viewsMooCowTheThird

Fook orf Pompey
Fook orf you inbred coonts
Fook orf you division four nobjockeys
Fook orf, Fook orf,
We are Premier League

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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 21:14 - May 19 with 11034 viewsdune

There's coonts to the left there's coonts to the riiiiiight we are Southampton it's all coonts in sight.

http://www.westmonster.com/
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£50 Up For Grabs For The Best New Saints Song Entry Thread on 23:55 - May 19 with 10972 viewsBoris_

You know what you wish
You know what you wisssssh
You wish you were me
Stu from the Romseeeeeeeeeeeey

Poll: Claude Puel

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