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Victor Meldrew Moment 14:36 - Mar 20 with 9190 viewsGretsch

Boring old day so my top ten niggles recently, whats yours ?

1. Play Dates - Where the fook did that come from ?? Going out to play, going down my mates/friends for goodness sake. Posh mothers eh!

2. Crossing the road diagonally on a cross roads with lights - Tufty sqirrel told me you have to cross at 90 degress even if it takes longer,

3. Roundabouts and Women - Inside lane, is for you - You are not entitled to swing into MY outside lane before you filter left.

4. Get your purse out, you kinow you have to pay.

5. Math - It's MATHS over here mun.

6. Trousers hanging down your arse - Dont want to see you pants mate, it's not fashion its your trousers around the crack of your arse.

7. People who wont let you take a chair in a pub as their missus is coming, and sit there alone all night.

8. Screaming banshees of women in pubs, who always say "ahh I'm the crazy one I am" - If you got to tell me you are, your not.

9. Facebook - Liking, your likes etc.

10. Facebook post " Will you like these heroes, if you dont your a bastard". No I wont like it cos you said to, I'll put money in a box or buy a band, will you.
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Victor Meldrew Moment on 14:49 - Mar 20 with 4565 viewsDarran

Are you on your period Gretschy?
(I know what you mean though)

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 14:51 - Mar 20 with 4559 viewsGretsch

Just so busy in work Darr, had to have something to entertain myself.

But someone did just try to cut me at a roundabout.
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Victor Meldrew Moment on 14:55 - Mar 20 with 4555 viewsNogginthenog

Religious zealots,

Potholes the depth of a fathom,

Japanese Knotweed,

People throwing litter from vehicles (you know who you are!)

Americans

Chancellors of the Exchequer

Politicians of all persuasions

Little sauce sachets or pots from a dispensing pump

People who say your instead of you're and should of instead of should have

That'll do for starters
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Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:04 - Mar 20 with 4537 viewsjackportis

Devs acting on corrie, tom jones nana style perm grey rinse and him exaggerating his welshness, how schooling in the 80s failed kids and employed idiots, why the nit explorer was stopped and nits is on the rise, smelly people. Who brought that old bloke to a match last year in the capital one first round he stank and spoilt the game,

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:10 - Mar 20 with 4521 viewsswanny

no one's mentioned foreigners yet...

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:13 - Mar 20 with 4515 viewsJoe_bradshaw

Yeah they have - Americans.

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:21 - Mar 20 with 4501 viewsswanny

good point, although I have just spent a day in the company of some VERY LOUD French people......SHOUTY SHOUTY

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:27 - Mar 20 with 4488 viewsperchrockjack

Smoking especially cannabis users
Drunks
litter
jellyfish
dog shite
horse shite
human shithouses
Empty houses
garden hoses
I pads

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:35 - Mar 20 with 4478 viewsDarran

What's wrong witness an iPad?
Can't use one isi?

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:51 - Mar 20 with 4466 viewsperchrockjack

meant I pod.kill conversation

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:54 - Mar 20 with 4460 viewsDarran

Fair point.

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:54 - Mar 20 with 4460 viewsMrSwerve

From the original post, and as a Maths lecturer, I can definitely say that students saying 'Math' gets on my nerves. Must be an 'Americanised' thing, but it's become far more popular the past few years.

Also, pronouncing 'Sine' as 'Sin'. Grr.

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 15:56 - Mar 20 with 4455 viewsDarran

When youngsters deliberately walk across a road slowly so you have to slow down,you should be allowed to run the c*nts over.

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 16:14 - Mar 20 with 4439 viewsBaker

C*nts who use 'pay at the pump' at petrol stations and then still go into the shop to buy something.

THEY NEED TO DIE, RIGHT NOW!

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 16:34 - Mar 20 with 4419 viewspansypants

Self service tills - so many issues , but lately they still ask you how many bags you used even after you touched the option "brought own bag".

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 16:38 - Mar 20 with 4410 viewsMrSwerve

Ha, that bothered me when I was in Tesco earlier funnily enough.

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 16:39 - Mar 20 with 4405 viewsllangyfelach

* Bullying
* Barbara Windsor
* The bingo advert with Barbara Windsor
* Any repeated Carry On Film starring Barbara Windsor
* Repeats of Eastenders with Barbara Windsor
* Pr*cks who stay in the outside lane when there are roadworks and try and dart in last minute - after 10 hours on a computer in the office I'll gladly sacrifice my right wing and bumper you c*nts
* People who don't indicate - aye, cos my Derren Brown starter kit works perfectly you c*nt
* Microsoft Excel
* Personal Development Plans / SMART Objectives

F*CK OFF

Leave me alone, I'm 40

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 17:20 - Mar 20 with 4375 viewspansypants

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 18:19 - Mar 20 with 4348 views1983

White chips from the chippy


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Victor Meldrew Moment on 18:39 - Mar 20 with 4324 viewsjackharris

Some things that are cooking my suede...

1) People who now write or say 'Mom' for Mam or Mum.
2) The fact we don't have winter anymore just a rainy season.
3) Men and Women who are rich and famous for being Bimbos and have f*ck all in talent.
4) Swansea City Centre's traffic system.
5) No train station at the Liberty.
6) Swansea City in the 2nd half of matches.
7) All the people I looked up to as a kid in the 80's being f*cking dirty pervs.
8) Bands that just don't know when to f*ck off and retire.
9) Watching programs on ITV and having more adverts than actual TV programs. And to make it worse put adverts on when teams are in the process of scoring.
10) F*ck all manufacturing in the UK.
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Victor Meldrew Moment on 18:41 - Mar 20 with 4318 viewsJackfath

People who threaten others on the internet

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 18:44 - Mar 20 with 4308 views1983

7) Hmmmmmm tell us more?


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Victor Meldrew Moment on 18:47 - Mar 20 with 4299 viewsNogginthenog

LOL
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Victor Meldrew Moment on 18:51 - Mar 20 with 4293 viewsDyfnant

I saw some twunt stop on a mini roundabout earlier and flash another car out, not the first time I've seen this either

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Victor Meldrew Moment on 09:47 - Mar 21 with 4197 viewsperchrockjack

nowt wrong with Bab ` s boobs. If they were good enough for R

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