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Christmas TV 17:24 - Dec 24 with 11689 viewspaulparker

This has to be the worst year ever , absolute sh1te

michael f***ing mcintyre. He's as funny as a rectal prolapse.

BBC1
3.00pm The King's Christmas Broadcast
3.10pm Film : Aladdin (2019) Première
5.10pm Strictly Come Dancing Christmas Special
6.25pm Michael McIntyre's Christmas Wheel
7.25pm Ghosts Christmas Special
7.55pm Call the Midwife Christmas Special
9.25pm EastEnders
10.25pm Mrs Brown's Boys Christmas Special
10.55pm BBC News, Weather
11.15pm On Christmas Night
11.20pm The Vicar of Dibley (Repeat)
12.05am Film : When Harry Met Sally (1989)

ITV

6.00pm Emmerdale
7.00pm Coronation Street
8.00pm Ant & Dec's Limitless Win Christmas Special
9.05pm Doc Martin Christmas Special
10.35pm ITV News and Weather
10.45pm Film : Love Actually (2003)



And Bowles is onside, Swinburne has come rushing out of his goal , what can Bowles do here , onto the left foot no, on to the right foot That’s there that’s two, and that’s Bowles Brian Moore

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Christmas TV on 17:33 - Dec 24 with 7199 viewsQPRSteve

They manage to plumb the depths even further every year.
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Christmas TV on 17:40 - Dec 24 with 7182 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Christmas TV on 17:33 - Dec 24 by QPRSteve

They manage to plumb the depths even further every year.


Yes to the posts above me!

A few years back, my family and I took such a view about the offerings on TV, that we decided to play board games. Turns out, it was a brilliant move, that is more entertaining than the TV.

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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Christmas TV on 17:49 - Dec 24 with 7155 viewsstevec

Caught a section of planes, trains on Channel 5 this afternoon.

They cut out all the dialogue in the car hire scene and butchered the Steve Martin getting picked up by his nuts scene. Crying out loud funny back in the day. Not any more apparently.
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Christmas TV on 17:57 - Dec 24 with 7132 viewsNorthernr

Christmas TV on 17:49 - Dec 24 by stevec

Caught a section of planes, trains on Channel 5 this afternoon.

They cut out all the dialogue in the car hire scene and butchered the Steve Martin getting picked up by his nuts scene. Crying out loud funny back in the day. Not any more apparently.


Yeh we did the same but then realised it was the pre watershed cut and stuck the DVD on instead. It’s weird the stuff them seem unsuitable in that film - they cut the Jamaican rum line in the motel, presumably because he does the accent! Just show it after 9pm if you’re going to show it.

“Another couple of balls and an extra set of fingers” gets cut which is tantamount to vandalism.

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Christmas TV on 18:14 - Dec 24 with 7083 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Christmas TV on 17:57 - Dec 24 by Northernr

Yeh we did the same but then realised it was the pre watershed cut and stuck the DVD on instead. It’s weird the stuff them seem unsuitable in that film - they cut the Jamaican rum line in the motel, presumably because he does the accent! Just show it after 9pm if you’re going to show it.

“Another couple of balls and an extra set of fingers” gets cut which is tantamount to vandalism.

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“Another couple of balls and an extra set of fingers” gets cut which is tantamount to vandalism

Glad to read you’re enjoying Bangkok, but do try to see more than Patpong Road!

'Always In Motion' by John Honney available on amazon.co.uk
Poll: Who should do the Birmingham Frederick?

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Christmas TV on 19:28 - Dec 24 with 6960 viewsManinBlack

This is what your TV licence pays for these days. I have been forced to watch That's TV for a dose of Alf Garnett, Cribbens, the Goodies and Benny Hill.
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Christmas TV on 19:32 - Dec 24 with 6945 viewsbosh67

All I can say is thank God for porn on the internet!

Never knowingly right.
Poll: How long before new signings become quivering wrecks of the players they were?

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Christmas TV on 19:41 - Dec 24 with 6907 viewsBoston

Christmas TV on 19:32 - Dec 24 by bosh67

All I can say is thank God for porn on the internet!


Oh, what are you in?

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Christmas TV on 20:15 - Dec 24 with 6817 viewsLowerloftLad

Christmas TV on 19:41 - Dec 24 by Boston

Oh, what are you in?


They keep producing rubbish like Mrs browns boys or tv Christmas specials with Greg Wallace and his adventures of watching paint dry in a factory in grimsby.

Then wonder why tv viewing figures are decreasing year on year.

Ohhhhhh bobby zamora

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Christmas TV on 20:51 - Dec 24 with 6714 viewscolinallcars

TV lowers people's standards I feel.
My brother-in-law, who is as thick as mince, watches TV all day every day. He has the opinion that if something's not on “telly”, it can't be any good.
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Christmas TV on 20:51 - Dec 24 with 6715 viewsozexile

What's happened to Eastenders? Admittedly it was 20 odd years ago since I've been home for Christmas but that use to be on a lot earlier on the day. Now it's shifted to 9.30?
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Christmas TV on 21:58 - Dec 24 with 6631 viewsNorthernr

Christmas TV on 20:51 - Dec 24 by ozexile

What's happened to Eastenders? Admittedly it was 20 odd years ago since I've been home for Christmas but that use to be on a lot earlier on the day. Now it's shifted to 9.30?


Maybe Phil’s drunk again? Or is Kat back?
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Christmas TV on 22:49 - Dec 24 with 6556 viewsted_hendrix

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

– Groucho Marx

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Christmas TV on 22:49 - Dec 24 with 6547 viewsBoston

Christmas TV on 21:58 - Dec 24 by Northernr

Maybe Phil’s drunk again? Or is Kat back?


Indeed, Kat got her kit back.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Christmas TV on 23:03 - Dec 24 with 6530 viewscolinallcars

Christmas TV on 22:49 - Dec 24 by ted_hendrix

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”

– Groucho Marx


Going off on a tangent Ted, as mentioned in a completely different thead - I got my new Fender Player Strat today. Three tone sunburst, very well made. Easy to play even for a tenth rater like me.
Good range of tones but perhaps not quite the glassy sound of my 70s model.
Maybe I'll achieve that with a bit of fiddling around.
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Christmas TV on 23:19 - Dec 24 with 6512 viewsted_hendrix

Christmas TV on 23:03 - Dec 24 by colinallcars

Going off on a tangent Ted, as mentioned in a completely different thead - I got my new Fender Player Strat today. Three tone sunburst, very well made. Easy to play even for a tenth rater like me.
Good range of tones but perhaps not quite the glassy sound of my 70s model.
Maybe I'll achieve that with a bit of fiddling around.


I've got the American Vintage 11 series which was bloody expensive; original 57 pups and a solid ash body in off white, It is extremely heavy but beautiful to look at and the playability is exceptional.
I was strumming and riffing It today through my Fender Pro Junior vintage tweed (all valve) and then my Vox AC15C all valve (tube driven tremolo and reverb) amps; tone and volume, tone and volume keep fiddling with the tone and volume.
I'm chuffed to bits for you mate.

Hey Joe.


My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Christmas TV on 23:19 - Dec 24 with 6511 viewsozexile

Christmas TV on 23:03 - Dec 24 by colinallcars

Going off on a tangent Ted, as mentioned in a completely different thead - I got my new Fender Player Strat today. Three tone sunburst, very well made. Easy to play even for a tenth rater like me.
Good range of tones but perhaps not quite the glassy sound of my 70s model.
Maybe I'll achieve that with a bit of fiddling around.


Wonderful. I'm off to the boxing day sales tomorrow I think one of those or a PRS Silver sky could be coming home with me.
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Christmas TV on 23:24 - Dec 24 with 6497 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Poor ol' Mortimer and Whitehouse have lost their mojo as well.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll: Player of the Year (so far)

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Christmas TV on 23:30 - Dec 24 with 6491 viewsToast_R

It's always been shit though really. Since they wrapped up OFAH there's been nothing worth making plans for on Xmas day.
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Christmas TV on 00:36 - Dec 25 with 6409 viewskensalriser

Christmas TV on 21:58 - Dec 24 by Northernr

Maybe Phil’s drunk again? Or is Kat back?


Guaranteed there'll be a massive barney or some kind of death or disaster. I know this not because I've watched it in the last several decades, but because I occasionally catch the trailers.

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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Christmas TV on 10:59 - Dec 25 with 6132 viewscolinallcars

As shepherds watched their flocks by night, all watching BBC,
An angel of the Lord came down, and switched to ITV.
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Christmas TV on 11:49 - Dec 25 with 6029 viewsNorthernr

Christmas TV on 00:36 - Dec 25 by kensalriser

Guaranteed there'll be a massive barney or some kind of death or disaster. I know this not because I've watched it in the last several decades, but because I occasionally catch the trailers.


We actually stuck it on last year or year before having not watched for 20 years and wouldn’t you just know it Phil had fallen off the wagon and Sharon had been putting it about a bit.
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Christmas TV on 12:36 - Dec 25 with 5928 viewsSuperhoops2808

Anything with Jane McDonald or Susan Calman is my worst nightmare for Christmas TV. I detest those two!!!
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Christmas TV on 12:55 - Dec 25 with 5895 viewsqpr_1968

no top of the pops? christ, it has gone to the dogs.

Poll: how many games this season....home/away.

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Christmas TV on 18:29 - Dec 25 with 5647 viewsLogman

Comes to something when the choice is so bad that the best option is to watch repeats of repeats on Dave which have been on every bloody day of the year.
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