Limericks. 17:25 - Jul 26 with 1521 views | MorrisD52 | I love Limericks Epitaphs Epigrams etc a few of my favourites below Here lies the bones of Elizabeth Charlotte Born a virgin died a harlot She was aye a virgin at seventeen A remarkable thing in Aberdeen There was an old man who averred He had learned how to fly like a bird Cheered by thousands of people He leapt from the steeple The tomb states the date it occurred He was rich and old and she Was thirty two of thirty three She gave him fifteen years to live The only thing she meant to give Doctor Bell fell down the well And broke his collar-bone Doctors should attend the sick And leave the well alone There was a fair maid of Ostend Who thought she would hold out to the end But half way over Twixt Calais and Dover She did what she didn't intend | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Limericks. on 17:30 - Jul 26 with 1503 views | SimplyNico | Indeed. There are some great ones. There was a young nympho from Dallas Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus They found her v agina In North Carolina And her 'rsole at Buckingham Palace [Post edited 26 Jul 2021 17:31]
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Limericks. on 17:47 - Jul 26 with 1456 views | Ashdown_Ranger |
Limericks. on 17:30 - Jul 26 by SimplyNico | Indeed. There are some great ones. There was a young nympho from Dallas Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus They found her v agina In North Carolina And her 'rsole at Buckingham Palace [Post edited 26 Jul 2021 17:31]
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That 'rsole at Buckingham Palace made something of a recovery... became best chums with a convicted sex offender, enjoyed straightforward shooting weekends and loved Pizza Express in Woking. I think eating all that pizza made him an even bigger 'rsole, and he's a bit of a lard-arse these days. | ![](/images/avatars/14432.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Limericks. on 17:48 - Jul 26 with 1455 views | ted_hendrix | "A circus performer named Brian, Once smiled as he rode on a lion. They came back from the ride, But with Brian inside, And the smile on the face of the lion." | ![](/images/avatars/1438.gif) |
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Limericks. on 18:42 - Jul 26 with 1404 views | Match82 |
Limericks. on 17:47 - Jul 26 by Ashdown_Ranger | That 'rsole at Buckingham Palace made something of a recovery... became best chums with a convicted sex offender, enjoyed straightforward shooting weekends and loved Pizza Express in Woking. I think eating all that pizza made him an even bigger 'rsole, and he's a bit of a lard-arse these days. |
Graphic limerick, but doesn't rhyme 2/10 | ![](/images/avatars/1392.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Limericks. on 18:48 - Jul 26 with 1388 views | Sonofpugwash | There was a young lady from Horton Who had one long breast and a short 'un To make up for that She had a large pr*t And a fart like a 500 Norton. | ![](/images/avatars/28347.gif) |
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Limericks. on 19:00 - Jul 26 with 1366 views | QPRSteve | A man had been asked to give an after dinner speech and was worried about how to start it. His mate told him the best wat to start was by telling a joke or a funny story to get the audience on his side. Not to dirty because the audience was likely to be mixed company and not to clean because that would be boring. It just so happened that he knew a limerick that fit the bill. It went like this: The was a young mand called Skinner Who took a young lady to dinner By a quarter to nine they had started to dine By a quarter to ten it was in her The dinner, not Skinner The day of the speech came and our man found himself on a dining table on a stage looking out at a see of faces. Naturally he became a bit nervous and started knocking back the booze and because he was the guest speaker the waiters get topping him up. By the time he got up to do his speech he was somewhat inebriated. “I’d like to start my talk with a limerick I was told the other day, hic. It goes like this: The was a young man called Tucker Who took a young woman to supper By a quarter to nine they had started to dine By a quarter to ten it was up her Not Tucker, some other fücker. Skinner I think his name was | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Limericks. on 19:57 - Jul 26 with 1331 views | enfieldargh | There was an old woman from Neath Who sat on her false pair of teeth She said with a start Oh Lord bless my heart I've bitten myself underneath Think I read this when I was about 6 and have no idea why I can remember it | ![](/images/avatars/1310.gif) |
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