| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 772018 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:23 - Sep 14 with 3247 views | Esox_Lucius |
When my grandad died he left me a nice sum in his will.
It was 4x the square root of 315 ÷ the year of Philip of Spains death. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:22 - Sep 16 with 2946 views | Esox_Lucius |
I went for a job at a fishmongers. The owner said I could have the job if I could name 3 fish beginning with 'K'. I said 'Killer shark, king haddock and Kilmarnock'. He said 'Kilmarnock?'.
I said 'yes it’s a plaice in Scotland'.... | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:25 - Sep 17 with 2678 views | Esox_Lucius |
What is the only hospital department named for a beast of burden?
ER. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 09:24 - Sep 23 with 2267 views | johann28 |
St. Peter and Satan were having an argument about the outcome of a recent Championship game. Satan proposed they settle the argument by hosting their own game, but insisted that the match be played on neutral ground.
“Ok,” said Peter, the gatekeeper of Heaven. “But it's only fair to remind you that we’ve got most of the best players AND the best coaches.”
“ Yeah yeah,” Satan answered unperturbed. “And I might remind YOU that we’ve got all the referees.” |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 17:50 - Sep 24 with 1995 views | Sonofpugwash |
Is Starmer the wurst PM in history?
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:54 - Sep 24 with 1898 views | Lblock |
| Corny Joke Warning on 17:50 - Sep 24 by Sonofpugwash |
Is Starmer the wurst PM in history?
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Proved he loves a few porkies this early in his term |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 22:18 - Sep 24 with 1775 views | qprphil |
A young kid comes home from primary school.
His mother isn't happy as the school has been on the phone.
They want me to come in as you said the dreadful C word she says.
It wasn't clever was it she says.
No says the kid, it was cu-nt.! | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:30 - Sep 25 with 1535 views | Esox_Lucius |
I bought a bungalow this week, I originally wanted a house but that's another storey. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:09 - Sep 25 with 1374 views | pragueranger |
I hear that they ran out of sausages and cheese yesterday at Oktoberfest.
It was a wurst kase scenario. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 23:14 - Sep 25 with 1277 views | bosh67 |
| Corny Joke Warning on 17:50 - Sep 24 by Sonofpugwash |
Is Starmer the wurst PM in history?
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The two sausage solution. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:49 - Sep 26 with 1056 views | Esox_Lucius |
I just had to stop my dog humping a cabbage. He must have thought it was a Collie. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:33 - Sep 27 with 817 views | Sonofpugwash |
Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Aye"
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'
Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”
Englishman: Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Welshman: (look of shock)
Englishman: Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
Welshman: (Look of total disbelief!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”
Englishman: "Hey horse how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
Welshman: (Look of total amazement!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "That sheep's a fukking liar!! | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 13:16 - Sep 29 with 571 views | Esox_Lucius |
A local man was in court this week charged with masturbating dogs in public. In his summing up the magistrate told him that he was disgusting and asked how low could you get?
Dachshunds M'lud was his response. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:09 - Sep 30 with 277 views | Esox_Lucius |
I have been developing a light aircraft made out of chocolate, I am going to call it an Aero Plane. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:27 - Sep 30 with 189 views | radfords |
Stretching the topic but for fans of Top Cat or (boss cat)
Spook : Man, ain't this heat a gas?
Top Cat : Where were you?
Spook : Like, I was making the public library scene.
Top Cat : *You* were reading a book?
Spook : Well, like, I was faking it, but this book is so far out, I got hooked. What a crazy, mixed-up story.
Choo Choo : What was it about, Spook?
Spook : Well, it starts out about an aardvark and ends up with everybody playing the xylophone.
Top Cat : What's it called?
Spook : Under a Bridge with Dick and Harry.
Top Cat : Under a Bridge with Dick and Harry? Let me see that.
[looks at the book]
Top Cat : That's "Unabridged Dictionary"! What's the matter with you? That's nothing but words!
Spook : Oh, I thought it was kinda freeform | | | |
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