Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 754916 views | Boston | What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive? A Volts Wagon. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 08:57 - Sep 27 with 10559 views | horshamHoop | I once had a girlfriend called Gemma Pell Boy did she have trouble introducing herself in France | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 11:19 - Sep 27 with 10518 views | Esox_Lucius | Little Ray was sat in class being taught English. Teacher: "Would someone like to give me a sentence using the word contagious?, how about you Ray?" Ray: "We had a decorator come around to paint the walls of our house; he used a 1" paintbrush, it took the contagious" | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 16:35 - Sep 27 with 10468 views | Esox_Lucius | Q. What is black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre. | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 17:30 - Sep 27 with 10453 views | Trom | The'res a new craze in Yorkshire of liquidising ecstasy and injecting into your mouth. They're calling it eeh by gum | ![](/images/avatars/1415.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 00:31 - Sep 28 with 10367 views | Boston | What's the most popular tea in Broadmoor? Insanity. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 07:44 - Sep 28 with 10329 views | ade_qpr | Old people poke me at weddings and tell me "your next". So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. | ![](/images/avatars/3951.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 07:46 - Sep 28 with 10328 views | ade_qpr | A naked woman robs a bank. Nobody could remember her face. | ![](/images/avatars/3951.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 09:46 - Sep 28 with 10298 views | BathRanger | Bloke gets a job as an apprentice at a butchers. On his first day the butcher gives him a big knife and a large piece of meat and says "Do you have any idea how to cut this up?" "Not really," replies the apprentice, "but I'll have a stab at it." | ![](/images/avatars/1407.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) | Login to get fewer ads
Corny Joke Warning on 09:52 - Sep 28 with 10287 views | Galileo | First bloke : Took the wife to the West Indies for a holiday Second bloke : Jamaica ? First bloke : No, it was her idea ! | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 10:01 - Sep 28 with 10276 views | Esox_Lucius | I have made a list of the top 5 invisible things. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 10:10 - Sep 28 with 10265 views | Esox_Lucius | A crane fly just flew into my wall and exploded. Turns out it was a jihadi long legs | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 11:22 - Sep 28 with 10245 views | ade_qpr | 7pm I get a SMS from my girlfriend : Me or the football? 10pm I SMS my girlfriend : You of course. | ![](/images/avatars/3951.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 11:34 - Sep 28 with 10237 views | Esox_Lucius | My wife and I are getting fed up with this guy randomly leaping out from under the table, raising a glass of sherry and saying "Here's to you both, long may you live and prosper". Maybe a pop-up toaster wasn't such a good idea after all!!.. | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 13:51 - Sep 28 with 10189 views | ade_qpr | Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. | ![](/images/avatars/3951.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 01:41 - Sep 29 with 10100 views | Boston | When does Friday come before Thursday? In a dictionary. Whoops, quick edit! [Post edited 29 Sep 2018 11:12]
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Corny Joke Warning on 15:32 - Sep 29 with 10035 views | johncharles | Don’t buy trousers in Russia because Chernobyl fall out | ![](/images/avatars/13091.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 11:02 - Sep 30 with 9939 views | Esox_Lucius | Boston airport authority found over 200 dead crows on a road near the airport, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorries , while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. The airport then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of lorry kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", none could shout "Lorry." | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 14:30 - Sep 30 with 9886 views | Boston | What's the best thing about having sex with 29 year olds? There are twenty of 'em. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 19:35 - Sep 30 with 9839 views | Boston | Why d'ya never see elephants hiding in trees? They're very good at it. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 11:47 - Oct 1 with 9791 views | Esox_Lucius | I have just been put on the Adam Ant diet by my doctor. They gave me a hand out to go with it and all it said was... "Don't chew ever, don't chew ever, don't chew ever..." | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 19:39 - Oct 2 with 9641 views | Esox_Lucius | I went to the sperm donor clinic this afternoon and after being shown to a cubicle the nurse asked me to masturbate in the cup. I had to be honest with her, I don't don't think I am ready to do this competitively yet. | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 19:47 - Oct 2 with 9633 views | Esox_Lucius | I got pulled over in my car by a police woman and after indicating for me to wind down my window she asked "Do you know why I have stopped you sir?" I replied with "To give me a blow job?" She stared stonily at me and said "Alright sir, step out of the car facing me and put your hands above your head slowly" "I bloody knew it!" I exclaimed. | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 01:08 - Oct 3 with 9537 views | Boston | I tried my hand at that water polo once y'know Unfortunately my horse drowned. | ![](/images/avatars/0.gif) |
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Corny Joke Warning on 14:30 - Sep 30 by Boston | What's the best thing about having sex with 29 year olds? There are twenty of 'em. |
Sorry Boston, but that's just f*cking sick. Shame on you. | ![](/images/avatars/14432.gif) | | ![](/images/icons/ignore-user.png) |
Corny Joke Warning on 19:33 - Oct 4 with 9354 views | Esox_Lucius | I lost my dog in the park the other day, I looked around for a while but couldn't find it. My mate said I should have looked harder, so I shaved my head and got a tattoo but still couldn't find it. | ![](/images/avatars/9990.gif) |
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