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I have some awkward news. Since you have been in a coma, there has been a relatively popular cartoon series created where the lead character shares your name.
I do hope this doesn't come as a shock to you. If it causes undue distress, I suggest you consult a lawyer.
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Just woken up from a coma... on 21:20 - May 19 with 5793 views
A film called The 4 Year Plan started filming but it hasn't been completed yet.
We bought a fellow called Charlie Austin and everyone said at the time that he was going to be a right problem. Turns out he's a model professional and since you have been unconscious he's scored all but 3 of the goals we've scored.
Not much else.
Oh, apart from the fact that despite passing away in 2012 the late actor, Michael Clarke Duncan has been appointed as manager.
A young star in the earliest phase of its life has erupted after gobbling up gas and dust, and appears to be the earliest such burst ever recorded. The eruption was first recognized in 2014, when astronomer Nelly the elephant, who had just graduated from the University of Toledo in Ohio with her bachelor’s degree, noticed an object in her data that was brightening dramatically over time. The finding not only marks the earliest eruption ever recorded but also sheds light on how stars grow to be so massive so quickly,
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
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Just woken up from a coma... on 22:37 - May 19 with 5522 views
Well there a Moroccan guy who was amazing until he discovered pies, shishas and the bus home from Fulham and then there's the £200m. Apart from that, no you haven't missed much.
We've had about 57 managers and 812 players since, spent about £400 million and gave Loftus rd a lick of paint. Oh and we've Won at Wembley and been promoted to the premier league twice.
Occasional providers of half decent House music.
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Just woken up from a coma... on 01:43 - May 20 with 5306 views
Briatore left QPR in 2013 to become the new leader of North Korea. QPR were shipped over to play in the new K-League as NK Rangers, winning the league in their first season after their nearest rivals were executed by submarine in a cup game for having the wrong haircuts.
That said, some of our success came from the shrewd managership of Shaun Wright-Phillips who became QPR's most successful manager of all time with his 'dream team' coaching staff of Karl Ready, Steve Morrow and Tony Scully.
Conversely, Chelsea barely survived the decade after being merged with Stoke in a move unpopular with both sets of fans. The West London Potters are now floating around the bottom of the Conference. John Terry took it particularly hard and was last seen in the Kings Road sucking off members of So Solid Crew for crack rocks.
So Solid Crew having reformed after the global success Shabazz Baidoo had bringing back the 'grime' genre with his international hit single 'Stab a Bitch in Her Bitch Face' (ft. DJ Whimsy).
Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.
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Just woken up from a coma... on 10:15 - May 20 with 5040 views