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Reply		Christmas Games a great test
at 23:32 23 Dec 2024

You should have put the word out about this earlier. The wonderful travelling Rs fans could have gone en masse to Swansea in full Sgt. Pepper’s gear singing after the win, I have to admit it’s getting better, a little better all the time!
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Reply		Christmas Games a great test
at 22:14 23 Dec 2024

Boxing Day Christmas Game

Successful QPR pass - eat a twiglet
Unsuccessful QPR pass - eat 2 twiglets

Nardi makes save or Rs outfield player executes successful tackle - eat one or two mince pies (depending on size)

QPR throw-in or corner won - eat a roast potato
Any resulting foul throw-ins or failure to beat the first man - regurgitate the roast potato

QPR hit the woodwork - pour a small measure of port into your ear
Any other QPR attempt on goal - drink a single whiskey
QPR score - drink a double whiskey
Opposition score - drink a double whiskey
QPR go into a two goal lead - eat a swan

Commentator uses the phrase “forced turnover” - mash a mince pie into your forehead and cheeks then smear it with double cream - even better brandy cream

QPR yellow card - drink a shot of Malibu at room temperature
QPR red card - drink a double shot of Malibu at room temperature

Any stoppages to the game, injury or water breaks - drink as much beer/ wine/ port/ sherry as you can manage without stopping during the interlude

QPR win - go fcuking mental with whatever you’ve got left over starting with the Sherry trifle

Merry Xmas all xxx
[Post edited 23 Dec 22:22]
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Reply		New Year transfer window rumours
at 20:54 23 Dec 2024

Direct descendant of Marco Polo
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Reply		Cook?
at 16:00 23 Dec 2024

A soft tissue injury? Just what was he doing with that roll of Andrex!?
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Reply		My Manor, Your Manor...
at 14:34 23 Dec 2024

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogogarywaddock
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Reply		My Manor, Your Manor...
at 11:41 23 Dec 2024

Bradley Orrpington
Gary Phnom Penrice
The Turks & Caikos Buzsaky Islands
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Reply		My Manor, Your Manor...
at 00:54 23 Dec 2024



In the Irish Cisse
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Reply		My Manor, Your Manor...
at 00:01 23 Dec 2024

Mike Pinner
Ian Holloway
Brett Angell-Islington
Jude the Catford
Harrison Ashby-de-la-Zouch
[Post edited 23 Dec 0:48]
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Reply		Extended highlights QPR 2 Preston 1
at 22:28 22 Dec 2024

I hope it includes the Dunne Morgan PNE keeper water-gate scenes.
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Reply		are women stronger than men...
at 21:33 22 Dec 2024

Top research Gus but here’s another scenario - what if they didn’t fight and instead made love - sweet sweet love. Their offspring could very much look like this …



(Pantsalot - artist’s impression)
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Reply		are women stronger than men...
at 16:21 22 Dec 2024

Who would win in a fight - Ocelot or Pangolin?
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Reply		QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 01:28 22 Dec 2024

Crikey one of the best Christmas nights at Loftus Road … the second half performance and the vibe leaving the ground was something else and you complain about hitting the woodwork … what it must be like to be near you at a game
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Reply		Jimmy Dunne
at 23:33 21 Dec 2024

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Reply		QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 12:26 21 Dec 2024

Come on Ewe BahRs!



5 (FIVE!) days without a beer - I may be visiting a few BahRs today 😜
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Reply		QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 11:09 21 Dec 2024

”Got a good feeling about this one.”

From the LFW Glossary of Doom page 117
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Reply		QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 21:44 20 Dec 2024

Was just about to reply the same!

Ewe what!?

🐑
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Reply		(F)Arsenal
at 14:32 20 Dec 2024

You may be confusing the U18s (Youth Cup team) with the Development Squad. There is a bit of crossover between the two but I don't think any of the U18s are near the first team right now.

Anyway let’s stick to the point - Nick Hornby is an overrated talentless fcuker who couldn’t write a Christmas card let alone a decent novel.
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Thread		(F)Arsenal
at 14:08 20 Dec 2024

I’m assuming it’s Arsenal’s decision to arrange the 4th Round FA Youth Cup Tie with the Rs for Saturday 18th January. 5pm KO.

On the same day QPR first XI play away at Plymouth at 12.30 (Plymouth to Boring Wood in 2 hours for kick off?)

The disdain they show for their own supporters and youth players is even worse - the Arsenal first XI are at home to Villa at 5.30.

Why not play the game midweek like most clubs do? I was expecting the game to be at Boreham Wood which it is and with a bit of PR they could have got a decent crowd along.

I thought I’d accepted that money had fcuked everything up and I’m surprised I’m incensed by this. Clueless body-trafficking puppy-farm visit-Rwandacorporate-entity excuse of a football club.

AFC - Absolute Fcuking C****

https://www.qpr.co.uk/news/2024/december/20/fa-youth-cup-date-confirmed/
[Post edited 20 Dec 16:22]
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Reply		Friday Choons - Anything Goes
at 11:46 20 Dec 2024



My default setting for an FCAG. Love this tune even with the dodgy middle 8/ solo*

*Moonlight shadow being run over by an ice cream van
[Post edited 20 Dec 11:50]
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Reply		QPR v Not Preston again Match Thread
at 11:12 20 Dec 2024

Great knowledge - I’d heard of Glossop and Dundee but Farnborough is a new one on me. There’s also a North End FC - from Glasgow (?) but they could be called Northend FC - not 100 % on them.

Glossop North End had one season in Division One in 1898/99 (pre-VAR!) which makes Glossop the smallest town to be represented in the top flight.
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