| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW 09:03 - Sep 13 with 9329 views | WokingR |
There's 3 I use that make me laugh and think of this site every time.
1. On the morning of the play off final, someone had posted how nervous he was and that he'd been to the loo 3 times already.
The instant response to this, "Top triple shitting Mickey"
Got to use this this morning as my very nervous daughter left for her 1st ever day at work.
2. "Thicker than Pavarotti's shit on boxing day"
3. And finally, Toboboly gave me "Spiderman" in reference to decorating a ladies face like a plasterers bucket.
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:27 - Sep 13 with 2621 views | ted_hendrix |
Read anyone of Discodroids posts for new sayings, and I mean anyone of them. |  |
| My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. |
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:42 - Sep 13 with 2584 views | Superhoop83 |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:27 - Sep 13 by ted_hendrix |
Read anyone of Discodroids posts for new sayings, and I mean anyone of them. |
Especially the ones involving the brother-in-law who supports West Ham. |  |
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:44 - Sep 13 with 2578 views | slmrstid |
"Absolute brass fanny of it"
And...
"Get in the fkn sea"
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 18:40 - Sep 13 with 2509 views | essextaxiboy |
Thunderbastard ..a rather hard shot .. |  | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 19:30 - Sep 13 with 2449 views | GloryHunter |
"Runs like a removal man carrying a fridge" |  | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 19:56 - Sep 13 with 2418 views | kensalriser |
Happy clappers is my favourite but that's because I coined it and I don't have much to be egotistical about. |  |
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 23:13 - Sep 13 with 2309 views | Loftgirl |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 16:56 - Sep 13 by Esox_Lucius |
No it is a pop up book. |
Are the pages stuck together? |  | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 23:26 - Sep 13 with 2293 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
Hugilled. |  |
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 20:55 - Sep 14 with 2167 views | Dorse |
Boils my piss (Norf)
Bummed in the gob (Bluce)
Roughcut twiglets (Disco from a harrowing Robert Dyas montage) |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 22:05 - Sep 14 with 2106 views | plasmahoop |
Not really a favourite, but one I remember was something along the lines of, would rather give John Prescott a rim job after an afternoons gardening in 35 degree heat. |  | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 03:38 - Sep 15 with 2064 views | B_Wad |
Sporting Huddersfield |  | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 06:48 - Sep 15 with 2017 views | GroveR |
Leaders of the Justice League. |  | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:56 - Sep 15 with 1930 views | PinnerPaul |
"Scenes" | | | |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 18:02 - Sep 15 with 1920 views | Mick_S |
Sorry for messing up your Monday morning, but it’s Keith.( sort of like that). |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 18:20 - Sep 15 with 1899 views | Discodroids |
Brighton hoops Saturday night knee trembler 'remember to garrotte Nazi's in the name of good grammar' was a stand out choice cut for me.
Can't remember the name of the bloke that used to stalk me on here like john wayne gacey on the mooch for hairless puckered arseholes to violate in his basemement, but ' fascist fistfuc ker of north chingford' had me chuckling for weeks. It Still does, even though i moved to Leigh on sea years ago. [Post edited 15 Sep 2021 18:24]
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| ".... You are the... Duke of New York... You're A-Number One!".
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 18:25 - Sep 15 with 1890 views | Discodroids |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 17:27 - Sep 13 by ted_hendrix |
Read anyone of Discodroids posts for new sayings, and I mean anyone of them. |
Cheers Ted, The key is to only post on LFW after 4 pints of German Pislner. | |
| ".... You are the... Duke of New York... You're A-Number One!".
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 21:22 - Sep 15 with 1821 views | Dorse |
'Are you the ambulance?' (Toboboly) [Post edited 15 Sep 2021 21:25]
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| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 22:43 - Sep 15 with 1746 views | Hooping_Mad |
Cock-Womble.
Not sure if I picked it up here on somewhere else... | |
| Chairman of the Junior Hoilett appreciation society |
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 07:56 - Sep 16 with 1662 views | enfieldargh |
Preston Knob End always creases me up.
I did complain to the LFW hierarchy as for some reason earlier this season Preston North End was coined. I didn't know what or who were being referred to.
fortunately my complaint did not fall on deaf ears and I now have a knob end back to enjoy in the previews.
I always look forward to know what teams begin with the letter B.
Really hoping Brighton, Brentford & Burnley get relegated and that Bolton & Burton get promoted. This league will then be a load of B's |  |
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 08:29 - Sep 16 with 1649 views | Metallica_Hoop |
'Hedgepig' (ginger or not)
I'm pretty sure I'd not heard that before reading it on here, now I use it all the time. |  |
| Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent |
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 10:06 - Sep 16 with 1603 views | Mick_S |
| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 21:22 - Sep 15 by Dorse |
'Are you the ambulance?' (Toboboly) [Post edited 15 Sep 2021 21:25]
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| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 08:57 - Sep 18 with 1437 views | Discodroids |
Wat Tyler. | |
| ".... You are the... Duke of New York... You're A-Number One!".
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 13:55 - Nov 3 with 1197 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
‘Cock-block’ | |
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| Favourite new sayings you've picked up from LFW on 14:12 - Nov 3 with 1147 views | R_from_afar |
Oxygen thief is one I think I first encountered on LFW but my favourite is the heavily ironic "friend of the site"  .
Oh, not forgetting "merry flagwaver".... |  |
| "Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1." |
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