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Fans Forum 30/09/24
at 17:38 25 Sep 2024

'...Mr Nourry, isn't it true that you are the CEO, DOF and now Janitor at this creepy old stadium and that you have been trying to scare away the public with crap beer, third world plumbing and awful PA equipment so that you can sell Loftus Road to developers building a Mrs Brown's Boys museum?'
(Clive removes CN's mask to reveal...)
'Gasp! Old Man Ferdinand!'
'Yes, and I'd have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling kids!'

And I'm not even drunk. Yet.
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Fans Forum 30/09/24
at 21:34 24 Sep 2024

For the avoidance of doubt, I am turning on Nourry, am ITK and will be in attendance, stripped to the waist wearing a necklace of ears, carrying a homemade truncheon and baying for blood throughout.

Either that or staying home watching repeats of Death In Paradise, eating Werthers Original and knitting scarves for orphaned hamsters. You know, one of the two.
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Liam Morrison Injury
at 21:25 24 Sep 2024

Hope he's alright. I never want anyone to get hurt but a player who's just beginning to make his mark always feels worse somehow.
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Paul Smyth - A shout out for Smythie !!!
at 19:26 23 Sep 2024

Plays like a glue-sniffing wasp with a grudge.

Nice.
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The Modern Football Fan - What went wrong
at 19:24 23 Sep 2024

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The Modern Football Fan - What went wrong
at 19:20 23 Sep 2024

That, my friend, was the worst undercover Met sting operation in history: Operation Shitcunce.
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Blimus !! 😬😬
at 19:12 23 Sep 2024

Maybe, but you can't deny how effective it is as a defensive strategy. And you can put goldfish in it.
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Fans Forum 30/09/24
at 21:59 21 Sep 2024

LFW Bingo cards at the ready... eyes down for a full house.
'What does Nourry do...?' 22.
'Why did you release my son....?' 41. etc etc
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Everyone Likes Us vs No One Likes Them Match Thread
at 17:23 21 Sep 2024

My take on today is that we definitely have the players to hurt more or less anyone in this division. We just won't if we keep repeating our mistakes.

First up, and this was identified in the match comms, our build-up from the back looks a little slow to me. I know the received wisdom is that this will somehow draw the oppo out so we can play through their press but Millwall weren't falling for that old gag. They decided to press in the middle rather than on our 18 yard line, so we played gorgeous passes under zero pressure until we lost it when our midfield 2 got gubbed by the Millwall overload on the halfway line. Come on people, a bit of flexibility, yes?

Second hot(ish) take was that I liked Paal stepping into the middle as a concept. I can see what the thinking is behind the move: it was showing some positive signs today but it still needs work. Something wasn't clicking, especially in the first half, but it looked tasty a couple of times in the second.

Third thing I noticed was how much I didn't notice Madsen and Field. I know we're supposed to be having a pop at Andersen but it was the central pairing that I found confusing. Who was on wrecking duties? Who was looking forward? At times both seemed to be performing some sort of magic trick where they only appear when you aren't looking directly at them. Paal looks up: two QPR midfielders deploy their cloaking device. Baffling. Don't get me wrong, I rate both, I just didn't want to watch the Shepherds Bush Hide & Seek Finals this afternoon. Better second half, but still.

Next off the block, the Annual Dorse 'Hands-Up, I Was Wrong About Him' Admission Of Footballing Ignorance. This week: Michy Frey. My word, that bloke can finish. Imagine if we'd had him instead of Hugill a few years back. Yikes.

Finally, 1230 kick offs. They are no good to anyone. The atmosphere today seemed subdued, right from the kick off. Is it so difficult to just, I don't know, not fck around with the times for once? I get that 'he who pays the piper calls the tune' and all that but how much revenue do you think broadcast media are getting out of this fixture? They'd hardly break even. In which case, let us have it when everyone going to the game wants!
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Everyone Likes Us vs No One Likes Them Match Thread
at 14:24 21 Sep 2024

Someone should remind Smyth that we're the ones in the Hoops.
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Everyone Likes Us vs No One Likes Them Match Thread
at 13:48 21 Sep 2024

We'd probably beat the actual Madrid and then lose to the Swindon over 60's blind Madrid impersonators drag tribute act.
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Everyone Likes Us vs No One Likes Them Match Thread
at 13:13 21 Sep 2024

That's the secret to comedy: timing.

Made me laugh Damo - sorry mate
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Everyone Likes Us vs No One Likes Them Match Thread
at 13:11 21 Sep 2024

Fcking YEESSSSS@
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Everyone Likes Us vs No One Likes Them Match Thread
at 13:09 21 Sep 2024

Update: I reckon they can see him now. He got pole axed by the W12 Cafu.
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Everyone Likes Us vs No One Likes Them Match Thread
at 13:07 21 Sep 2024

You mean everyone else thinks he's naked? Kinky.
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Everyone Likes Us vs No One Likes Them Match Thread
at 13:05 21 Sep 2024

Oh for fcks fcking sake. Shitpissdamnbuggerfck.
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Everyone Likes Us vs No One Likes Them Match Thread
at 12:53 21 Sep 2024

Atmosphere seems flat as a plate of piss.
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Koli
at 18:59 20 Sep 2024

Especially you.
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LFW Message Board Glossary
at 19:29 18 Sep 2024

Edit - double post. Either that or a pretty decent echo.
[Post edited 18 Sep 23:11]
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LFW Message Board Glossary
at 18:49 18 Sep 2024

'Calm down'... invitation to a fight.
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