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I've got this friend..... 06:50 - Dec 8 with 16634 viewsPacal_Votan

Who's been going out with his girlfriend for a good few years now......and she wants to settle down and get married and make little people and stuff....BUT.....and it's a big BUT.......he's finally realised he prefers ...Mario,to Maria for instance.
And this "friend" was wondering if he should step out of Narnia via the wardrobe or carry on his charade and rear a family with this despicable vile money sucking beautiful Zumba instructor.

I said to him that, whatever your decision is i'll stand by you and stick up for you.

After a brief uneasy couple of minutes we had a manly sort of hug and then played darts whilst drinking vodka red bulls in pint glasses and abusing the bar staff really quietly.

I wouldn't know what to do if I was in his shoes living with such a horrible person that shouts at you and makes you fee likel you have no sense of worth or reason to live.

I'd be so confused "if" I was in his shoes ........what do you boys....reckon?

"Try the whine!!!"

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I've got this friend..... on 06:53 - Dec 8 with 15489 viewsUPPERLOFTNZ

Depends whether we win at Wigan or not.

Football is Faith
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I've got this friend..... on 07:21 - Dec 8 with 15469 viewscheeseydane

Life is not a rehearsel.

Do what your heart says.

I mean, your friend should.


Technology advances, unfortunately humans do not.

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I've got this friend..... on 07:32 - Dec 8 with 15455 viewsexiled_dictator

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQAHPtPl0a-wmq7DH1pt4Yn0uqyThjfROskJJg6e

My momma always said, "Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."

So, essentially there are the chocolates with hard centres, or the ones with soft gooey centres. Ask 'your friend' which one he prefers.

It's not what you've got; it's where you stick it.
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I've got this friend..... on 08:24 - Dec 8 with 15384 viewsCHUBBS

I always knew you'd find the strength to come out.Well done sweetie.
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I've got this friend..... on 08:29 - Dec 8 with 15375 viewsexiled_dictator

I've got this friend..... on 08:24 - Dec 8 by CHUBBS

I always knew you'd find the strength to come out.Well done sweetie.


What time do you guys meet up in Starbucks?

It's not what you've got; it's where you stick it.
Poll: Climate Change

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I've got this friend..... on 09:29 - Dec 8 with 15282 viewshoopstilidie

Stick with the bird.

Indulge in anal.

Everybody's happy.

Ringo Starr ate my hamper.
Poll: Yes or no?

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I've got this friend..... on 09:33 - Dec 8 with 15269 viewsPommyhoop

Get on twitter and ask our Joey ( allegedly)

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I've got this friend..... on 10:11 - Dec 8 with 15183 viewswestberksr

my brother in law is still single if he wants a new 'friend'; not sure id b-in-l is a giver or receiver though, so that could be their first argument!

then comes the make up sex
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I've got this friend..... on 10:55 - Dec 8 with 15100 viewsTheBlob

Run.
Run like the wind.
Don't stop until you run out of land,and then start swimming.

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I've got this friend..... on 11:19 - Dec 8 with 15064 viewsPommyhoop

I've got this friend..... on 10:55 - Dec 8 by TheBlob

Run.
Run like the wind.
Don't stop until you run out of land,and then start swimming.


Agreed.Gay or straight them mad beautiful zumba teachers who shout at you aint no fun.I've been there (mine was into pilates tho ..showing my age).

I kept the house tho
And cashed in years later and come over here..

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I've got this friend..... on 11:22 - Dec 8 with 15054 viewsCanadaRanger

Tell your friend "Just don't marry both Maria AND Mario..."

The maximum penalty for bigamy is two mother-in-laws.
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I've got this friend..... on 11:58 - Dec 8 with 15009 viewsTacticalR

'No matter how far down the wrong road you've gone, turn back.'
Turkish proverb

Air hostess clique

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I've got this friend..... on 12:24 - Dec 8 with 14975 viewsisawqpratwcity

I've got this friend..... on 11:58 - Dec 8 by TacticalR

'No matter how far down the wrong road you've gone, turn back.'
Turkish proverb


toss a coin, call it heads this/tails that, and when the coin lands, how you feel will tell you what you want to know.

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I've got this friend..... on 12:38 - Dec 8 with 14948 viewsdubaistu

crafty butcher giving specials around the back again?
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I've got this friend..... on 13:47 - Dec 8 with 14843 viewsQPRDave

If your "friend's" girlfriend is well tasty get him to go for super Mario and you can then move in and "comfort" her.......everyones a winner!!!
[Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]
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I've got this friend..... on 16:52 - Dec 8 with 14743 viewsderbyhoop

If he cannot be true to himself, it's not a great starting point for a long term relationship with Maria.

"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one's lifetime." (Mark Twain) Find me on twitter @derbyhoop and now on Bluesky

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I've got this friend..... on 17:59 - Dec 8 with 14653 viewskarlski

I don't understand why he would 'carry on the charade'?
He prefers Marios to Marias.
She's a horrible person and makes him feel awful.

Why would he stick around?

And yes tell him you'll support him no matter what...but he really should leave her.
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I've got this friend..... on 18:08 - Dec 8 with 14632 viewsBklynRanger

Send her back to Maracaibo and live, man, LIVE!
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I've got this friend..... on 18:15 - Dec 8 with 14616 viewshoopsa07

I've got this friend..... on 06:53 - Dec 8 by UPPERLOFTNZ

Depends whether we win at Wigan or not.


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I've got this friend..... on 19:12 - Dec 8 with 14537 viewsHollowayRanger

How can a bloke perfer




Hairy Bums


damm i deserve a medal for having to look that up on google im scarred for life

[Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]

Listen to the band play!
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I've got this friend..... on 19:21 - Dec 8 with 14521 viewsTheBlob

I've got this friend..... on 19:12 - Dec 8 by HollowayRanger

How can a bloke perfer




Hairy Bums


damm i deserve a medal for having to look that up on google im scarred for life

[Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]


No wonder Bazwot don't post on here too often.

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I've got this friend..... on 19:40 - Dec 8 with 14476 viewsQPRDave

I've got this friend..... on 19:12 - Dec 8 by HollowayRanger

How can a bloke perfer




Hairy Bums


damm i deserve a medal for having to look that up on google im scarred for life

[Post edited 1 Jan 1970 1:00]


Well what did you expect if you google Fatima Whitbread !!!
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I've got this friend..... on 19:44 - Dec 8 with 14461 viewscollegeranger

Personally - I would always lock my computer so nobody could post a message such as this that wasn't actually from me!

Alternatively Pacal - have both the Zumba and "nudge the fudge" !
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I've got this friend..... on 20:14 - Dec 8 with 14420 viewswestolian

The tea leaves say do em both up the Gary and see who pushes back more

Honest

I've found a team sheet for the weekend - anyone interested ?

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I've got this friend..... on 20:40 - Dec 8 with 14382 viewsDaiHo0p

I've got this friend..... on 20:14 - Dec 8 by westolian

The tea leaves say do em both up the Gary and see who pushes back more

Honest


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