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Today's Nursery Rhymes 12:18 - Apr 3 with 1973 viewsJACKMANANDBOY

Baa Baa Sheep
The Grand Person of York
Three Mice
Jack and Jack
Average Sized Muffet
Someone sat on a wall

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 12:35 - Apr 3 with 1953 viewsWingstandwood

WOKE has indeed evolved into a relentless series of surrealist comedy sketches belonging more to Spike Millington 'Q' series than ever it does to reality and Planet Earth!!!!


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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 12:39 - Apr 3 with 1949 viewsWingstandwood

"The Grand person of York he had ten thousand 'they/them' he marched them up to the top of the hill and he marched them down again".

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 12:51 - Apr 3 with 1930 viewsfbreath

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 12:39 - Apr 3 by Wingstandwood

"The Grand person of York he had ten thousand 'they/them' he marched them up to the top of the hill and he marched them down again".


Why can't the Grand person be a she. You haven't thought it through properly.

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 13:09 - Apr 3 with 1912 viewsWingstandwood

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 12:51 - Apr 3 by fbreath

Why can't the Grand person be a she. You haven't thought it through properly.


Sadly I had been forced to make allowances so not to offend the other 100+ genders whilst taking into consideration that the Grand person of York may have (Gender neutral) no gender at all, or (gender fluid) changes gender on numerous occasions throughout the week.

I have also taken into consideration the evils of 'unconscious bias' thought crime towards another sex, and thus must proceed through WOKE's never ending maze of invisible trip wires with extreme caution!

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 13:39 - Apr 3 with 1880 viewsonehunglow

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 13:09 - Apr 3 by Wingstandwood

Sadly I had been forced to make allowances so not to offend the other 100+ genders whilst taking into consideration that the Grand person of York may have (Gender neutral) no gender at all, or (gender fluid) changes gender on numerous occasions throughout the week.

I have also taken into consideration the evils of 'unconscious bias' thought crime towards another sex, and thus must proceed through WOKE's never ending maze of invisible trip wires with extreme caution!


There are but two genders
There always has been
It’s nature
Boy Girl
Girl Boy

Then there are animals who are also one of two gender


Fact

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 13:58 - Apr 3 with 1874 viewsWingstandwood

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 13:39 - Apr 3 by onehunglow

There are but two genders
There always has been
It’s nature
Boy Girl
Girl Boy

Then there are animals who are also one of two gender


Fact


We have reached the stage where idiots now think that they can make up things as they go along, and where make-believe and fantasy gets accepted as fact and moral by many, (but not all) in places like universities, schools, civil service and public sector. These places have become breeding places for crackpots!!!!

You get more sense talking to a painter and decorator in a pub than ever you do, when compared to some so called academics who believe that 'quackery' is the way forward.

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 14:29 - Apr 3 with 1853 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 12:39 - Apr 3 by Wingstandwood

"The Grand person of York he had ten thousand 'they/them' he marched them up to the top of the hill and he marched them down again".


They didn’t go marching because they phoned in a duvet day

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 14:48 - Apr 3 with 1846 viewsWingstandwood

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 14:29 - Apr 3 by Joesus_Of_Narbereth

They didn’t go marching because they phoned in a duvet day


Aye, but remember never mention what gender is best suited to changing and washing the duvets, because that could get you in hot water also!

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 15:04 - Apr 3 with 1830 viewsonehunglow

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 13:58 - Apr 3 by Wingstandwood

We have reached the stage where idiots now think that they can make up things as they go along, and where make-believe and fantasy gets accepted as fact and moral by many, (but not all) in places like universities, schools, civil service and public sector. These places have become breeding places for crackpots!!!!

You get more sense talking to a painter and decorator in a pub than ever you do, when compared to some so called academics who believe that 'quackery' is the way forward.


Gid help anyone spouting
Little Miss Tuffet
Covers the lot ,does that

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 15:16 - Apr 3 with 1830 viewsFlashberryjack

They and them went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
Them fell down and broke a crown.
And they came tumbling after.

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 15:22 - Apr 3 with 1826 viewsFlashberryjack

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 13:58 - Apr 3 by Wingstandwood

We have reached the stage where idiots now think that they can make up things as they go along, and where make-believe and fantasy gets accepted as fact and moral by many, (but not all) in places like universities, schools, civil service and public sector. These places have become breeding places for crackpots!!!!

You get more sense talking to a painter and decorator in a pub than ever you do, when compared to some so called academics who believe that 'quackery' is the way forward.


Ask any six year old the difference between a boy and a girl, and they'll tell you immediately.
Ask them after they've been to university, and they won't have a clue.

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 16:10 - Apr 3 with 1802 viewsfbreath

What about
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle

Could that be insulting to the cat subliminally suggesting that they are taking back handers.

And the last line
And the dish ran away with the spoon
Suggesting its ok to have multiple relationships
[Post edited 3 Apr 16:13]

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 16:33 - Apr 3 with 1779 viewsJoesus_Of_Narbereth

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 15:16 - Apr 3 by Flashberryjack

They and them went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
Them fell down and broke a crown.
And they came tumbling after.


That one has never made any sense to me. Surely if you want to collect water the best place will be down the hill? There aren’t many wells on the top of a hill. Unless it’s a reservoir or something?

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 16:35 - Apr 3 with 1777 viewsWingstandwood

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 16:10 - Apr 3 by fbreath

What about
Hey diddle diddle,
The cat and the fiddle

Could that be insulting to the cat subliminally suggesting that they are taking back handers.

And the last line
And the dish ran away with the spoon
Suggesting its ok to have multiple relationships
[Post edited 3 Apr 16:13]


You have displayed a most advantageous characteristic that'll second guess and predict what a WOKE (correct pronouns?) 'they/that' person will say next! It's all about letting your imagination running riot!!!


[Post edited 3 Apr 16:38]

Argus!

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 16:39 - Apr 3 with 1763 viewsfbreath

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 16:35 - Apr 3 by Wingstandwood

You have displayed a most advantageous characteristic that'll second guess and predict what a WOKE (correct pronouns?) 'they/that' person will say next! It's all about letting your imagination running riot!!!


[Post edited 3 Apr 16:38]


You've got to think outside the box with these potential trip wires.

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 16:46 - Apr 3 with 1751 viewsWingstandwood

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 16:39 - Apr 3 by fbreath

You've got to think outside the box with these potential trip wires.


Bang on!

Argus!

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 18:32 - Apr 3 with 1701 viewsGwyn737

Has anyone said this is actually happening?

I mean really happening, not just a story out of one of the backward, book burning U.S. states or a Twitter search.
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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 18:56 - Apr 3 with 1690 viewstheloneranger

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

Kissed the girls but didn’t know why.

When the boys came out to play

He had more fun because he was gay

Everyday above ground ... Is a good day! 😎

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 15:55 - Apr 4 with 1568 viewsTreforys_Jack

Always loved the Life of Brian scene, I want to be called Loretta and have babies.
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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 17:36 - Apr 4 with 1533 viewsonehunglow

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 18:56 - Apr 3 by theloneranger

Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie

Kissed the girls but didn’t know why.

When the boys came out to play

He had more fun because he was gay


The grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand …..



Think I’ ll stop it there

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 18:06 - Apr 4 with 1522 viewsWingstandwood

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 17:36 - Apr 4 by onehunglow

The grand old Duke of York
He had ten thousand …..



Think I’ ll stop it there


Yeah, proceed with extreme caution and best have an apology written in advance nowadays, so that you can appease idiots who are desperately seeking offence by using all means possible to manufacture it.

And that attention seeking drama-queen offence tends to about as sincere as gruff foul mouthed Northern councillor's offence when The Sex Pistols were booked to play in their towns!

This video says it all for me! 0:43s.

Argus!

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Today's Nursery Rhymes on 18:27 - Apr 4 with 1511 viewsGwyn737

Today's Nursery Rhymes on 18:06 - Apr 4 by Wingstandwood

Yeah, proceed with extreme caution and best have an apology written in advance nowadays, so that you can appease idiots who are desperately seeking offence by using all means possible to manufacture it.

And that attention seeking drama-queen offence tends to about as sincere as gruff foul mouthed Northern councillor's offence when The Sex Pistols were booked to play in their towns!

This video says it all for me! 0:43s.


Who’s banning nursery rhymes, again?
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