| Things People Never Say 10:04 - Jul 15 with 13161 views | Dorse |
Following on from Clive's Twitter offerings, may I also include:
'I love your Crocs' |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Things People Never Say on 10:44 - Jul 21 with 2003 views | Mick_S |
| Things People Never Say on 10:39 - Jul 21 by SimonJames |
Spend Saturday at Ikea and then all Sunday putting together flatpack furniture? That's a fantastic idea darling! |
Guess what darling - all the parts were included so I don't have to go back to Ikea next Sunday when you catch up with all your soaps. |  |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Things People Never Say on 11:05 - Jul 21 with 1959 views | enfieldargh |
| Things People Never Say on 10:44 - Jul 21 by Mick_S |
Guess what darling - all the parts were included so I don't have to go back to Ikea next Sunday when you catch up with all your soaps. |
You're not married to my wife |  |
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| Things People Never Say on 11:05 - Jul 22 with 1861 views | Copenranger |
"Wow, what a match! Nothing to moan about today.." |  | | |
| Things People Never Say on 22:43 - Jul 22 with 1799 views | E17hoop |
Millwall is always such a friendly place to visit. |  |
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| Things People Never Say on 23:52 - Jul 22 with 1771 views | Hadders |
At Loftus Road: Excuse me linesman, old chap. I genuinely think you may mistaken with that call, but I might be wrong. I am rather biased, after all!
At Wimbedon: Line judge, you're a c@nt, line judge line judge, you're a c@nt! [Post edited 23 Jul 2017 7:25]
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| Things People Never Say on 10:24 - Jul 23 with 1698 views | enfieldargh |
John Terry to new teammate Chris Samba
"you look nothing like Anton Ferdinand, can we be friends?" | |
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| Things People Never Say on 11:14 - Jul 23 with 1683 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
Question to QPR fan;
"So what's your favourite ever QPR game? It must be the 2014 playoff final with Bobby Zamoras goal?
QPR fan;
"Nah mate. It's the Milk Cup Final 1986 of course!" |  |
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| Things People Never Say on 14:36 - Jul 23 with 1624 views | Dorse |
'When I grow up, I want to be like Piers Morgan'. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Things People Never Say on 14:44 - Jul 23 with 1609 views | SimonJames |
| Things People Never Say on 14:36 - Jul 23 by Dorse |
'When I grow up, I want to be like Piers Morgan'. |
That shouldn't even be said in jest... get help!!! |  |
| 100% of people who drink water will die. |
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| Things People Never Say on 17:02 - Jul 23 with 1575 views | QPRDEL |
I wish that Rachel Riley would stop pestering me | | | |
| Things People Never Say on 17:55 - Jul 23 with 1540 views | johncharles |
At the Open "let's show some more of the British players, after all it is the British Open in Britain. Seems rude to just show the Yanks " |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Things People Never Say on 19:20 - Jul 23 with 1513 views | FDC |
Morning! I really regret getting to bed and not staying up all night drinking myself to a stand still. |  | | |
| Things People Never Say on 15:10 - Jul 24 with 1427 views | 1BobbyHazell |
I don't care what you say, I love what Sturridge does after he scores, he looks the f*cking business. |  | | |
| Things People Never Say on 15:27 - Jul 24 with 1419 views | Toast_R |
I'll sit patiently in my BMW and wait for the car in front of me to realise the traffic light turned green a life time of 2.5 seconds ago... [Post edited 24 Jul 2017 15:29]
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| Things People Never Say on 19:57 - Jul 24 with 1357 views | smegma |
| Things People Never Say on 17:02 - Jul 23 by QPRDEL |
I wish that Rachel Riley would stop pestering me |
Id give her a......Consonant. Vowel. Consonant . Consonant. | | | |
| Things People Never Say on 19:59 - Jul 24 with 1356 views | smegma |
Another pre season tour completed and no logistical problems to report. | | | |
| Things People Never Say on 20:17 - Jul 24 with 1345 views | danehoop |
Scott Jones, now there was a poster who talked sense, never lied and was always considerate and respecting of others views. |  |
| Never knowingly understood |
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| Things People Never Say on 20:32 - Jul 24 with 1330 views | FredManRave |
Thank God for that political thread on LFW's the other day. Having reread it in its entirety I realise now just how wrong I have been and will now be changing my vote from Tory/Labour to Labour/Tory. |  |
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| Things People Never Say on 21:14 - Jul 24 with 1295 views | johncharles |
| Things People Never Say on 20:32 - Jul 24 by FredManRave |
Thank God for that political thread on LFW's the other day. Having reread it in its entirety I realise now just how wrong I have been and will now be changing my vote from Tory/Labour to Labour/Tory. |
I totally agree with your point of view | |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Things People Never Say on 10:11 - Jul 25 with 1187 views | Mick_S |
I'm going to see Justin Bieber tonight. Can't wait. | |
| Did I ever mention that I was in Minder? |
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| Things People Never Say on 10:16 - Jul 25 with 1185 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
| Things People Never Say on 21:14 - Jul 24 by johncharles |
I totally agree with your point of view |
So that's settled then | |
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| Things People Never Say on 10:19 - Jul 25 with 1181 views | Northernr |
I have full confidence in our defence successfully executing a zonal marking system at corners this year. |  | | |
| Things People Never Say on 10:51 - Jul 25 with 1159 views | flitwickhoop |
James Perch wins the ball | | | |
| Things People Never Say on 10:53 - Jul 25 with 1158 views | Metallica_Hoop |
I'm rather gruntled |  |
| Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent |
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| Things People Never Say on 10:55 - Jul 25 with 1154 views | enfieldargh |
My hovercraft is full of cheese | |
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