| Words that sound rude but aren't 18:07 - Jun 5 with 11135 views | Dorse |
Trossachs - as in 'There's a nasty breeze around the Trossachs' (best said in a Private Frazer sort of voice) |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 11:22 - Jun 6 with 3013 views | TacticalR |
Mastication. We all do it. |  |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 11:26 - Jun 6 with 3011 views | Pommyhoop |
Mary, Mungo and Midge |  |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 13:17 - Jun 6 with 2979 views | TacticalR |
Moko, Beaver and Olive
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 13:21 - Jun 6 with 2973 views | karl |
Jim'll fix it |  | | |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 14:29 - Jun 6 with 2953 views | Monahoop |
Cockermouth a town in Cumbria always raises a wry smile.
Luton..... No wait a minute, that is rude. Sorry! |  |
| There aint half been some clever bastards. |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 16:17 - Jun 6 with 2908 views | ak68 |
Angina.
Orangina.
Vange, just outside Basildon |  | | |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 17:07 - Jun 6 with 2887 views | RickyDicky |
Groat
Muffin |  |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 18:48 - Jun 6 with 2857 views | izlingtonhoop |
I saw this in our local Apollo last week when I was looking for all spice
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 19:34 - Jun 6 with 2845 views | johncharles |
Having leg of pork Sunday dinner tomorrow. Must must remember to take it out of the freezer so it can defrost over night. So we don't forget the missus has put a sign up in the kitchen........
PORK OUT TONIGHT ! |  |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 20:55 - Jun 6 with 2799 views | QPRDEL |
Ectoplasm
Lubrication
phlem | | | |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 22:09 - Jun 6 with 2778 views | Dorse |
Quibbling - 'He quibbled over the bill' | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 22:11 - Jun 6 with 2776 views | Brightonhoop |
Pollocks. |  | | |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 04:09 - Jun 7 with 2736 views | FredManRave |
Cockfosters. |  |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 09:05 - Jun 7 with 2718 views | johncharles |
Uckfield
Little Hampton | |
| Strong and stable my arse. |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 09:09 - Jun 7 with 2717 views | peejaybee |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 09:05 - Jun 7 by johncharles |
Uckfield
Little Hampton |
Chit |  |
| If at first you dont succeed, pack up and f**k off home. |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 09:12 - Jun 7 with 2648 views | PunteR |
Grand prix |  |
| Occasional providers of half decent House music. |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 10:29 - Jun 7 with 2641 views | loftboy |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 14:29 - Jun 6 by Monahoop |
Cockermouth a town in Cumbria always raises a wry smile.
Luton..... No wait a minute, that is rude. Sorry! |
There's a village on the way from midhurst to Chichester that used to be called cockinmouth strangely it's now called cockin |  |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 10:46 - Jun 7 with 2628 views | Discodroids |
'quince' ...as in "she laid her quince out upon the table."
or "her 'quince jam' kicked up a quite a stink at the end of a long hot working day toiling in the fields"
'slats' pronounced 'schlats'.. as in "look at the slats on that, tighter than a choirboys arse'
' mutoid* '... as in a downs syndrome rapist..
*the word 'mongoloid', can , in some cases, be used as a replacement. usually in the northern hemisphere.
'truculent'.. a long distance lorry driver with two familes in southampton and aberdeen , also cursed with a incubis* sized appendage.
*incubis= 12". [Post edited 7 Jun 2015 10:53]
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| Changeable. Alterable. Mutable. Variable. Mouldable. Movable. Fluctuate. Undulate. Flicker. Flutter. Pulsate. Vibrate. Alternate. Plastic. Prog. House. Music. |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 12:39 - Jun 7 with 2591 views | Dorse |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 04:09 - Jun 7 by FredManRave |
Cockfosters. |
"This train... is for Cockfosters" - still makes me chuckle. | |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 16:56 - Jun 7 with 2565 views | Discodroids |
gape, ...the empty cavity left , twixt a ladies thighs, when a gentleman caller withdraws and does not wish to procreate.
peygo ,... a edwardian gentlemans trouser snake. | |
| Changeable. Alterable. Mutable. Variable. Mouldable. Movable. Fluctuate. Undulate. Flicker. Flutter. Pulsate. Vibrate. Alternate. Plastic. Prog. House. Music. |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 18:37 - Jun 7 with 2551 views | johncharles |
Roy Hodgson | |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 20:48 - Jun 7 with 2528 views | GloryHunter |
Cock-up.
This has nothing to do with the male organ. It is an old printers' expression for when a piece of type was sticking up from the ink-bed, and tearing the paper as it passed over it. |  | | |
| Words that sound rude but aren't on 21:16 - Jun 7 with 2509 views | Monahoop |
Shag. By that I mean a type of cormorant or tobacco. | |
| There aint half been some clever bastards. |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 21:30 - Jun 7 with 2498 views | DWQPR |
I once had a client called Clive Oliver Jones and on his credit card it read Mr C O Jones. Unfortunately he had a sister who lived in Majorca and whenever he went out there and went for a meal and paid with said credit card the Spanish waiters would have a small snigger at the name of Mr C O Jones (cojones), Spanish for böllocks. | |
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| Words that sound rude but aren't on 22:56 - Jun 7 with 2472 views | PunteR |
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